It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian
student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth
grade.
The teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who
had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for
the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham
Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be
ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows
more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put
his hand up.
'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm
gonna puke.'
The teacher glares around and ask s 'All right! Now, who
said that?'
Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck
this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little
sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him- 2004.'
The teacher fainted.
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're screwed!'?
And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the
American people, November 4, 2008."
On Dec 3, 9:55=A0am, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Rick Samuel" wrote
>
> > "J. Clarke" wrote in message
> >> I was going to take exception to this but seeing as you're an Aggie
> >> one has to make certain allowances.
> > Thanks for the consideration....I think
>
> Yep ... "making certain allowances" simply means taking into account the
> fact that most Aggies indeed have superior intellects. :)
>
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> Last update: 10/22/08
> KarlC@ (the obvious)
Indeed they do.
On Dec 3, 9:55=A0am, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Rick Samuel" wrote
>
> > "J. Clarke" wrote in message
> >> I was going to take exception to this but seeing as you're an Aggie
> >> one has to make certain allowances.
> > Thanks for the consideration....I think
>
> Yep ... "making certain allowances" simply means taking into account the
> fact that most Aggies indeed have superior intellects. :)
>
> --www.e-woodshop.net
> Last update: 10/22/08
> KarlC@ (the obvious)
Of course they do
"Rick Samuel" wrote
> "J. Clarke" wrote in message
>> I was going to take exception to this but seeing as you're an Aggie
>> one has to make certain allowances.
> Thanks for the consideration....I think
Yep ... "making certain allowances" simply means taking into account the
fact that most Aggies indeed have superior intellects. :)
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Last update: 10/22/08
KarlC@ (the obvious)
Rick Samuel wrote:
> It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian
> student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth
> grade.
>
> The teacher said,
>
> "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
> Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
>
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who
> had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
>
> 'Very good!'
>
> Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for
> the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
>
> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham
> Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be
> ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows
> more about its history than you do.'
>
> She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
>
> 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put
> his hand up.
>
> 'General Custer, 1862.'
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm
> gonna puke.'
>
> The teacher glares around and ask s 'All right! Now, who
> said that?'
>
> Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese
> Prime Minister, 1991.'
>
> Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck
> this!'
>
> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
> shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
> Lewinsky, 1997!'
>
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little
> sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
>
> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
> ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
> against him- 2004.'
>
> The teacher fainted.
>
> And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
> someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're screwed!'?
>
> And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the
> American people, November 4, 2008."
I was going to take exception to this but seeing as you're an Aggie
one has to make certain allowances.
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"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Rick Samuel wrote:
>> It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian
>> student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth
>> grade.
>>
>> The teacher said,
>>
>> "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
>> Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"
>>
>>
>> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who
>> had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
>>
>> 'Very good!'
>>
>> Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for
>> the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
>>
>> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham
>> Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
>>
>> The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be
>> ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows
>> more about its history than you do.'
>>
>> She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'
>>
>> 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put
>> his hand up.
>>
>> 'General Custer, 1862.'
>>
>> At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm
>> gonna puke.'
>>
>> The teacher glares around and ask s 'All right! Now, who
>> said that?'
>>
>> Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese
>> Prime Minister, 1991.'
>>
>> Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck
>> this!'
>>
>> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and
>> shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
>> Lewinsky, 1997!'
>>
>> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little
>> sh*t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'
>>
>> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice,
>> ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
>> against him- 2004.'
>>
>> The teacher fainted.
>>
>> And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
>> someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're screwed!'?
>>
>> And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it was the
>> American people, November 4, 2008."
>
> I was going to take exception to this but seeing as you're an Aggie
> one has to make certain allowances.
>
> --
> --
> --John
> to email, dial "usenet" and validate
> (was jclarke at eye bee em dot net)
Thanks for the consideration....I think