You know, this type of thing would never happen to Billy Mays. As
long as his mouth was open at all and he could use his " HI FOLKS, I'M
BILLY MAYS! " at 5,000 decibels, this would have quite differently.
I am imagining a hugely smiling, gleeful face with an over blackened
head of hair and beard grinning over her sobbing form while flashing
his scary white teeth. She would gladly turn herself into the cops,
probably with a purse full of
OxiClean,
Orange Glo,
Kaboom,
Engrave It,
Handy Switch,
iCan,
Mighty Mend-It
Mighty Putty,
Hercules Hook,
AwesomeAuger,
Steam Buddy,
Zorbeez,
Big City Slider Station,
The Ding King,
ESPN 360,
Energize
Various car washing products
All manner of kitchen prep tools
etc.
This my friends, shows the difference between a wannabe, and the real
KING of annoying pitchmen.
http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
What a maroon.
Robert
On Mar 30, 3:49=A0pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
> I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
> often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
> than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. I went to a gun and knife show
this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. "Made in
Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
See 'ya Vince.
Robert
<[email protected]> wrote in message
> This my friends, shows the difference between a wannabe, and the real
> KING of annoying pitchmen.
>
> http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
>
> What a maroon.
>
> Robert
Rule #1. Never kiss a prostitute
Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 30, 8:51 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>> On Mar 30, 3:49 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
>>> I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
>>> often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
>>> than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
>> His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. I went to a gun and knife show
>> this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
>> ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
>>
>> Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
>> our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. "Made in
>> Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
>>
>> See 'ya Vince.
>>
>> Robert
>
> The Costco near here has been selling ShamWOW for months already. I
> don't feel the need to try any.
Apparently, the Democrats here in the U.S. have a new ad campaign
starting soon featuring Obama pitching the "Scam Wow" ...
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It looks like he needs a shammy to
clean up that wee bit of blood.
[email protected] wrote:
>
> This my friends, shows the difference between a wannabe, and the real
> KING of annoying pitchmen.
>
> http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> The difference between you and Vince the ShamWOW guy is that you
> should bite your own tongue, beat yourself up till you let go.
> Even the perp would be simulated accurately.
Hey, you shouldn't be insulting Timbit. Doug Miller might come after you for
abusing people.
(Even if they deserve it :)
On Mar 31, 2:13=A0pm, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > On Mar 31, 11:59 am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >> =A0Also, your, um, fantasies need considerable
> >> work.
>
> > Teach me, Master. Teach me? Your fantasies re: politics are well
> > developed.
>
> We should all fantasize about living in a place where the
> government protects our liberty, doesn't rob Peter to pay
> Paul, and generally minds its own business. =A0 This used to
> be called "Enlightenment Ideals". =A0Now it's called "Ancient
> History."
>
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> Tim Daneliuk =A0 =A0 [email protected]
> PGP Key: =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0http://www.tundraware.com/PGP/
I'm thinking of converting one of my businesses into Pitchfork & Torch
Inc.
Has a nice ring to it.
On Mar 30, 8:51=A0pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
wrote:
> On Mar 30, 3:49=A0pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
> > I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
> > often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
> > than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
>
> His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. =A0I went to a gun and knife show
> this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
> ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
>
> Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
> our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. =A0"Made in
> Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
>
> See 'ya Vince.
>
> Robert
The Costco near here has been selling ShamWOW for months already. I
don't feel the need to try any.
On Mar 31, 11:59=A0am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
> =A0Also, your, um, fantasies need considerable
> work.
>
Teach me, Master. Teach me? Your fantasies re: politics are well
developed.
Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 31, 2:13 pm, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>>> On Mar 31, 11:59 am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> Also, your, um, fantasies need considerable
>>>> work.
>>> Teach me, Master. Teach me? Your fantasies re: politics are well
>>> developed.
>> We should all fantasize about living in a place where the
>> government protects our liberty, doesn't rob Peter to pay
>> Paul, and generally minds its own business. This used to
>> be called "Enlightenment Ideals". Now it's called "Ancient
>> History."
>>
>> --
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -
>> Tim Daneliuk [email protected]
>> PGP Key: http://www.tundraware.com/PGP/
>
> I'm thinking of converting one of my businesses into Pitchfork & Torch
> Inc.
> Has a nice ring to it.
Plenty of rabid villagers about these days to staff it. Perhaps
you could open a Chicago branch and subcontract to the ACORN swine...
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On Mar 30, 10:24=A0pm, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > On Mar 30, 8:51 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >> On Mar 30, 3:49 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >>> Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Thin=
k
> >>> I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
> >>> often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
> >>> than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
> >> His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. =A0I went to a gun and knife sho=
w
> >> this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
> >> ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
>
> >> Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
> >> our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. =A0"Made in
> >> Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
>
> >> See 'ya Vince.
>
> >> Robert
>
> > The Costco near here has been selling ShamWOW for months already. I
> > don't feel the need to try any.
>
> Apparently, the Democrats here in the U.S. have a new ad campaign
> starting soon featuring Obama pitching the "Scam Wow" ...
>
> --
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> Tim Daneliuk =A0 =A0 [email protected]
> PGP Key: =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0http://www.tundraware.com/PGP/
Weak.
The difference between you and Vince the ShamWOW guy is that you
should bite your own tongue, beat yourself up till you let go.
Even the perp would be simulated accurately.
On Mar 28, 3:35=A0pm, "Ed Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote:
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > This my friends, shows the difference between a wannabe, and the real
> > KING of annoying pitchmen.
>
> >http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
>
> > What a maroon.
>
> > Robert
>
> Rule #1. =A0Never kiss a prostitute
Kiss a prostitute? How disgusting is that???
I love the part where Vince said he paid her $ 1000.00 in twenties,
and the cops recovered $ 930.00. That $ 810 will be submitted in court
as a $ 600.00 proof of transaction.
"Are you getting this camera guy?"
On Apr 2, 2:55=A0am, "Rod & BJ Jacobson" <[email protected]> wrote:
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> news:1d16b261-beb1-4335-8e79-0c142da1a446@v38g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 30, 3:49 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
> > I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
> > often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
> > than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
>
> His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. =A0I went to a gun and knife show
> this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
> ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
>
> Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
> our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. =A0"Made in
> Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
>
> See 'ya Vince.
>
> Robert
>
> Sorry Robert but Vince won't lose his gig that easily since he owns the
> company....He's both the pitchman and the distributor. Incidentally the
> charges against him and the "hungry hooker" were dropped, apparently they
> found both parties equally innocent, guilty or both.......Rod
If he is a distributor for a manufacturer, there will likely be a
clause in their agreement which deals with his obligation to be
squeaky clean as Vince is the image of the overall package. Minimally,
he'd be replaced as a spokesperson.
Even the manufacturers of OxyContin (Hillbilly heroin) weren't too
happy with their poster boy, Rush Limbaugh.
Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 30, 10:24 pm, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Robatoy wrote:
>>> On Mar 30, 8:51 pm, "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Mar 30, 3:49 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>> Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
>>>>> I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
>>>>> often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
>>>>> than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
>>>> His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. I went to a gun and knife show
>>>> this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
>>>> ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
>>>> Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
>>>> our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. "Made in
>>>> Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
>>>> See 'ya Vince.
>>>> Robert
>>> The Costco near here has been selling ShamWOW for months already. I
>>> don't feel the need to try any.
>> Apparently, the Democrats here in the U.S. have a new ad campaign
>> starting soon featuring Obama pitching the "Scam Wow" ...
>>
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>> Tim Daneliuk [email protected]
>> PGP Key: http://www.tundraware.com/PGP/
>
>
>
> Weak.
It was late and the best I could do.
>
> The difference between you and Vince the ShamWOW guy is that you
> should bite your own tongue, beat yourself up till you let go.
> Even the perp would be simulated accurately.
You are very hurtful. Also, your, um, fantasies need considerable
work.
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On Mar 30, 3:09=A0pm, Pat Barber <[email protected]> wrote:
> It looks like he needs a shammy to
> clean up that wee bit of blood.
>
> [email protected] wrote:
>
> > This my friends, shows the difference between a wannabe, and the real
> > KING of annoying pitchmen.
>
> > =A0http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker
Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
"Tim Daneliuk" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Robatoy wrote:
>> On Mar 31, 2:13 pm, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Robatoy wrote:
>>>> On Mar 31, 11:59 am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>> Also, your, um, fantasies need considerable
>>>>> work.
>>>> Teach me, Master. Teach me? Your fantasies re: politics are well
>>>> developed.
>>> We should all fantasize about living in a place where the
>>> government protects our liberty, doesn't rob Peter to pay
>>> Paul, and generally minds its own business. This used to
>>> be called "Enlightenment Ideals". Now it's called "Ancient
>>> History."
>>>
>>> --
>>> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>> -
>>> Tim Daneliuk [email protected]
>>> PGP Key: http://www.tundraware.com/PGP/
>>
>> I'm thinking of converting one of my businesses into Pitchfork & Torch
>> Inc.
>> Has a nice ring to it.
>
> Plenty of rabid villagers about these days to staff it. Perhaps
> you could open a Chicago branch and subcontract to the ACORN swine...
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11835.html
basilisk
Robatoy wrote:
> On Mar 31, 11:59 am, Tim Daneliuk <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Also, your, um, fantasies need considerable
>> work.
>>
>
> Teach me, Master. Teach me? Your fantasies re: politics are well
> developed.
We should all fantasize about living in a place where the
government protects our liberty, doesn't rob Peter to pay
Paul, and generally minds its own business. This used to
be called "Enlightenment Ideals". Now it's called "Ancient
History."
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Rod & BJ Jacobson wrote:
> <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:1d16b261-beb1-4335-8e79-0c142da1a446@v38g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
> On Mar 30, 3:49 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
>> I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
>> often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
>> than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
>
> His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. I went to a gun and knife show
> this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
> ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
>
> Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
> our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. "Made in
> Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
>
> See 'ya Vince.
>
> Robert
>
> Sorry Robert but Vince won't lose his gig that easily since he owns the
> company....He's both the pitchman and the distributor. Incidentally the
> charges against him and the "hungry hooker" were dropped, apparently they
> found both parties equally innocent, guilty or both.......Rod
>
>
Is it because "oral" sex isn't illegal in FL?
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<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:1d16b261-beb1-4335-8e79-0c142da1a446@v38g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 30, 3:49 pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> Funny that, but for some reason, I really didn't like the guy. I Think
> I'll keep going with my gut-instincts because they're right way more
> often than not. The product he was shilling tested out a lot better
> than Beard-Ape's product the Zorbees.
His day (15 minutes?) is done anyway. I went to a gun and knife show
this last weekend, and there were two different vendors selling the
ShamWow, less the amplified equipment.
Then while perusing the local Sunday birdcage liner, I saw that one of
our local grocery stores now carries the same thing. "Made in
Germany" "as seen on TV", etc.
See 'ya Vince.
Robert
Sorry Robert but Vince won't lose his gig that easily since he owns the
company....He's both the pitchman and the distributor. Incidentally the
charges against him and the "hungry hooker" were dropped, apparently they
found both parties equally innocent, guilty or both.......Rod