Enjoy
Lew
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup
of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample
suds. Never mind the noises that come from the
toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your
home. Be sure that there are no people
between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, and run outside where
he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be
sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
On May 14, 6:38=A0am, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in news:6e4aac8f-8eb6-4f2b-a40f-
> [email protected]:
>
> >> AwwwrrrrUUFFFF
>
> > PS... I need to explain something. My sweet wife Angela is absolutely
> > convinced that I was a dog in a previous life.
> > In fact, just the other day, she said that to me as she was trying to
> > get her sneaker out of my mouth.
>
> Nee toch! =A0Is het gelukt?
>
Yes, she outsmarted me with a piece of bacon.
On May 13, 7:15=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Enjoy
>
> Lew
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
>
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup
> of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
>
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
> carry him towards the bathroom.
>
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
> toilet and close both lids.
>
> You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample
>
> suds. Never mind the noises that come from the
>
> toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
> provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
>
> 6. Have someone open the front door of your
> home. Be sure that there are no people
> between the bathroom and the front door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
> quickly lift both lids.
>
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
> through the bathroom, and run outside where
> he will dry himself off.
>
> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be
> sparkling clean.
>
> Sincerely,
> The Dog
AwwwrrrrUUFFFF
On May 13, 8:44=A0pm, Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote:
> On May 13, 7:15=A0pm, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Enjoy
>
> > Lew
> > +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
> > Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
>
> > 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup
> > of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
>
> > 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you
> > carry him towards the bathroom.
>
> > 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
> > toilet and close both lids.
>
> > You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> > 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample
>
> > suds. Never mind the noises that come from the
>
> > toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
>
> > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
> > provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
>
> > 6. Have someone open the front door of your
> > home. Be sure that there are no people
> > between the bathroom and the front door.
>
> > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
> > quickly lift both lids.
>
> > 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
> > through the bathroom, and run outside where
> > he will dry himself off.
>
> > 9. Both the commode and the cat will be
> > sparkling clean.
>
> > Sincerely,
> > The Dog
>
> AwwwrrrrUUFFFF
PS... I need to explain something. My sweet wife Angela is absolutely
convinced that I was a dog in a previous life.
In fact, just the other day, she said that to me as she was trying to
get her sneaker out of my mouth.
On May 14, 8:37=A0pm, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in news:4aa3ea0c-2f00-4298-8a9d-
> [email protected]:
>
>
>
> > On May 14, 6:38=A0am, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in news:6e4aac8f-8eb6-4f2b-a40f=
-
> >> [email protected]:
>
> >> >> AwwwrrrrUUFFFF
>
> >> > PS... I need to explain something. My sweet wife Angela is absolutely=
> >> > convinced that I was a dog in a previous life.
> >> > In fact, just the other day, she said that to me as she was trying to=
> >> > get her sneaker out of my mouth.
>
> >> Nee toch! =A0Is het gelukt?
>
> > Yes, she outsmarted me with a piece of bacon.
>
> Great!
>
Here I am with my buddy named 'Porsche' (I'm on the left. <G>)
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o290/Robatoy/Porsche.jpg
Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in news:6e4aac8f-8eb6-4f2b-a40f-
[email protected]:
>> AwwwrrrrUUFFFF
>
> PS... I need to explain something. My sweet wife Angela is absolutely
> convinced that I was a dog in a previous life.
> In fact, just the other day, she said that to me as she was trying to
> get her sneaker out of my mouth.
>
>
Nee toch! Is het gelukt?
--
Best regards
Han
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Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in news:4aa3ea0c-2f00-4298-8a9d-
[email protected]:
> On May 14, 6:38 am, Han <[email protected]> wrote:
>> Robatoy <[email protected]> wrote in news:6e4aac8f-8eb6-4f2b-a40f-
>> [email protected]:
>>
>> >> AwwwrrrrUUFFFF
>>
>> > PS... I need to explain something. My sweet wife Angela is absolutely
>> > convinced that I was a dog in a previous life.
>> > In fact, just the other day, she said that to me as she was trying to
>> > get her sneaker out of my mouth.
>>
>> Nee toch! Is het gelukt?
>>
> Yes, she outsmarted me with a piece of bacon.
>
>
Great!
--
Best regards
Han
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