Cuz ya never know how much time ya got.....................unless
you calculate it here<g>
http://www.deathclock.com
I better git busy, I only got
973,557,546.....545...544....543.....542....
seconds to live.......now where's that honeydo list?<g>
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"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Always figured the way to go was to be shot in the back by a jealous
> husband at the age of 119. Then a cousin of mine who is a forensic
> pathologist told me that he had seen one: a man in his 90s, trying to
> make good an escape through the back yard, and shot in the back by the
> jealous husband. I would vote for this man.
> mahalo,
> jo4hn
>
If the jealous husband and the wife are in their 20s or 30s you have a
point. If they're in their 80's then that's not something that should
be thought about before lunch time.
Preferably in one's sleep!
Tom
<snipped>>
> Me, I prefer the version where Death pops up, and says, SURPRISE!.
>
> JOAT
> Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>
> Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
> Web Page Update 15 Sep 2003. Some tunes I like.
> http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/
>
[email protected] wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> [email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) wrote:
>
> > Me, I prefer the version where Death pops up, and says, SURPRISE!.
> >
>
> I think the worst possible hell would be to know in advance the day of
> ones death. I'd like to think that there is always a tomorrow.
>
> Wes
I don't know, better to know 1 day ahead than 1 day after!
Always figured the way to go was to be shot in the back by a jealous
husband at the age of 119. Then a cousin of mine who is a forensic
pathologist told me that he had seen one: a man in his 90s, trying to
make good an escape through the back yard, and shot in the back by the
jealous husband. I would vote for this man.
mahalo,
jo4hn
Tue, Sep 16, 2003, 2:59pm (EDT+4) [email protected] (jo4hn)
Always figured the way to go was to be shot in the back by a jealous
husband at the age of 119. Then a cousin of mine who is a forensic
pathologist told me that he had seen one: a man in his 90s, trying to
make good an escape through the back yard, and shot in the back by the
jealous husband. I would vote for this man.
But in that case, the husband would probably have to shoot a
different man every week. Just shoot the wife, and get it over with.
JOAT
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 15 Sep 2003. Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/
In news:[email protected],
Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT <[email protected]> spewed forth and said:
> Tue, Sep 16, 2003, 3:30am (EDT+4) [email protected] (ChairMan) says:
> Cuz ya never know how much time ya got.....................unless
> you calculate it here<g> <snip>
>
> Ah, very handy, if you want to time it, borrow huge amounts of
> money, spend it all on whatever, and never have to worry about paying
> any of it back.
My luck, I'd live 20 years longer<g>
>
> Me, I prefer the version where Death pops up, and says,
> SURPRISE!.
>
I hate surprises
[email protected] (Jack-of-all-trades - JOAT) wrote:
> Me, I prefer the version where Death pops up, and says, SURPRISE!.
>
I think the worst possible hell would be to know in advance the day of
ones death. I'd like to think that there is always a tomorrow.
Wes
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