Clumsy? Nicknamed "Stumpy"

"&amp;amp;amp;#39;lektric dan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Do you have a "frequent flier" card at the ER?
> Maybe this article in The Register is about you...
> "Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs, Hospital
> emergency room shockers revealed online"
> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/18/neiss_database/
>
> From the referred article, "Database: Injuries reported by emergency
> rooms
>
> The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury
> Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency
> rooms in the United States and its territories."
>
> http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/features/ftlaudNEISS/ftlaudNEISS08_list.php
>


I want to see the 215 Year Old Female... typical database nonsense. Much
like the time I gave birth to live twins... at least that is what was in the
insurance company database. ;~)

On Jan 19, 2:35=A0am, "&amp;amp;amp;#39;lektric dan"
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Do you have a "frequent flier" card at the ER?
> Maybe this article in The Register is about you...
> "Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs, Hospital
> emergency room shockers revealed online"http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010=
/01/18/neiss_database/
>
> From the referred article, "Database: Injuries reported by emergency
> rooms
>
> The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury
> Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency
> rooms in the United States and its territories."
>
> http://www.sun-sentinel2.com/features/ftlaudNEISS/ftlaudNEISS08_list.php

Search for "eye" and "bb gun" returns no records. So much
for that old UL.

>
> (names withheld from list to avoid endless taunting...)