Ear Infection
This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes
it is embarrassing.
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your
ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited
several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...
Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!
"Roy" wrote:
> Ear Infection
>
> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you
> are
> there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and
> sometimes
> it is embarrassing.
>
> There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
> tell
> her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
>
> I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this
> old guy
> handled it.
>
> A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
> the
> desk.
>
> The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
> today?'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
>
> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come
> into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
>
> 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
>
> The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in
> this
> room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong
> with your
> ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
> in
> private.'
>
> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful
> of
> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked
> out, waited
>
> several minutes, and then re-entered.
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
> taken her
> advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
>
> 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
>
> The waiting room erupted in laughter...
>
>
> Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.
>
>
>
> YOU KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!
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Been around but still gets a chuckle.
Lew
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Been around but still gets a chuckle.
Lew
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