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Jacques De Molay

04/03/2009 5:47 PM

How to build a wooden castle to rule the world?

I'm an evil wizard and I want to rule the world.For that
purpose, I need a castle. I cannot afford a castle made
from stone, so I have to build a wooden castle.

What do I need to build a good wooden castle?


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Bored Borg

in reply to Jacques De Molay on 04/03/2009 5:47 PM

05/03/2009 10:54 PM

On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 01:47:00 +0000, Jacques De Molay wrote
(in article
<44cd373c-f7b2-43fa-a1be-eb1cf21926da@f11g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>):

> I'm an evil wizard and I want to rule the world.For that
> purpose, I need a castle. I cannot afford a castle made
> from stone, so I have to build a wooden castle.
>
> What do I need to build a good wooden castle?
>

You need to get wood



When I ruled the world, I didn't know about getting wood so I made a fort out
of an old cornflakes packet. When I got older, I got wood all the time, so I
stopped ruling the world and got on with using it...

LM

"Lee Michaels"

in reply to Jacques De Molay on 04/03/2009 5:47 PM

04/03/2009 9:40 PM


"sam" wrote

> Trolls! Trolls! Trolls
>
> I think your first step would be to grow up and find yourself a woman then
> you wouldn't be so lonely!

Uh..., Sam, we know that they are trolls. So if you want to respond to this
post PLEASE eliminate the troll addy in the newsgroup line. That way you
don't feed the trolls.


DB

Dave Balderstone

in reply to Jacques De Molay on 04/03/2009 5:47 PM

04/03/2009 9:22 PM

In article <[email protected]>, sam <[email protected]>
wrote:
> Trolls! Trolls! Trolls

And your repeating his post makes you what, exactly?

md

mac davis

in reply to Jacques De Molay on 04/03/2009 5:47 PM

06/03/2009 11:23 AM

On Wed, 4 Mar 2009 17:47:00 -0800 (PST), Jacques De Molay
<[email protected]> wrote:

>I'm an evil wizard and I want to rule the world.For that
>purpose, I need a castle. I cannot afford a castle made
>from stone, so I have to build a wooden castle.
>
>What do I need to build a good wooden castle?

1> Get 3 or 4 strong people, bend down and have them pull your head out of your
ass..

2> Get off your mom's computer before she gets home...

3> Try to get a life other than trolling..

Well, I feel a bit better now..


mac

Please remove splinters before emailing

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sam

in reply to Jacques De Molay on 04/03/2009 5:47 PM

04/03/2009 9:08 PM

Jacques De Molay wrote:
> I'm an evil wizard and I want to rule the world.For that
> purpose, I need a castle. I cannot afford a castle made
> from stone, so I have to build a wooden castle.
>
> What do I need to build a good wooden castle?
>
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls

I think your first step would be to grow up and find yourself a woman
then you wouldn't be so lonely!


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