Enjoy
Lew
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a racing go
kart when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
take a
look at his go kart when the mechanic shouted across the garage 'Hey
Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was
working on the go kart. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and asked,
'So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take the valves out,
repair
any damage, and then put them back in. When I finish, it works just
like
new.
So, how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the big bucks
($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic:
'Try doing it with the engine running!'
On Nov 17, 9:31=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ---------------------------------------------------
> A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a racing go
> kart when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
>
> The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
> take a
> look at his go kart when the mechanic shouted across the garage 'Hey
> Doc, want to take a look at this?'
>
> The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
> was
> working on the go kart. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
> on a rag and asked,
>
> 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take the valves out,
> repair
> any damage, and then put them back in. When I finish, it works just
> like
> new.
>
> So, how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the big bucks
> ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
>
> The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
> mechanic:
>
> 'Try doing it with the engine running!'
One of my favourites.
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> ---------------------------------------------------
> A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a racing go
> kart when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
>
> The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
> take a
> look at his go kart when the mechanic shouted across the garage 'Hey
> Doc, want to take a look at this?'
>
> The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
> was
> working on the go kart. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
> on a rag and asked,
>
> 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take the valves out,
> repair
> any damage, and then put them back in. When I finish, it works just
> like
> new.
>
> So, how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the big bucks
> ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
>
> The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
> mechanic:
>
> 'Try doing it with the engine running!'
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Cartoon: Mechanic is showing an auto part to the doctor who owns the car. He
comments: "There are still many things we don't understand about the
carburetor."
On Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:31:15 -0600, "HeyBub" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Lew Hodgett wrote:
>> Enjoy
>>
>> Lew
>> ---------------------------------------------------
>> A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a racing go
>> kart when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
>>
>> The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
>> take a
>> look at his go kart when the mechanic shouted across the garage 'Hey
>> Doc, want to take a look at this?'
>>
>> The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
>> was
>> working on the go kart. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
>> on a rag and asked,
>>
>> 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take the valves out,
>> repair
>> any damage, and then put them back in. When I finish, it works just
>> like
>> new.
>>
>> So, how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the big bucks
>> ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
>>
>> The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
>> mechanic:
>>
>> 'Try doing it with the engine running!'
>
>--------
>Cartoon: Mechanic is showing an auto part to the doctor who owns the car. He
>comments: "There are still many things we don't understand about the
>carburetor."
>
A proctologist decided to change careers and become a bus mechanic.
Part of his final exam was to do a valve-job on a bus. He got 110% on
the test. Examiner said he did a perfect job, and he'd never seen it
done through the exhaust pipe before!!!