Two tall trees are standing in the woods when a young tree begins to grow
between them.
One tall tree says to the other tall tree "Is that a son of a Beech or a son
of a Birch?"
The other tall tree shakes it's branches and says " I don't know"
A while later a Woodpecker lands on the small tree.
One of the tall trees says "Hey, you, Mr Woodpecker. You know trees. Is that
small tree
a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The Woodpecker takes a nibble of the small tree and says
" It's neither. That small tree is the best bit of Ash I've ever had my
pecker in"
God Bless,
Al Kyder
Good one AL - for once you posted a funny - I knew you were a pervert, but
at least you are a semi clean pervert - {notice there were no swear words in
the joke}An no it was not a Mormon joke either - about time you fanned out
"Al Kyder" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Two tall trees are standing in the woods when a young tree begins to grow
> between them.
> One tall tree says to the other tall tree "Is that a son of a Beech or a
son
> of a Birch?"
> The other tall tree shakes it's branches and says " I don't know"
> A while later a Woodpecker lands on the small tree.
> One of the tall trees says "Hey, you, Mr Woodpecker. You know trees. Is
that
> small tree
> a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
> The Woodpecker takes a nibble of the small tree and says
> " It's neither. That small tree is the best bit of Ash I've ever had my
> pecker in"
>
> God Bless,
> Al Kyder
"Ray Sandusky" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Good one AL - for once you posted a funny - I knew you were a pervert, but
> at least you are a semi clean pervert - {notice there were no swear words in
> the joke}An no it was not a Mormon joke either - about time you fanned out
I have a sense of humor Ray. Just because I take my art and my
religion seriously does not mean I'm a wet blanket. Hey, you are from
Tennessee aren't you. I got people down there. Granny Kyder was born
in Tennessee. Just outside of Nashville. Little town called Franklin I
believe. I've always meant to get down there and visit all my cousins
but I just never got around to it. Maybe I should go ahead and do that
soon. I could bring them all shoes. Winter will be here before you
know it. Thanks for inspiring me Ray.
God Bless,
Al Kyder
Wed, Sep 17, 2003, 9:13am (EDT-3) [email protected]
(Al=A0Kyder) claims:
<snip> Just because I take my art and my religion seriously does not
mean I'm a wet blanket. <snip>
Ah, is that what you're calling your troll posts? Art and
religion? Ever stop to think, that a lot of people don't welcome your
cross-posting trolls? But, I guess to some people, calling themselves
religious, is supposed to excuse bad manners.
JOAT
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 15 Sep 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/