SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
for us. Gorgeous.
As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
feeling old."
Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
for a while.
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On Jan 28, 5:17=A0pm, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
> Leon wrote:
> > "PCPaul" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:18:03 +0000, Robert Allison wrote:
> >>> I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
> >> I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff=
> >> filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts an=
d
> >> bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
>
> >> We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looke=
d
> >> hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
>
> >> Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got
> >> this spoilsport old hag with me...'
>
> >> You can guess how it went from there.
>
> > You could'a let them ride on the hood. ;~)
>
> Or wifey drives, the bimbos squeeze in, and you walk.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 or not,
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 jo4hn
Just because the girls have nifty bazoombas doesn't make them bimbos.
Nifty tittage doesn't mean dumb.
I guess we all say dumb thing sometimes. A few years back SWMBO and I were
watching some show on TV. I was only 50% listening and 25% thinking when
Raquel Welch came on. SWMBO stated, "I hope I look like that when I am in
my 60's." I replied (STUPIDLY AND WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT) "I wish you looked
like that now." OUCH
Glen
--
"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes
and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's
dating a pussy."
General Tommy Franks
"Dave Balderstone" <dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca> wrote in message
news:260120082331403205%dave@N_O_T_T_H_I_Sbalderstone.ca...
> SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
> for us. Gorgeous.
>
> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>
> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> feeling old."
>
> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> for a while.
>
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"Dave Balderstone" wrote:
> SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
> for us. Gorgeous.
>
> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>
> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> feeling old."
>
> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> for a while.
Obviously not a politician or a salesman who would probably have responded,
"Actually, I'm feeling horny, how about you?"
Lew
Leon wrote:
> "PCPaul" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:18:03 +0000, Robert Allison wrote:
>>> I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
>> I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff
>> filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts and
>> bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
>>
>> We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looked
>> hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
>>
>> Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got
>> this spoilsport old hag with me...'
>>
>> You can guess how it went from there.
>
> You could'a let them ride on the hood. ;~)
>
>
Or wifey drives, the bimbos squeeze in, and you walk.
or not,
jo4hn
"DonkeyHody" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:94ce58d8-a13e-4069-92a9-2fd27c58fbae@j78g2000hsd.googlegroups.com...
>
> > As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> > you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
> >
> > I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> > feeling old."
> >
> > Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> > for a while.
> >
>
> Back when I was young, I hadn't got to be nearly as swavy and de-boner
> as I am now. I was dancin' with this gal, and she weren't very
> pretty. But bein' the basically goodhearted soul even then that I
> still am today, I wanted to make her feel good about herself, so I
> decided to pay her a compliment. I said, " You sure don't sweat much,
> for a fat girl."
>
> DonkeyHody
> "Even an old blind hog finds an acorn every now and then."
Back in me own bachelor days, I was chatting up a cute redhead in a bar. I
was complimenting her on her exceptionally long hair, almost down to her
butt. She sez, "You should have seen it before I cut it, it was down to my
knees". I sez, "Oh yeah? Starting from where?"
smmmmmmmmmACK!!!!
B.
I was in the control room of a generating station one day when one of
the operators (Larry) walked up behind one of the other operators
(Walter) and patted Walter's bald head.
"Walter, your head feels like my wife's ass."
Walter then rubbed his own head and said: "you're right, Larry, it
kinda does, doesn't it?"
> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>
> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> feeling old."
>
> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> for a while.
>
Back when I was young, I hadn't got to be nearly as swavy and de-boner
as I am now. I was dancin' with this gal, and she weren't very
pretty. But bein' the basically goodhearted soul even then that I
still am today, I wanted to make her feel good about herself, so I
decided to pay her a compliment. I said, " You sure don't sweat much,
for a fat girl."
DonkeyHody
"Even an old blind hog finds an acorn every now and then."
Doug Miller wrote:
> In article <f13nj.3675$fs4.1183@trnddc02>, Robert Allison <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>My ex-wife and I were downtown on Sixth Street (entertainment district)
>>and the Swedish Bikini team was down there for some promotional thing.
>>They were all wearing very revealing black evening gowns and were
>>walking around in pairs.
>>
>>We were standing in front of a club talking when I saw two of them
>>walking towards us from behind my exwife. I think it was the tequila
>>that made me reach out and move my ex-wife out of the way for a better
>>look.
>
>
> Ya think there might be a connection between that and the "ex" part? <g>
>
Could be! We had a lot more problems than that, though. At least I can
look back on that event and be amused. Proof that you can find
something good in everything.
--
Robert Allison
Rimshot, Inc.
Georgetown, TX
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
> for us. Gorgeous.
>
> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>
> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> feeling old."
>
> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> for a while.
>
The advantage of marrying a blonde. That would have went right past my
SWMBO.
--
Gerald Ross
Cochran, GA
What do you get if you play New Age
music backwards? New Age music.
J. Clarke wrote:
> DonkeyHody wrote:
>>> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said
>>> "are you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>>>
>>> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
>>> feeling old."
>>>
>>> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping
>>> there for a while.
>>>
>> Back when I was young, I hadn't got to be nearly as swavy and
>> de-boner
>> as I am now. I was dancin' with this gal, and she weren't very
>> pretty. But bein' the basically goodhearted soul even then that I
>> still am today, I wanted to make her feel good about herself, so I
>> decided to pay her a compliment. I said, " You sure don't sweat
>> much,
>> for a fat girl."
>
> And she let you keep your balls?
>
>
Yup, right around his ears!
"PCPaul" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:18:03 +0000, Robert Allison wrote:
>>
>> I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
>
> I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff
> filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts and
> bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
>
> We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looked
> hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
>
> Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got
> this spoilsport old hag with me...'
>
> You can guess how it went from there.
You could'a let them ride on the hood. ;~)
On Jan 28, 5:17=A0pm, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
> Leon wrote:
> > "PCPaul" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:18:03 +0000, Robert Allison wrote:
> >>> I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
> >> I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff=
> >> filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts an=
d
> >> bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
>
> >> We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looke=
d
> >> hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
>
> >> Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got
> >> this spoilsport old hag with me...'
>
> >> You can guess how it went from there.
>
> > You could'a let them ride on the hood. ;~)
>
> Or wifey drives, the bimbos squeeze in, and you walk.
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 or not,
> =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 jo4hn
"Look Ma!! I can operate the power windows ...and LOOK.. NO hands!!!"
On Jan 27, 12:18=A0pm, Robert Allison <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dave Balderstone wrote:
> > SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
> > for us. Gorgeous.
>
> > As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> > you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>
> > I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> > feeling old."
>
> > Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> > for a while.
>
> My ex-wife and I were downtown on Sixth Street (entertainment district)
> and the Swedish Bikini team was down there for some promotional thing.
> They were all wearing very revealing black evening gowns and were
> walking around in pairs.
>
> We were standing in front of a club talking when I saw two of them
> walking towards us from behind my exwife. =A0I think it was the tequila
> that made me reach out and move my ex-wife out of the way for a better
> look.
>
> I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
>
Oyoyoyoyoi.
That would have been an ice-pack on my eye, had that been me.
(Maritime girls who grew up with 4 older brothers respond that way...
I think... not sure... but I have a feeling...)
On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:18:03 +0000, Robert Allison wrote:
>
> I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff
filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts and
bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looked
hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got
this spoilsport old hag with me...'
You can guess how it went from there.
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
> for us. Gorgeous.
>
> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
> you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>
> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
> feeling old."
>
> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
> for a while.
>
My ex-wife and I were downtown on Sixth Street (entertainment district)
and the Swedish Bikini team was down there for some promotional thing.
They were all wearing very revealing black evening gowns and were
walking around in pairs.
We were standing in front of a club talking when I saw two of them
walking towards us from behind my exwife. I think it was the tequila
that made me reach out and move my ex-wife out of the way for a better
look.
I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
--
Robert Allison
Rimshot, Inc.
Georgetown, TX
DonkeyHody wrote:
>> As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said
>> "are you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
>>
>> I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
>> feeling old."
>>
>> Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping
>> there for a while.
>>
>
> Back when I was young, I hadn't got to be nearly as swavy and
> de-boner
> as I am now. I was dancin' with this gal, and she weren't very
> pretty. But bein' the basically goodhearted soul even then that I
> still am today, I wanted to make her feel good about herself, so I
> decided to pay her a compliment. I said, " You sure don't sweat
> much,
> for a fat girl."
And she let you keep your balls?
--
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--John
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In article <f13nj.3675$fs4.1183@trnddc02>, Robert Allison <[email protected]> wrote:
>My ex-wife and I were downtown on Sixth Street (entertainment district)
>and the Swedish Bikini team was down there for some promotional thing.
>They were all wearing very revealing black evening gowns and were
>walking around in pairs.
>
>We were standing in front of a club talking when I saw two of them
>walking towards us from behind my exwife. I think it was the tequila
>that made me reach out and move my ex-wife out of the way for a better
>look.
Ya think there might be a connection between that and the "ex" part? <g>
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)
It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
On Jan 28, 5:17 pm, jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
.
> Nifty tittage
That's a keeper.........