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Borked Pseudo Mailed

04/11/2006 10:56 PM

Re: Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks

> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> Published: November 3, 2006
> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET

What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.


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"bigdan"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 6:24 AM

I fail to see the point in all this . . . . .

Gp

Goedjn

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

06/11/2006 10:54 AM

On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:16:31 GMT, "CW" <[email protected]> wrote:

>Haven't heard to many guns, have you?
>
>"Mark Lloyd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Drop a lightbulb on concrete and it sounds like a gunshot.

A really quiet gun.

Two rooms away.


On TV.

CE

"C & E"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 5:38 PM


"Borked Pseudo Mailed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
>> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
>> Published: November 3, 2006
>> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
> What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.
>
>
My daughter works in the x-ray dept of a hospital and tells all sorts of
objects inserted and unretrievable by the patient. Without exception they
say that they fell on it. Apparently, there are many people walking about
without wearing pants and falling backward onto their bottom and on an
object with just the right alignment. Yuck!

Sk

"Swingman"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 8:57 AM

"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote in message

> What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.

It's a male superiority issue ... a bird in the butt is worth two in the
bush.

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UC

Uncle Clover

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 12:27 PM

On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:12:21 -0600, Sam E <[email protected]> wrote:

> On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 22:56:44 -0700 (MST), Borked Pseudo Mailed
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> >> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> >> Published: November 3, 2006
> >> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
> >
> >What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.
> >
>
> Better than putting a lightbulb there.

I'd have to agree. I've never tried it, but I've heard horror stories of those
who have. It's amazing that anyone should be surprised that a lightbulb - which
generally tends to contain a vacuum (i.e., negative pressure) might
"spontenously implode" when being constricted about by one of the most powerful
muscles in the human body. Too bad it doesn't cause instant sterilization, such
people -so- need to be filtered out of the gene pool...
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L8r,
Uncle Clover the AntiTwink

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Sam E

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 9:13 AM

On 5 Nov 2006 06:24:09 -0800, "bigdan" <[email protected]> wrote:

>I fail to see the point in all this . . . . .

Wasn't that on the awl?

Cc

"CW"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

06/11/2006 1:16 AM

Haven't heard to many guns, have you?

"Mark Lloyd" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Drop a lightbulb on concrete and it sounds like a gunshot.

LH

Lew Hodgett

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 3:24 PM

Swingman wrote:


> It's a male superiority issue ... a bird in the butt is worth two
in the
> bush.
>

A push in the hand,
Is worth two in the bush,

Except if in yonder bush,
A fair maiden should stand,

Then a push in the bush,
Is worth two in the hand.

Lew

MM

"Mike Marlow"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 5:20 AM


"Borked Pseudo Mailed" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
> > By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
> > Published: November 3, 2006
> > Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
> What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.
>
>

Maybe it wasn't his fault - maybe it was a Horney Awl.

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-Mike-
[email protected]

Ef

Ed

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 9:20 PM

On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 18:35:38 -0600, Mark Lloyd
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Drop a lightbulb on concrete and it sounds like a gunshot.

With all due respect.... No it doesn't.

LK

Larry Kraus

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 11:37 PM

"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:

>It's a male superiority issue ... a bird in the butt is worth two in the
>bush.


I recall a lazy evening, reading in bed while my wife watched TV, our
two cockatiels wandering over the bedcovers. Encouraging both birds
two step onto one hand, I reached over to my wife with the other and
observed, "A hand in the bush is worth two birds in the hand".
Some opportunities are too good to pass up...

SE

Sam E

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 9:12 AM

On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 22:56:44 -0700 (MST), Borked Pseudo Mailed
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
>> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
>> Published: November 3, 2006
>> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>
>What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.
>

Better than putting a lightbulb there.

ML

Mark Lloyd

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 6:35 PM

On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:27:52 -0500, Uncle Clover
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:12:21 -0600, Sam E <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 22:56:44 -0700 (MST), Borked Pseudo Mailed
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> >> Police: Nude Man Hides Awl in Buttocks
>> >> By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
>> >> Published: November 3, 2006
>> >> Filed at 7:47 p.m. ET
>> >
>> >What kind of sick person puts a bird in his butt.
>> >
>>
>> Better than putting a lightbulb there.
>
>I'd have to agree. I've never tried it, but I've heard horror stories of those
>who have. It's amazing that anyone should be surprised that a lightbulb - which
>generally tends to contain a vacuum (i.e., negative pressure) might
>"spontenously implode" when being constricted about by one of the most powerful
>muscles in the human body. Too bad it doesn't cause instant sterilization, such
>people -so- need to be filtered out of the gene pool...

Drop a lightbulb on concrete and it sounds like a gunshot.
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http://notstupid.laughingsquid.com

"God was invented by man for a reason, that
reason is no longer applicable."

Sk

"Swingman"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 9:09 AM


"Buddy Matlosz" wrote in message
>
> "bigdan" wrote in message
>> > I fail to see the point in all this . . . . .
> >
> That's where the "concealed" part comes in.

It's hard to see where the sun don't shine ...

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BM

"Buddy Matlosz"

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 9:58 AM


"bigdan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I fail to see the point in all this . . . . .
>
That's where the "concealed" part comes in.

B.

UC

Uncle Clover

in reply to Borked Pseudo Mailed on 04/11/2006 10:56 PM

05/11/2006 12:25 PM

On 5 Nov 2006 06:24:09 -0800, "bigdan" <[email protected]> wrote:

> I fail to see the point in all this . . . . .

Lol!
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L8r,
Uncle Clover the AntiTwink

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