Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
Search terms = "moron" and "idiot".
This is why your moron bench is so full.
"BTW, moron brain, I was wondering about "standards"." Date: 2003-06-11
19:15:13 PST.
"Who cares what a moron thinks?" Date: 2003-06-04 16:38:05 PST.
"Hey moron, was there some useful advice somewhere in your post?" Date:
2003-02-14 19:11:04 PST.
"No, you are a moron." Date: 2003-02-10 12:50:06 PST.
"I'm sure B&D is worried about your urge to follow the other moron." Date:
2003-02-07 08:02:08 PST.
"I wasn't labeling a group inferior, YOU MORON." Date: 2003-01-31 19:44:03
PST.
"Moron, that's what I was wondering. Date: 2003-01-26 09:26:11 PST
"Took me a bit to see who the moron was you are quoting." Date: 2003-01-13
17:45:03.
"Steve, you might as well know now Larry Jaques is our resident idiot and
all around jerk..." Date: 2003-09-03 19:11:09 PST.
"There is just one idiot with nothing better to do..." Date: 2003-08-05
09:31:08 PST.
"...my drunken idiot of a boss, the service manager, fired me one day..."
Date: 2003-06-13 13:15:05 PST.
"Turns out the vet was an idiot..." Date: 2003-05-28 12:57:20 PST.
"I find that John Q. Public tends to be a blooming idiot..." Date: 2003-
03-14 20:50:17 PST.
In article <[email protected]>, Lamont
Cranston <[email protected]> wrote:
> Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
Hey, if you have a hardon for BAD for some reason, take it to email.
By any definition of the term, he's no troll.
He can be a number of *other* things, most of which he'll readily
admit, but not a troll.
So spare us the nonsense, okay?
Ta.
djb
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
In article <[email protected]>, Bob Bowles
<[email protected]> wrote:
> Seems like there develops a "need" for
> trashing that periodically arises as this has been done several times
> in the past on this NG.
And will happen again, no doubt. Usually I either ignore or silently
add to the twit filter, but after a couple of beers I sometimes develop
an attiitude.
;-)
djb
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
In article <[email protected]>, Bay
Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> Hey, Dave, what's up? I think it's kinda funny actually, that some bozo
> will start a thread like this one. It is a waste of time, and the
> insults really don't bother me, as I consider the source... I can get
> quite a 'tude with just one beer; sometimes with just a Fresca! :)
The latest round (the last month or so) of twits, trolls and tools has
been a bit wearing at times, but I figger the people who post here that
I respect are all grown-ups. If they can't handle a bit of potty mouth,
and/or can't use a filter, then they shouldn't be ridin' the range here
on usenet.
OTOH, sometimes it's worth taking a shot at a snake if only for the
personal satisfaction.
Fresca, eh? Funny... I had you pegged as a Dr. Pepper kind of guy.
djb
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
In article <[email protected]>, Bay
Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dave, can't say as I've ever had more than a sip of Dr. Pepper...not my
> "cup of tea".
Fair 'nuf... but "Fresca"? Eeeuuuuwww!
> Good snake hunting!
Most of the time they ain't worth it. Especially this idiot today going
after JOAT.
One wonders if some of these PFY's have enough brains to figure out how
to wipe their asses, some days. At least the chance of them passing on
their genes is slim.
Time for bed now... SWMBO turns 40 in about 18 minutes. I told her I
was looking forward to having an "older woman" <ggg>
Wait till she sees the 40 dragons that are sposed to be on the front
lawn by 6:30 am.
:-D
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
In article <[email protected]>, Traves W.
Coppock wrote:
> i wanna see that,,,please please post to ABPW?
>
> roflmao
Couple of pics are up on my web site...
<http://www.balderstone.ca/dragons1.jpg>
<http://www.balderstone.ca/dragons2.jpg>
djb
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
In article <[email protected]>,
T. <[email protected]> wrote:
> I don't think they'll replace pukey yard ducks tho. Or even pink
> flamingos.
No doubt you're right... but my daughter likes dragons. <s>
OBWW: She'll be putting the finish on her first turned bowl today.
djb
--
There are no socks in my email address.
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
Sun, Oct 19, 2003, 3:53pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
(Dave=A0Balderstone) says:
Couple of pics are up on my web site..
I don't think they'll replace pukey yard ducks tho. Or even pink
flamingos.
JOAT
I'd be happy to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 17 Oct 2003.
Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/
Dave, can't say as I've ever had more than a sip of Dr. Pepper...not my
"cup of tea".
It's been pretty smooth sailing for me lately here with my filters back
up to speed. Netscape got all squirrely on me one day, so I had to
unsubscribe and resubscribe. Doing that wiped out all my filters.
Seems like the trolls are making more of a nuisance lately, not that the
twits aren't a PITA too.
Good snake hunting!
dave
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Bay
> Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Hey, Dave, what's up? I think it's kinda funny actually, that some bozo
>>will start a thread like this one. It is a waste of time, and the
>>insults really don't bother me, as I consider the source... I can get
>>quite a 'tude with just one beer; sometimes with just a Fresca! :)
>
>
> The latest round (the last month or so) of twits, trolls and tools has
> been a bit wearing at times, but I figger the people who post here that
> I respect are all grown-ups. If they can't handle a bit of potty mouth,
> and/or can't use a filter, then they shouldn't be ridin' the range here
> on usenet.
>
> OTOH, sometimes it's worth taking a shot at a snake if only for the
> personal satisfaction.
>
> Fresca, eh? Funny... I had you pegged as a Dr. Pepper kind of guy.
>
> djb
>
Rob Stokes wrote:
> Lamont, you're wasting my time. Care to take this "thing" private with Dave
> and not bother the bandwidth with it anymore?
>
> Many thanks (in advance)
>
> Rob
Yeah Larry.
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Gotta give credit for ingenuity in nom-de-plume. Surely I'm not the only
one old enough to recognize this laughable troll?
"Lamont Cranston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
>
> Search terms = "moron" and "idiot".
Lamont Cranston <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
>
> Search terms = "moron" and "idiot".
>
> This is why your moron bench is so full.
>
>
>
> "BTW, moron brain, I was wondering about "standards"." Date: 2003-06-11
> 19:15:13 PST.
>
> "Who cares what a moron thinks?" Date: 2003-06-04 16:38:05 PST.
>
> "Hey moron, was there some useful advice somewhere in your post?" Date:
> 2003-02-14 19:11:04 PST.
>
> "No, you are a moron." Date: 2003-02-10 12:50:06 PST.
>
> "I'm sure B&D is worried about your urge to follow the other moron." Date:
> 2003-02-07 08:02:08 PST.
>
> "I wasn't labeling a group inferior, YOU MORON." Date: 2003-01-31 19:44:03
> PST.
>
> "Moron, that's what I was wondering. Date: 2003-01-26 09:26:11 PST
>
> "Took me a bit to see who the moron was you are quoting." Date: 2003-01-13
> 17:45:03.
>
> "Steve, you might as well know now Larry Jaques is our resident idiot and
> all around jerk..." Date: 2003-09-03 19:11:09 PST.
>
> "There is just one idiot with nothing better to do..." Date: 2003-08-05
> 09:31:08 PST.
>
> "...my drunken idiot of a boss, the service manager, fired me one day..."
> Date: 2003-06-13 13:15:05 PST.
>
> "Turns out the vet was an idiot..." Date: 2003-05-28 12:57:20 PST.
>
> "I find that John Q. Public tends to be a blooming idiot..." Date: 2003-
> 03-14 20:50:17 PST.
Actually, I changed my mind. BAD is a fucking troll.
"Life aint nothin' but twinks and chinks!" (Sexy gay young men and
Chinese food!) -JOAT (Jerk-Off All Twinks)
On 13 Oct 2003 11:28:38 -0700, [email protected] (Chris)
wrote:
>>
>
>OK let me get this straight... Tom posts a picture of a group of
>morons, BAD makes a self-depricating post owning up to the fact that
i remember being in the service and after lights out a lot of the guys
would self-depricate. not that theres anything wrong with it mind you.
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 19:48:17 -0400 (EDT), [email protected]
(T.) wrote:
>Sun, Oct 12, 2003, 9:45pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
>(Lamont Cranston) claims:
>Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking. <snip>
>
> I'm very sure you're wrong, must be someone impersonating Dave.
>Because there's capitalization used.
Dear Theo,
Are you trying to infer that BAD is not a Capitalist?
I'm shocked!
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
Traves W. Coppock <newsgroups-AT-farmvalleywoodworks-DOT-com> wrote:
> "oratore locuto , cives tacebant"
Romani ite domum.
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Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
Sun, Oct 12, 2003, 9:45pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
(Lamont=A0Cranston) claims:
Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking. <snip>
I'm very sure you're wrong, must be someone impersonating Dave.
Because there's capitalization used.
JOAT
I find the best approach is to take life as it comes.
- Death
Life just ain't life without good music. - JOAT
Web Page Update 12 Oct 2003.
Some tunes I like.
http://community-2.webtv.net/Jakofalltrades/SOMETUNESILIKE/
I love the way you take things out of context. BTW, the vet WAS a
frickin' moron. IF you knew the whole story, you would know that. Have
you NOTHING better to do in your pathetic life than to bait me?
You are the troll, here, buddy. Now run along...
dave
Lamont Cranston wrote:
> Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
>
> Search terms = "moron" and "idiot".
>
> This is why your moron bench is so full.
>
>
>
> "BTW, moron brain, I was wondering about "standards"." Date: 2003-06-11
> 19:15:13 PST.
>
> "Who cares what a moron thinks?" Date: 2003-06-04 16:38:05 PST.
>
> "Hey moron, was there some useful advice somewhere in your post?" Date:
> 2003-02-14 19:11:04 PST.
>
> "No, you are a moron." Date: 2003-02-10 12:50:06 PST.
>
> "I'm sure B&D is worried about your urge to follow the other moron." Date:
> 2003-02-07 08:02:08 PST.
>
> "I wasn't labeling a group inferior, YOU MORON." Date: 2003-01-31 19:44:03
> PST.
>
> "Moron, that's what I was wondering. Date: 2003-01-26 09:26:11 PST
>
> "Took me a bit to see who the moron was you are quoting." Date: 2003-01-13
> 17:45:03.
>
> "Steve, you might as well know now Larry Jaques is our resident idiot and
> all around jerk..." Date: 2003-09-03 19:11:09 PST.
>
> "There is just one idiot with nothing better to do..." Date: 2003-08-05
> 09:31:08 PST.
>
> "...my drunken idiot of a boss, the service manager, fired me one day..."
> Date: 2003-06-13 13:15:05 PST.
>
> "Turns out the vet was an idiot..." Date: 2003-05-28 12:57:20 PST.
>
> "I find that John Q. Public tends to be a blooming idiot..." Date: 2003-
> 03-14 20:50:17 PST.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> I love the way you take things out of context. BTW, the vet WAS a
> frickin' moron. IF you knew the whole story, you would know that.
> Have
> you NOTHING better to do in your pathetic life than to bait me?
>
> You are the troll, here, buddy. Now run along...
>
> dave
>
"Come, come, thou boy-killer, show thy face;
Know what it is to meet Achilles angry"
On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 05:04:23 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:
>your way with words is surpassed only by your gentlemanly manner. You
>do your momma proud!
>
>oh, and Traves, would you learn to spell? it isn't "enima"
>
>
"oratore locuto , cives tacebant"
Lamont, you're wasting my time. Care to take this "thing" private with Dave
and not bother the bandwidth with it anymore?
Many thanks (in advance)
Rob
"Lamont Cranston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
>
> Search terms = "moron" and "idiot".
>
> This is why your moron bench is so full.
>
>
>
> "BTW, moron brain, I was wondering about "standards"." Date: 2003-06-11
> 19:15:13 PST.
>
> "Who cares what a moron thinks?" Date: 2003-06-04 16:38:05 PST.
>
> "Hey moron, was there some useful advice somewhere in your post?" Date:
> 2003-02-14 19:11:04 PST.
>
> "No, you are a moron." Date: 2003-02-10 12:50:06 PST.
>
> "I'm sure B&D is worried about your urge to follow the other moron."
Date:
> 2003-02-07 08:02:08 PST.
>
> "I wasn't labeling a group inferior, YOU MORON." Date: 2003-01-31
19:44:03
> PST.
>
> "Moron, that's what I was wondering. Date: 2003-01-26 09:26:11 PST
>
> "Took me a bit to see who the moron was you are quoting." Date:
2003-01-13
> 17:45:03.
>
> "Steve, you might as well know now Larry Jaques is our resident idiot and
> all around jerk..." Date: 2003-09-03 19:11:09 PST.
>
> "There is just one idiot with nothing better to do..." Date: 2003-08-05
> 09:31:08 PST.
>
> "...my drunken idiot of a boss, the service manager, fired me one day..."
> Date: 2003-06-13 13:15:05 PST.
>
> "Turns out the vet was an idiot..." Date: 2003-05-28 12:57:20 PST.
>
> "I find that John Q. Public tends to be a blooming idiot..." Date: 2003-
> 03-14 20:50:17 PST.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Hey, Dave, what's up? I think it's kinda funny actually, that some bozo
will start a thread like this one. It is a waste of time, and the
insults really don't bother me, as I consider the source... I can get
quite a 'tude with just one beer; sometimes with just a Fresca! :)
dave
Dave Balderstone wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>, Bob Bowles
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Seems like there develops a "need" for
>>trashing that periodically arises as this has been done several times
>>in the past on this NG.
>
>
> And will happen again, no doubt. Usually I either ignore or silently
> add to the twit filter, but after a couple of beers I sometimes develop
> an attiitude.
>
> ;-)
>
> djb
>
On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 05:43:56 GMT, Dave Balderstone
<[email protected]> Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:
>Wait till she sees the 40 dragons that are sposed to be on the front
>lawn by 6:30 am.
>
>:-D
i wanna see that,,,please please post to ABPW?
roflmao
Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
> I love the way you take things out of context. BTW, the vet WAS a
> frickin' moron. IF you knew the whole story, you would know that. Have
> you NOTHING better to do in your pathetic life than to bait me?
>
> You are the troll, here, buddy. Now run along...
>
OK let me get this straight... Tom posts a picture of a group of
morons, BAD makes a self-depricating post owning up to the fact that
he is "in the 5th row, just left of center" and then he catches crap
for it from Lamont.
Dave, some days you just can't win!
-Chris
On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 02:47:44 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:
>you just responded to a troll, not JOAT. Duh!
>
>dave
yea, i did,.,,egg on my face. but that don't change the fact you need
a mental enima...constipation of the cranium and diarrhea of the vocal
chords is a bitch so im told.
you just responded to a troll, not JOAT. Duh!
dave
Traves W. Coppock wrote:
> On 18 Oct 2003 17:35:38 -0700, [email protected] (JOAT) Crawled
> out of the shop and said. . .:
>
> snip
>
>
>>Actually, I changed my mind. BAD is a fucking troll.
>>
>>
>>"Life aint nothin' but twinks and chinks!" (Sexy gay young men and
>>Chinese food!) -JOAT (Jerk-Off All Twinks)
>
>
>
> ROFL
Thanks Dave, well said. Seems like there develops a "need" for
trashing that periodically arises as this has been done several times
in the past on this NG.
On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 04:54:27 GMT, Dave Balderstone
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Hey, if you have a hardon for BAD for some reason, take it to email.
No, his alternate name strikes fear in the haerts of men, but he lives in the shadows!
lol
Myx
"George" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Gotta give credit for ingenuity in nom-de-plume. Surely I'm not the only
> one old enough to recognize this laughable troll?
>
> "Lamont Cranston" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking.
> >
> > Search terms = "moron" and "idiot".
>
>
On 18 Oct 2003 17:35:38 -0700, [email protected] (JOAT) Crawled
out of the shop and said. . .:
snip
>
>Actually, I changed my mind. BAD is a fucking troll.
>
>
>"Life aint nothin' but twinks and chinks!" (Sexy gay young men and
>Chinese food!) -JOAT (Jerk-Off All Twinks)
ROFL
On Sun, 12 Oct 2003 19:48:17 -0400 (EDT), [email protected]
(T.) wrote:
>Sun, Oct 12, 2003, 9:45pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
>(Lamont Cranston) claims:
>Selected quotes from the troll, Bay Area Dave on rec.woodworking. <snip>
>
> I'm very sure you're wrong, must be someone impersonating Dave.
>Because there's capitalization used.
Dear Theo,
Are you trying to imply that BAD is not a Capitalist?
I'm Shocked!
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
your way with words is surpassed only by your gentlemanly manner. You
do your momma proud!
oh, and Traves, would you learn to spell? it isn't "enima"
dave
Traves W. Coppock wrote:
> On Sun, 19 Oct 2003 02:47:44 GMT, Bay Area Dave <[email protected]>
> Crawled out of the shop and said. . .:
>
>
>>you just responded to a troll, not JOAT. Duh!
>>
>>dave
>
>
> yea, i did,.,,egg on my face. but that don't change the fact you need
> a mental enima...constipation of the cranium and diarrhea of the vocal
> chords is a bitch so im told.
Hi, Chris!
It's business as usual around here! :) I consider the source and thank
God I'm not him! <g>
dave
dave
Chris wrote:
> Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote in message news:<[email protected]>...
>
>>I love the way you take things out of context. BTW, the vet WAS a
>>frickin' moron. IF you knew the whole story, you would know that. Have
>> you NOTHING better to do in your pathetic life than to bait me?
>>
>>You are the troll, here, buddy. Now run along...
>>
>
>
> OK let me get this straight... Tom posts a picture of a group of
> morons, BAD makes a self-depricating post owning up to the fact that
> he is "in the 5th row, just left of center" and then he catches crap
> for it from Lamont.
>
> Dave, some days you just can't win!
>
> -Chris