WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, November 2005

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
wrote:

>The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
>Awards.
>
>*ahem*
>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
> Warhol . . . . . . . 13
> none of the above . . 7
> John Weatherly . . . 4
>
>Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
>so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.

*oink*

An impressive feat, considering that the number of Vito Poasts(tm)
during the month of November was just a handful, he handily spnaked
warslime who was actively campaigning and frothed right to the close.
>
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
> John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
>
>Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.

#1
>
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
>THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
>
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
> babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
>
>You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
>that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
>will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)

FOB, please.
>
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
>The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
>
>Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
>al-Catroll Labs?

I think warslime's brain was reduced to a single neuron by the
heavy-duty islamic compression algorithm.
>
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . 8
>
>Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
>anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?

Poor saucerheads, always the maidens left at the altar.
>
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
> neither of the above . . 4
>
>Congratulations, sPammy!
>
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
> John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
> neither of the above . . . . 6

#2
>
>Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
>
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . 3
> Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
>
>Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
>answer a question?

#3 -- let the record show that Tommie beat both a floon and Classic
Tholenator(tm).
>
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
> Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
>
>Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
>is a racist?

Asterisks came mighty close to an upset.
>
>
>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
> Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
> neither of the above . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
>next rant?
>
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
>The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
> neither of the above . . 9
>
>Congratulations, Warthole!

He'll celebrate by blaming his shiny new kook awards on the Mossad.
>
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
>The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
>
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
> none of the above . . . . 11
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
> Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
>
>Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
>were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
>shouldn't win it.

Colon needs a publicist.
>
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, Tosser!

#4
>
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
> Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
>
>Congratulations, Frito!

*oink*
>
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
>The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
>
> alt.religion.asatru
> Yes . . 33
> No . . 7
>
>Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
>
>
>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 2
>
>Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
>outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
>Thanksgiving.

#5
>
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
>The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
>
> Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
> Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
>an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.

#6
>
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
>The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
>
>Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
>hate free speech?

He will shortly be reproting every voter.
>
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
> Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
>
>Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
>chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.

#7

GO, TOMMI GO!! Where's that pr0n link, I've misplaced it. Oh that's
right, it's in the killfile along with Tommi.
>
>
>SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
> Bradley L Jesness . . 13
> Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
> John Shocked . . . . 4
>
>Hi Alexa, and congratulations!

Hi, Alexa! I'd blame it all on the Rothschilds. [AAV added]
>
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
>The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
> Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
> Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
>
>Congratulations, F'loons!

A pity, I think the nazicowards are in too many KFs to get their proper
recognition.
>
>
>This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
>received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
>before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.

Well, Señor FNVW.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

"I am a sean being from another planet."
-- Darla aka Dr. Why aka Dr. Yubiwan aka Silouen aka ...

Peter J Ross wrote:


Dig 'em up, idiot.

It is all about you.

You will be famous.


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> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5


Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo friendly"
Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the tattooed
crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?

Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
of course :-D.

<beams>.

Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !

In the beginning there was dark. That went on for a while, until someone
found the light switch. But it was only Anthony who did nothing to break the
tension by saying:

> > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> >
> > The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
> >
> > Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
> > Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
>
>
> Lemme guess, Paul Chapman "stoned 24/7"(Slumpy), Jeff "paedo
> friendly" Cook (and did Leopold Stotch vote too?), Hatchetstench the
> tattooed crank smoker, and Robbie Buchanan the goldfish lame fag ?
>
> Ask them all how the frame up's going, dolt.
> All accessories after the fact, except for Jeff Cook and Paul Chapman,
> of course :-D.
>
> <beams>.
>
> Ya feckin ugly net.stalker creep !

Could the Cowardly Croatian please explain what his paranoid delusions
actually mean ?

No, I doubt it - I doubt he even knows himself. All he knows is to show a
clean pair of heels and to get away before his speck-sized ego is wiped out
altogether.
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"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

Hey, what can I say...

If any of the kooks can explain how I produced
the below /as a clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.

The concept that a bunch of MS hating morons
can't tell their asses from their shot glasses
is a sign of youth.

Heh.

Have fun, chillins...

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"Michael Cook" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...\

You are still an inept, ghetto moron.



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"Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...

No interest in your words, fag-boi.
(Honest...)

Just post the links so we can get down.

You're a pissant.


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"Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...

Dig 'em up, idiot.


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"Michael Cook" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
>
> "A. Jinn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>>
>> Dig 'em up, idiot.
>>
> this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
> err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
> sig:
>
>
> --
> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
> Michael Cook
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
--------------------------------------------------------------

Sure, you had me back then.

Now I'm totally winning, at 1.5 Gig downloaded in
the last 7 days.

You look cute with your kook necklass.

But get back to your website that was busted.


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Little Mousy Psycho Tom Bishop squeaked:

> If any of the kooks can explain how I produced
> the below /as a clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.

+-------------------------------------------+
> | Prop. fonts are the only feasible choice. |
+-------+-----------------------------------+
|
_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"

--
Cm~

Little Mousy Psycho Tom Bishop squeaked:

+------------------------------------------+
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
> | I'm squeak totally squeak winning squeak |
+-------+----------------------------------+
|
_,_
(^/ \^)
( @ @ )
---oOO-.-Ooo---
"Peg"

--
Cm~

Michael Cook wrote:

> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
> Michael Cook
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
> Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
>
Nice sig!

Does it need a date, or is the reward eternal?

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X-No-Archive: YES
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler has offered into testimony
[email protected]

> The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet
> Kook Awards.
>
> *ahem*
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
> Warhol . . . . . . . 13
> none of the above . . 7
> John Weatherly . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
> so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.

And it's Teh Frito by a landslide! Congratulations Kuhntroll freak, you
know qualify for k0oK of the Year... but are you k0oKy enough to go all teh
way?

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
> John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.

Tell me Tommy, when teh helpdesk asks you to ping your gateway, do you type
"PING GATEWAY" or "PING YOUR GATEWAY?"

> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
>
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
> babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
>
> You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
> that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading.
> (There will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)

Good riddance to bad rubbish ;)

> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
>
> Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
> al-Catroll Labs?

Why don't you subject this k0oK award announcement to your lossless unibit
kkk0mpression scheme, Warhole?

> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . 8
>
> Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
> anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?

Hope you got your fucking tetnus shot, censorboi!

> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
> neither of the above . . 4
>
> Congratulations, sPammy!

Ditto!

> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
> John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?

When was teh last time he self-spnaked?

> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . 3
> Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
> answer a question?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
> Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
> is a racist?

sPamela is cleaning house this month!

> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
> Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
> neither of the above . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
> next rant?
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
> neither of the above . . 9
>
> Congratulations, Warthole!

Too bad he can't compress the stink he leaves in his wake into his
world-famous unibit!!!

> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
>
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
> none of the above . . . . 11
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
> Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
> were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
> shouldn't win it.
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Tosser!
>
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
> Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
>
> Congratulations, Frito!

Better go hide, Frito! You don't want to appear on FAM* with muck all over
your face, now do ya?

> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
> The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
>
> alt.religion.asatru
> Yes . . 33
> No . . 7
>
> Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
>
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
> outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
> Thanksgiving.
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
> The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
>
> Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
> Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
> an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.

Just imagine the offspring from a Tosser/sPamela k0oK k0pulation.

> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as
> you hate free speech?

Heh heh heh... fitting!

> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
> Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
>
> Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
> chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
>
>
> SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
> Bradley L Jesness . . 13
> Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
> John Shocked . . . . 4
>
> Hi Alexa, and congratulations!

k0ngratulations AssLexa. Apparently you've been slacking lately, only one
viktory this month?

> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
> Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
> Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
>
> Congratulations, F'loons!

Now go grab an 80's boom box and moon walk your pedo-worshipping asses back
to reality.

> This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
> received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
> before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.

--

Skepticult® Member# 581-00504-208
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
Usenet's most helpful netizen
Hammer of Thor, March 2005

Michael Cook wrote:

> "A. Jinn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>"Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>Dig 'em up, idiot.
>>
>
> this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
> err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
> sig:
>

<autoclip restored>

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook
__________

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

etc.

--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
If a pome falls in the middle of a library and
the Bishop can't read it, does it still say, "Iamb"?
http://scrawlmark.org

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <[email protected]>
wrote in news:[email protected]:

> The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005
> Usenet Kook Awards.
>
> *ahem*
>
>
> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
> Warhol . . . . . . . 13
> none of the above . . 7
> John Weatherly . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored
> server have so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.

It's about time. Three cheers for Frito! Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!

> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
> John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
>
> Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
>
> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
> THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
>
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
> babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
>
> You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you
> know now that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't
> worth reading. (There will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)

So it _is_ true? LMAO! Steve Young actually called John Henry and
others about their domain registrations? Now it all makes sense. He
used to do stuff like that to people in the rec.photo.*
hierarchy (he used to send them packages too)...definitely Steve's
style.

> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
>
> Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers
> built by al-Catroll Labs?
>
>
> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . 8
>
> Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe
> that anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?

That was a fun troll. Thanks to Jade for her superior trolling talents.

> PALMJOB PADDLE
>
> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
> neither of the above . . 4
>
> Congratulations, sPammy!
>
>
> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
> John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
>
>
> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . 3
> Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave
> enough to answer a question?
>
>
> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
> Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
>
> Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on
> Usenet is a racist?
>
>
> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
> Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
> neither of the above . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking
> in your next rant?
>
>
> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
> The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
> neither of the above . . 9
>
> Congratulations, Warthole!
>
>
> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
> The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
>
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
> none of the above . . . . 11
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
> Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting
> that you were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to
> "prove" you shouldn't win it.
>
>
> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Tosser!
>
>
> TAR & FEATHERS
>
> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
> Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
>
> Congratulations, Frito!

Fourth HOORAH!

> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
> The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
>
> alt.religion.asatru
> Yes . . 33
> No . . 7
>
> Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
>
>
> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 2
>
> Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet
> posters from outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to
> at all at Thanksgiving.
>
>
> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
> The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
>
> Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
> Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>
> Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine
> being has an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
>
>
> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
>
> Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as
> much as you hate free speech?
>
>
> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
> Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
>
> Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in
> stupidity, chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a
> single month.
>
>
> SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
> Bradley L Jesness . . 13
> Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
> John Shocked . . . . 4
>
> Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
>
>
> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
> The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
> Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
> Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
>
> Congratulations, F'loons!
>
>
> This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot
> papers were received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun
> will continue before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas
> Awards.

--

Bill

On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
<[email protected]>, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
Wrangler <[email protected]> humped my leg thusly:

>The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
>Awards.
>
>*ahem*
>
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
> Warhol . . . . . . . 13
> none of the above . . 7
> John Weatherly . . . 4
>
>Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
>so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
>
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
> John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
>
>Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
>
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
>THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
>
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
> babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
>
>You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
>that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
>will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
>
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>
>The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
> Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
>
>Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
>al-Catroll Labs?
>
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . 8
>
>Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
>anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
>
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
> neither of the above . . 4
>
>Congratulations, sPammy!
>
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
> John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
>
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . 3
> Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
>
>Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
>answer a question?
>
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>
>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
> Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
> none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
>
>Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
>is a racist?
>
>
>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>
>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>
> Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
> Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
> neither of the above . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
>next rant?
>
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
>The winner is... WARHOL!
>
> Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
> neither of the above . . 9
>
>Congratulations, Warthole!
>
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
>The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
>
> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
> none of the above . . . . 11
> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
> Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
>
>Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
>were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
>shouldn't win it.
>
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
> neither of the above . . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, Tosser!
>
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
>
>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>
> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
> Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
>
>Congratulations, Frito!
>
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>
>The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
>
> alt.religion.asatru
> Yes . . 33
> No . . 7
>
>Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
>
>
>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
> Yes . . 34
> No . . 2
>
>Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
>outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
>Thanksgiving.
>
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>
>The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
>
> Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
> Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>
>Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
>an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
>
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
>The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>
> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
>
>Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
>hate free speech?
>
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>
>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>
> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
> Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
> Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
>
>Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
>chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
>
>
>SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>
> Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
> Bradley L Jesness . . 13
> Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
> John Shocked . . . . 4
>
>Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
>
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
>The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
>
> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
> Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
> Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
>
>Congratulations, F'loons!
>
>
>This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
>received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
>before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.

typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
feh. makes me glad to have seceded.
--
dave hillstrom

Vote Dave Hillstrom for Best Flame in alt.flame 2005
Vote Dave Hillstrom as a write-in for Whining Whinger in AUK November 2005

the belgians are STILL thieves.
they need spankings from Brunhilde, the german lunch lady of doom.

"Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler"

"BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE

The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!

Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6

Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets."

I accept the prize with profound gratitude on behalf of kookologists
everywhere and for all those who struggle to bring to light the subtle
insanity that has for so long burdened us, the ten precenters. I accept it
as a tribute to the men and women in whose footsteps I humbly trod, who
founded the modern tradition of the emperor and his new clothes and for
those persons whose lives taught and inspired me: Mark Twain, Peter Ross,
Oscar Wilde, James Sherman, Henry Louis Mencken, Joy, and many others to
numerous to mention. And, of course, I accept it on behalf of the six
million smart (est.) people who have suffered and continue to suffer so
much.
God bless us all, God bless us, every one!
Michael Cook

On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 04:47:56 -0800, A. Jinn <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> "Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler"
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> Hey, what can I say...

One day a kook might say, "I now realise that I am a kook. I'll try
hard to mend my ways." But I won't be holding my breath.

> If any of the kooks can explain how I produced the below /as a
> clueless newbie/ I'd like to know.

Certainly, Tosser. Your kooksite contains a huge muddle of broken
html, broken javascript and broken active-x controls to do what
anybody else could do with a few dozen lines of php or perl. Even your
much-vaunted .wmv files don't work; presumably you tested them in some
crappy M$ movie player.

> The concept that a bunch of MS hating morons can't tell their asses
> from their shot glasses is a sign of youth.

The above gibberish was brought to you by Tommy Tosser's Automated
Philosophy Generator.

> Heh.
>
> Have fun, chillins...

Thank you for the acceptance speech, Tosser. It was pathetic and
partly incomprehensible, but one has to make allowances for the
author's capabilities.

PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>

On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 09:04:14 -0800, A. Jinn <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> Just post the links so we can get down.

Certainly, Tosser.

http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/whiners.html
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/search.php?query=bishop


PJR :-)
--
Nemo hibericam exspectat inquisitionem.

alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>

On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 15:43:18 -0500, dave hillstrom <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
> <[email protected]>, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
> Wrangler <[email protected]> humped my leg thusly:
>
>> The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
>> Awards.
>>
>> *ahem*
>>
>>
>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
>> Warhol . . . . . . . 13
>> none of the above . . 7
>> John Weatherly . . . 4
>>
>> Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
>> so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
>>
>>
>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
>> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
>> John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
>>
>> Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
>>
>>
>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>
>> THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
>>
>> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
>> babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
>> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
>>
>> You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
>> that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
>> will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
>>
>>
>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is... WARHOL!
>>
>> Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
>> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
>> Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
>>
>> Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
>> al-Catroll Labs?
>>
>>
>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
>> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
>> neither of the above . . . . 8
>>
>> Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
>> anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
>>
>>
>> PALMJOB PADDLE
>>
>> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
>> neither of the above . . 4
>>
>> Congratulations, sPammy!
>>
>>
>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>>
>> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
>> John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
>> neither of the above . . . . 6
>>
>> Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
>>
>>
>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>
>> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
>> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
>> David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
>> none of the above . . . . . . 3
>> Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
>>
>> Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
>> answer a question?
>>
>>
>> JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
>> Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
>>
>> Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
>> is a racist?
>>
>>
>> TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>>
>> The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
>> Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
>> neither of the above . . . 6
>>
>> Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
>> next rant?
>>
>>
>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>
>> The winner is... WARHOL!
>>
>> Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
>> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
>> neither of the above . . 9
>>
>> Congratulations, Warthole!
>>
>>
>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>>
>> The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
>>
>> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
>> none of the above . . . . 11
>> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
>> Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
>>
>> Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
>> were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
>> shouldn't win it.
>>
>>
>> BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>>
>> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
>> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
>> neither of the above . . . . 6
>>
>> Congratulations, Tosser!
>>
>>
>> TAR & FEATHERS
>>
>> The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
>> Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
>> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
>>
>> Congratulations, Frito!
>>
>>
>> 72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>>
>> The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
>>
>> alt.religion.asatru
>> Yes . . 33
>> No . . 7
>>
>> Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
>>
>>
>> EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
>>
>> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
>> Yes . . 34
>> No . . 2
>>
>> Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
>> outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
>> Thanksgiving.
>>
>>
>> BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>>
>> The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
>> Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
>> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>>
>> Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
>> an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
>>
>>
>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>
>> The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>>
>> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
>> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
>> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
>> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
>>
>> Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
>> hate free speech?
>>
>>
>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>>
>> The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
>> Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
>> Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
>>
>> Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
>> chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
>>
>>
>> SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>>
>> The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
>> Bradley L Jesness . . 13
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
>> John Shocked . . . . 4
>>
>> Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
>>
>>
>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>>
>> The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
>>
>> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
>> Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
>> Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
>>
>> Congratulations, F'loons!
>>
>>
>> This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
>> received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
>> before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
>
> typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
> "congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.

I am old and tired. if you can think of seven witty, apropos things to
say about Tommy Tosser, feel free to contribute.

> feh. makes me glad to have seceded.

k00ksign!

PJR :-)
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<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/>

On Thu, 8 Dec 2005 15:18:47 -0800, A. Jinn <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:

> "Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> Dig 'em up, idiot.

It's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

PJR :-)
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On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 15:43:18 -0500, dave hillstrom <[email protected]>,
wrote:

>On Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:06:36 +0000, in alt.usenet.kooks,
><[email protected]>, Friendly Neighbourhood Vote
>Wrangler <[email protected]> humped my leg thusly:
>
>>The time has come to announce the winners of the November 2005 Usenet Kook
>>Awards.
>>
>>*ahem*
>>
>>
>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>>
>>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . 23
>> Warhol . . . . . . . 13
>> none of the above . . 7
>> John Weatherly . . . 4
>>
>>Congratulations, Frito! How many users does your new censored server have
>>so far? Not counting the Holy Trinity, I mean.
>>
>>
>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>>
>>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . . . 17
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 9
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . 9
>> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 6
>> John Weatherly . . . . . . . . . 5
>>
>>Congratulations, Tommy! Tell us again how you think DNS works.
>>
>>
>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>>
>>THe winner is... DISQUALIFIED!
>>
>> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 [DQ]
>> babaloo too, alias ohbrutha20005 . . 11
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . . 10
>> Scott Lifshine, alias wereo_gogg . . 9
>>
>>You can't win this one twice, Orville/Poofter, but at least you know now
>>that even your most elaborately knitted socks aren't worth reading. (There
>>will be a fresh ballot for this award soon.)
>>
>>
>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
>>
>>The winner is... WARHOL!
>>
>> Warhol . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
>> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
>> Max Varazslo, alias Dr. Thurgood Tucker Warhol . . 9
>>
>>Congratulations, Warthog! Were those mediaeval Moorish computers built by
>>al-Catroll Labs?
>>
>>
>>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>>
>>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . 19
>> alt.astronomy saucerheads . . 16
>> neither of the above . . . . 8
>>
>>Congratulations, Kuhntroll freak! How can even you still believe that
>>anybody agrees with your stupid censorship plans?
>>
>>
>>PALMJOB PADDLE
>>
>>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell . . . . 30
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . 10
>> neither of the above . . 4
>>
>>Congratulations, sPammy!
>>
>>
>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>>
>>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 22
>> John Lucas . . . . . . . . . 17
>> neither of the above . . . . 6
>>
>>Congratulations, Tommy! Have you "busted" any "fag-bois" recently?
>>
>>
>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>>
>>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
>> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
>> David Tholen . . . . . . . . 11
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . 4
>> none of the above . . . . . . 3
>> Herbert Glazier . . . . . . . 2
>>
>>Congratulations, Tosser! When was the last time you were brave enough to
>>answer a question?
>>
>>
>>JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
>>
>>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell . . . . . . . . 18
>> Professeur von TwoSteps . . . . . 15
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . 4
>> none of the above . . . . . . . . 3
>>
>>Congratulations, sPamela! Is this further pr00f that everybody on Usenet
>>is a racist?
>>
>>
>>TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
>>
>>The winner is... PAMELA RUSSELL!
>>
>> Pamela K Russell . . . . . 21
>> Andrew Walcott Beckwith . . 19
>> neither of the above . . . 6
>>
>>Congratulations, sPammy! How many high C's will you be shrieking in your
>>next rant?
>>
>>
>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>>
>>The winner is... WARHOL!
>>
>> Warhol . . . . . . . . . 27
>> Rob Wade . . . . . . . . 9
>> neither of the above . . 9
>>
>>Congratulations, Warthole!
>>
>>
>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>>
>>The winner is... CATHERINE BURR!
>>
>> Catherine Burr . . . . . . 15
>> none of the above . . . . 11
>> Dolf Boek, alias Qolon . . 8
>> Dennis E Strausser . . . . 4
>>
>>Congratulations, Christmas Cake! It seems particularly fitting that you
>>were helped to win this award by the screed you posted to "prove" you
>>shouldn't win it.
>>
>>
>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>>
>>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 23
>> Alan Jones . . . . . . . . . 12
>> neither of the above . . . . 6
>>
>>Congratulations, Tosser!
>>
>>
>>TAR & FEATHERS
>>
>>The winner is... VITO KUHN!
>>
>> Vito Kuhn . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
>> Matthew Moulton, alias Onideus Mad Hatter . . 16
>> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
>>
>>Congratulations, Frito!
>>
>>
>>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>>
>>The winners are... ALT.RELIGION.ASATRU!
>>
>> alt.religion.asatru
>> Yes . . 33
>> No . . 7
>>
>>Cjongratuljations, Vjikings!
>>
>>
>>EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY
>>
>>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn
>> Yes . . 34
>> No . . 2
>>
>>Congratulations, Tommy! It's fortunate that there are Usenet posters from
>>outside the USA, or you'd have had nobody to talk to at all at
>>Thanksgiving.
>>
>>
>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
>>
>>The winners are... TOM BISHOP and his trainer MICHAEL COOK!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook . . . 21
>> Jason Plawner, trained by Pinku-Sensei . . 10
>> neither of the above . . . . . . . . . . . 6
>>
>>Congratulations, Tosser and God! I hope nobody thinks a divine being has
>>an unfair advantage in forcing obedience from his pets.
>>
>>
>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>>
>>The winner is... FREESPEECHSTORE!
>>
>> Richard Scoville, alias FreeSpeechStore . . 27
>> Anthony Banovic . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
>> Fly Cooter . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
>> Jason Plawner, alias jjayboyd . . . . . . . 4
>>
>>Congratulations, Sco-vile! Do you hate these free elections as much as you
>>hate free speech?
>>
>>
>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>>
>>The winner is... TOM BISHOP!
>>
>> Tom Bishop, alias A. Jinn . . 16
>> Chuck Lysaght . . . . . . . . 13
>> Bradley L Jesness . . . . . . 12
>>
>>Congratulations, Tosser! Even your colleague and mentor in stupidity,
>>chuckles, didn't win six awards and an office in a single month.
>>
>>
>>SAEED AL-SAHHAF MEMORIAL OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>>
>>The winner is... ALEXA CAMERON!
>>
>> Alexa Cameron . . . . 17
>> Bradley L Jesness . . 13
>> Dustin Cook . . . . . 8
>> John Shocked . . . . 4
>>
>>Hi Alexa, and congratulations!
>>
>>
>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>>
>>The winners are... the MICHAEL JACKSON FANS!
>>
>> Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J . . . . . . . . . 21
>> Fly Cooter & Richard M Scoville . . . . . . . . 16
>> Ben Cramer, Don Ocean, Heinrich & The Re'ev . . 8
>>
>>Congratulations, F'loons!
>>
>>
>>This concludes the results of the November ballot. 60 ballot papers were
>>received, of which 55 were deemed to be valid. The fun will continue
>>before long with the ballot for the AUK Christmas Awards.
>
>typical lame duck FNVW awards. half the awards only had a
>"congratulations, kookfuck!" instead of a nice fact filled few sentences.
>feh. makes me glad to have seceded.

Makes me glad to have eaten a big breakfast.

Jade

"A. Jinn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Peter J Ross" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Dig 'em up, idiot.
>
this is not a reply to whatever it is you said
err, "Dig 'em up" anyway, i just wanted to use my new
sig:


--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker,March 2004
Michael Cook

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
Tom Bishop and his trainer Michael Cook