JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

20/09/2005 2:00 AM

PUKEY YARD DUCKS

http://www.runnerduck.com/duck_family.htm

OK, all you amateurs, this is for experienced woodworkers only.



JOAT
If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
- Unknown


This topic has 24 replies

Ta

"Tim and Steph"

in reply to Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T) on 20/09/2005 2:00 AM

20/09/2005 8:13 PM

" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

"J T" <Jakofalltrades@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> http://www.runnerduck.com/duck_family.htm
>
> OK, all you amateurs, this is for experienced woodworkers only.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
> - Unknown
>

JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

in reply to "Tim and Steph" on 20/09/2005 8:13 PM

21/09/2005 1:08 AM

Tue, Sep 20, 2005, 8:13pm (EDT+4) uce@ftc.gov (Tim=A0and=A0Steph)
mumbles:
" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

Better yet, you put them in "your" garden.



JOAT
If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
- Unknown

Jf

"Jois"

in reply to "Tim and Steph" on 20/09/2005 8:13 PM

21/09/2005 8:47 PM


"J T" <Jakofalltrades@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Tue, Sep 20, 2005, 8:13pm (EDT+4) uce@ftc.gov (Tim and Steph)
mumbles:
" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

Better yet, you put them in "your" garden.

Looks cute for baby room decorations.

Josie


Gr

"Gus"

in reply to "Jois" on 21/09/2005 8:47 PM

22/09/2005 5:17 PM

J T wrote:
> Wed, Sep 21, 2005, 8:47pm firstjois@hotmail.com (Jois) did proclaim:
> Looks cute for baby room decorations.
>
> What do you have against babies? Now they would really look cute
> for this.
> http://www.airguns.net/fieldtarget/hometarg.html
>
>


No, YOU would look really cute for that

G

Gr

"Gus"

in reply to "Gus" on 22/09/2005 5:17 PM

23/09/2005 1:30 PM

J T wrote:
> Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 5:17pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) burbled:
> No, YOU would look really cute for that
>
> Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
> species you know.
>
>
Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Gr

"Gus"

in reply to "Gus" on 23/09/2005 1:30 PM

25/09/2005 9:49 AM


J T wrote:
> Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) did burble
> Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.
>
> Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
> kiss tomorrow.
> - Unknown

But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are
always about.

JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

in reply to "Gus" on 25/09/2005 9:49 AM

25/09/2005 11:06 PM

Sun, Sep 25, 2005, 9:49am (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) who doth
publically proclaim:
But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are always
about.

Gee, and I didn't have a special name for you. Makes me feel kinda
left out. Lord of All Woodworking. That's just silly tho.

As far as being called an asshole, it doesn't particularly bother
me. I figure everyone is one at one time or another. It happens. I
figure callng names evens out in the end. For every time someone calls
me an asshole, I figure I call someone else one. You can figure how
that works, I'm sure. But, the major difference is, I don't make the
extra effort to intentionally be one.

No, I don't know it all - not about woodworking, or anything else.
Never said I did. However, there's one Hell of a lot of things I can do
at least adequately, and I have the ability to learn. I feel good about
myself as a person, I am intelligent, articulate, literate, reasonably
well read, and self-confident - perhaps that is what confuses you.
Plus, I don't go around saying offensive things to people I've never
even met, or, at least things I would not be willing to say to their
face, if I ever did meet them. I also don't say offensive things, or
call names, to people I actually do know, unless I know them very well -
or know for sure I can whip their ass.

You have a nice life.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

JB

John B

in reply to "Gus" on 25/09/2005 9:49 AM

26/09/2005 6:11 AM

J T wrote:
> Sun, Sep 25, 2005, 9:49am (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) who doth
> publically proclaim:
> But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are always
> about.
>
> Gee, and I didn't have a special name for you. Makes me feel kinda
> left out. Lord of All Woodworking. That's just silly tho.
>
> As far as being called an asshole, it doesn't particularly bother
> me. I figure everyone is one at one time or another. It happens. I
> figure callng names evens out in the end. For every time someone calls
> me an asshole, I figure I call someone else one. You can figure how
> that works, I'm sure. But, the major difference is, I don't make the
> extra effort to intentionally be one.
>
> No, I don't know it all - not about woodworking, or anything else.
> Never said I did. However, there's one Hell of a lot of things I can do
> at least adequately, and I have the ability to learn. I feel good about
> myself as a person, I am intelligent, articulate, literate, reasonably
> well read, and self-confident - perhaps that is what confuses you.
> Plus, I don't go around saying offensive things to people I've never
> even met, or, at least things I would not be willing to say to their
> face, if I ever did meet them. I also don't say offensive things, or
> call names, to people I actually do know, unless I know them very well -
> or know for sure I can whip their ass.
>
> You have a nice life.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
> kiss tomorrow.
> - Unknown
>
Elegantly put ;)
John

jj

jo4hn

in reply to "Gus" on 25/09/2005 9:49 AM

25/09/2005 8:37 PM

:-)

JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

in reply to "Gus" on 23/09/2005 1:30 PM

23/09/2005 8:23 PM

Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) did burble
Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.

Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

JP

"Jeff P."

in reply to "Gus" on 23/09/2005 1:30 PM

24/09/2005 3:18 AM

When you're dealing with pukey ducks I think a few intentional misspellings
arr quite appropriate.

--
Jeff P.

Check out my woodshop at: www.sawdustcentral.com

*After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
*Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
*If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
*If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
*If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?

"J T" <Jakofalltrades@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:16402-43349C97-185@storefull-3335.bay.webtv.net...
> Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) did burble
> Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.
>
> Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
> kiss tomorrow.
> - Unknown
>

XX

"X.S.Whyte-Noyes"

in reply to "Gus" on 22/09/2005 5:17 PM

24/09/2005 12:40 AM

On 23 Sep 2005, Gus spake unto rec.woodworking:

>> Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
>> species you know.

> Evidently people >that< can spell correctly ARE.

Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.

ff

"foggytown"

in reply to "X.S.Whyte-Noyes" on 24/09/2005 12:40 AM

24/09/2005 11:09 AM

These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house that
houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.

FoggyTown

JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

in reply to "X.S.Whyte-Noyes" on 24/09/2005 12:40 AM

24/09/2005 3:32 AM

Sat, Sep 24, 2005, 12:40am (EDT+4) XSW-N@every.turn (X.S.Whyte-Noyes)
did state:
Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.

ROTFLMAO



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

JP

"Jeff P."

in reply to "X.S.Whyte-Noyes" on 24/09/2005 12:40 AM

26/09/2005 6:02 PM

But only if it's at the Last Supper!

--
Jeff P.

Check out my woodshop at: www.sawdustcentral.com
"Mark & Juanita" <nospam@hadenough.com> wrote in message
news:jk3ej157jormjk66m68j481ah3m4jgbmjc@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 13:17:18 -0500, "Morris Dovey" <mrdovey@iedu.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Jois (in _eudnRYJkt8zdKveRVn-qg@comcast.com) said:
>>
>>| "foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
>>| news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
>>|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
>>||
>>|| FoggyTown
>>||
>>|
>>| Something wrong with that?
>>|
>>| LOL
>>|
>>| Josie
>>
>>Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.
>
> playing cards with some dogs.
>
>
>
>
> +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>
> If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough
>
> +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Jf

"Jois"

in reply to "X.S.Whyte-Noyes" on 24/09/2005 12:40 AM

25/09/2005 2:14 PM


"foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house that
> houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
>
> FoggyTown
>

Something wrong with that?

LOL

Josie

MD

"Morris Dovey"

in reply to "X.S.Whyte-Noyes" on 24/09/2005 12:40 AM

25/09/2005 1:17 PM

Jois (in _eudnRYJkt8zdKveRVn-qg@comcast.com) said:

| "foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
| news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
||
|| FoggyTown
||
|
| Something wrong with that?
|
| LOL
|
| Josie

Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to "X.S.Whyte-Noyes" on 24/09/2005 12:40 AM

25/09/2005 1:54 PM

On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 13:17:18 -0500, "Morris Dovey" <mrdovey@iedu.com>
wrote:

>Jois (in _eudnRYJkt8zdKveRVn-qg@comcast.com) said:
>
>| "foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
>| news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
>|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
>||
>|| FoggyTown
>||
>|
>| Something wrong with that?
>|
>| LOL
>|
>| Josie
>
>Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.

playing cards with some dogs.




+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough

+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Gr

"Gus"

in reply to "Gus" on 22/09/2005 5:17 PM

25/09/2005 6:26 PM


X.S.Whyte-Noyes wrote:
> On 23 Sep 2005, Gus spake unto rec.woodworking:
>
> >> Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
> >> species you know.
>
> > Evidently people >that< can spell correctly ARE.
>
> Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.

In point of fact, the grammar in my original post is quite acceptable.

JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

in reply to "Gus" on 22/09/2005 5:17 PM

22/09/2005 11:41 PM

Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 5:17pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) burbled:
No, YOU would look really cute for that

Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
species you know.



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

JJ

Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T)

in reply to "Jois" on 21/09/2005 8:47 PM

22/09/2005 5:12 PM

Wed, Sep 21, 2005, 8:47pm firstjois@hotmail.com (Jois) did proclaim:
Looks cute for baby room decorations.

What do you have against babies? Now they would really look cute
for this.
http://www.airguns.net/fieldtarget/hometarg.html



JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown

Kk

"Kun"

in reply to Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T) on 20/09/2005 2:00 AM

24/09/2005 12:37 AM

haha

Kk

"Kun"

in reply to Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T) on 20/09/2005 2:00 AM

24/09/2005 12:37 AM

haha

LJ

Larry Jaques

in reply to Jakofalltrades@webtv.net (J T) on 20/09/2005 2:00 AM

20/09/2005 6:27 PM

On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:13:47 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Tim
and Steph" <uce@ftc.gov> quickly quoth:

>" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "

Saaaaaaaaaaay, it's just about PUKEY BONFIRE SEASON again, iddenit?


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