A volunteer for the Red Cross asked a local prominent lawyer for a
donation.
He paced up and down for a while and said:
"Lady, there are a few things you don't know about me.
I have a very sick mother in very
specialised expensive care.
My father needs a $ 100,000 liver transplant.
My oldest brother needs a new artificial arm
and my younger brother needs $ 200 per day for
his medication of a rare disease.
I don't give them a dime.
What makes you think you're going to get some?"
Mon, Dec 17, 2007, 7:45pm (EST-3) [email protected] (Robatoy)
posted a joke that was probably old when the pyramids were new <and
snipped>:
Reminds me of you heathens, and your sacrifices for the Woodworking
Gods. Or, non-sacrifices, as it were. Heathens the lot of you.
JOAT
I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do
them.
- Picasso
Tue, Dec 18, 2007, 4:28pm (EST-1) [email protected] (Ross=A0Hebeisen)
doth claimeth:
heathens myass , it's all a bunch of x- hippie commie dope fein's, ross
Haven't seen any sacrifice for the Woodworking Gods from you
either. Damn heathen.
JOAT
I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do
them.
- Picasso
Robatoy said:
>A volunteer for the Red Cross asked a local prominent lawyer for a
>donation.
>He paced up and down for a while and said:
>"Lady, there are a few things you don't know about me.
>I have a very sick mother in very
>specialised expensive care.
>My father needs a $ 100,000 liver transplant.
>My oldest brother needs a new artificial arm
>and my younger brother needs $ 200 per day for
>his medication of a rare disease.
>I don't give them a dime.
>What makes you think you're going to get some?"
;-) My favorite - pettifogger truths.
You DO know how wire was invented, right?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
Greg G.