" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "
"J T" <Jakofalltrades@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> http://www.runnerduck.com/duck_family.htm
>
> OK, all you amateurs, this is for experienced woodworkers only.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> If it ain't broke - fix it 'til it is.
> - Unknown
>
"J T" <Jakofalltrades@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Tue, Sep 20, 2005, 8:13pm (EDT+4) uce@ftc.gov (Tim and Steph)
mumbles:
" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "
Better yet, you put them in "your" garden.
Looks cute for baby room decorations.
Josie
J T wrote:
> Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) did burble
> Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.
>
> Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
> kiss tomorrow.
> - Unknown
But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are
always about.
Sun, Sep 25, 2005, 9:49am (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) who doth
publically proclaim:
But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are always
about.
Gee, and I didn't have a special name for you. Makes me feel kinda
left out. Lord of All Woodworking. That's just silly tho.
As far as being called an asshole, it doesn't particularly bother
me. I figure everyone is one at one time or another. It happens. I
figure callng names evens out in the end. For every time someone calls
me an asshole, I figure I call someone else one. You can figure how
that works, I'm sure. But, the major difference is, I don't make the
extra effort to intentionally be one.
No, I don't know it all - not about woodworking, or anything else.
Never said I did. However, there's one Hell of a lot of things I can do
at least adequately, and I have the ability to learn. I feel good about
myself as a person, I am intelligent, articulate, literate, reasonably
well read, and self-confident - perhaps that is what confuses you.
Plus, I don't go around saying offensive things to people I've never
even met, or, at least things I would not be willing to say to their
face, if I ever did meet them. I also don't say offensive things, or
call names, to people I actually do know, unless I know them very well -
or know for sure I can whip their ass.
You have a nice life.
JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown
J T wrote:
> Sun, Sep 25, 2005, 9:49am (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) who doth
> publically proclaim:
> But the know-it-all Lord of all Woodworking assholes like you are always
> about.
>
> Gee, and I didn't have a special name for you. Makes me feel kinda
> left out. Lord of All Woodworking. That's just silly tho.
>
> As far as being called an asshole, it doesn't particularly bother
> me. I figure everyone is one at one time or another. It happens. I
> figure callng names evens out in the end. For every time someone calls
> me an asshole, I figure I call someone else one. You can figure how
> that works, I'm sure. But, the major difference is, I don't make the
> extra effort to intentionally be one.
>
> No, I don't know it all - not about woodworking, or anything else.
> Never said I did. However, there's one Hell of a lot of things I can do
> at least adequately, and I have the ability to learn. I feel good about
> myself as a person, I am intelligent, articulate, literate, reasonably
> well read, and self-confident - perhaps that is what confuses you.
> Plus, I don't go around saying offensive things to people I've never
> even met, or, at least things I would not be willing to say to their
> face, if I ever did meet them. I also don't say offensive things, or
> call names, to people I actually do know, unless I know them very well -
> or know for sure I can whip their ass.
>
> You have a nice life.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
> kiss tomorrow.
> - Unknown
>
Elegantly put ;)
John
When you're dealing with pukey ducks I think a few intentional misspellings
arr quite appropriate.
--
Jeff P.
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*Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
*If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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"J T" <Jakofalltrades@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Fri, Sep 23, 2005, 1:30pm (EDT-3) rokkits@hotmail.com (Gus) did burble
> Evidently people that can spell correctly ARE.
>
> Ah, I see someone let the Spelling Nazis out again.
>
>
>
> JOAT
> The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
> kiss tomorrow.
> - Unknown
>
But only if it's at the Last Supper!
--
Jeff P.
Check out my woodshop at: www.sawdustcentral.com
"Mark & Juanita" <nospam@hadenough.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 13:17:18 -0500, "Morris Dovey" <mrdovey@iedu.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Jois (in _eudnRYJkt8zdKveRVn-qg@comcast.com) said:
>>
>>| "foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
>>| news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
>>|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
>>||
>>|| FoggyTown
>>||
>>|
>>| Something wrong with that?
>>|
>>| LOL
>>|
>>| Josie
>>
>>Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.
>
> playing cards with some dogs.
>
>
>
>
> +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>
> If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough
>
> +--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Jois (in _eudnRYJkt8zdKveRVn-qg@comcast.com) said:
| "foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
| news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
||
|| FoggyTown
||
|
| Something wrong with that?
|
| LOL
|
| Josie
Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html
On Sun, 25 Sep 2005 13:17:18 -0500, "Morris Dovey" <mrdovey@iedu.com>
wrote:
>Jois (in _eudnRYJkt8zdKveRVn-qg@comcast.com) said:
>
>| "foggytown" <foggytown@aol.com> wrote in message
>| news:1127585378.030767.155630@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>|| These belong beside the pink flamingo which is outside the house
>|| that houses the painting of the bull fighter on black velvet.
>||
>|| FoggyTown
>||
>|
>| Something wrong with that?
>|
>| LOL
>|
>| Josie
>
>Not if the bull fighter is Elvis.
playing cards with some dogs.
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
X.S.Whyte-Noyes wrote:
> On 23 Sep 2005, Gus spake unto rec.woodworking:
>
> >> Gods above. A pukey yard duck lover? They're not an endangerged
> >> species you know.
>
> > Evidently people >that< can spell correctly ARE.
>
> Those who can use proper grammar are all but extinct.
In point of fact, the grammar in my original post is quite acceptable.
Wed, Sep 21, 2005, 8:47pm firstjois@hotmail.com (Jois) did proclaim:
Looks cute for baby room decorations.
What do you have against babies? Now they would really look cute
for this.
http://www.airguns.net/fieldtarget/hometarg.html
JOAT
The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you will have to
kiss tomorrow.
- Unknown
On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:13:47 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm, "Tim
and Steph" <uce@ftc.gov> quickly quoth:
>" Just put them in the garden and enjoy. "
Saaaaaaaaaaay, it's just about PUKEY BONFIRE SEASON again, iddenit?
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