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"larry"

19/12/2006 1:17 AM

OT humor have your imagination running

While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain
chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I
remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing
out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter
moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I
said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry


This topic has 15 replies

Od

"Olebiker"

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

19/12/2006 9:34 AM


larry wrote:
> While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain
> chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I
> remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing
> out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter
> moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I
> said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry

Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a
dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."?

Od

"Olebiker"

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

20/12/2006 6:59 AM


J T wrote:
> Pogo is probably too old for a lot of you.

But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol?

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower
alley garoo.

"Don't we know archaic barrel
lullaby lullaboy, Louisville Lou.
Holly Mollie don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacola
Hullabaloo."

Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin

Od

"Olebiker"

in reply to "Olebiker" on 20/12/2006 6:59 AM

21/12/2006 9:38 AM


J T wrote:
> Wed, Dec 20, 2006, 6:59am (EST-3) [email protected] (Olebiker) doth query:
> But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol? <snipitty>
> Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin
>
> Huh! Considering that I just turned 66 last Saturday, I remember
> enough to know you left some of it out.

OK, you win!

JJ

in reply to "Olebiker" on 21/12/2006 9:38 AM

21/12/2006 9:09 PM

Thu, Dec 21, 2006, 9:38am (EST-3) [email protected] (Olebiker) doth give
up:
OK, you win!

Of course, I went second. LMAO



JOAT
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
- Eric Hoffer

jj

jo4hn

in reply to "Olebiker" on 20/12/2006 6:59 AM

21/12/2006 11:05 AM

J T wrote:
> Wed, Dec 20, 2006, 6:59am (EST-3) [email protected] (Olebiker) doth query:
> But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol? <snipitty>
> Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin
>
> Huh! Considering that I just turned 66 last Saturday, I remember
> enough to know you left some of it out.
> [snip] > Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!
>
> One of the great classics of our time.
>
>
>
> JOAT
You otta move down here with the southern californicator mountain folk.
You would fit right in with the OFC (7am daily at the Lake Inn).

JJ

in reply to jo4hn on 21/12/2006 11:05 AM

21/12/2006 9:16 PM

Thu, Dec 21, 2006, 11:05am (EST-3) [email protected] (jo4hn)
You otta move down here with the southern californicator mountain folk.
You would fit right in with the OFC (7am daily at the Lake Inn).

Me? Move there? Try me again next lifetime, 'cause it ain't
happening this one.



JOAT
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
- Eric Hoffer

JJ

in reply to "Olebiker" on 20/12/2006 6:59 AM

21/12/2006 10:35 AM

Wed, Dec 20, 2006, 6:59am (EST-3) [email protected] (Olebiker) doth query:
But do you remember Pogo's Christmas carol? <snipitty>
Dick "oldern' dirt" Durbin

Huh! Considering that I just turned 66 last Saturday, I remember
enough to know you left some of it out.

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!

Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!

One of the great classics of our time.



JOAT
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
- Eric Hoffer

NE

"Never Enough Money"

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

21/12/2006 11:30 AM

Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"???


Bill in Detroit wrote:
> Olebiker wrote:
>
> > Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a
> > dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."?
>
> The one I still recall is of a group of people wandering around an area
> filled with pedestals with the letter "N" on them.
>
> One guy, obviously a newcomer, turns to the other and says "What? Is
> nothing sacred around here?"
>
> Gahan Wilson, IIRC
>
> --
> When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.
> Jean-Paul Sartre, The Devil and the Good Lord (1951) act 1
>
>
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Bill in Detroit

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

20/12/2006 1:09 AM

Olebiker wrote:

> Remember the one from Playboy many years back of the man putting on a
> dress and singing, "Don we now our gay apparel..."?

The one I still recall is of a group of people wandering around an area
filled with pedestals with the letter "N" on them.

One guy, obviously a newcomer, turns to the other and says "What? Is
nothing sacred around here?"

Gahan Wilson, IIRC

--
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.
Jean-Paul Sartre, The Devil and the Good Lord (1951) act 1


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JJ

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

20/12/2006 9:15 AM

Tue, Dec 19, 2006, 1:17am [email protected] (larry) doth remember:
While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white
porcelain chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and
dissapears?) I remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that
showed Santa climbing out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood
building with a quarter moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and
shaking his fist saying "I said the Schmidt house." Just remembering
that brightened my day. Larry

I believe we all know the room, the description wasn't really
necessary. Jus remember, google IS your friend.
http://lwlolm.150m.com/Pix/santa5.jpg

Personally I like this better.
http://pgobeil.com/images/santa-jet.jpg

But my all time favorite is an old Pogo strip, Kruschev dressed as
santa, the sleigh riddled with bullet holes from being shot down over
Russian territory, and the one reindeer pulling the sleigh saying, "I
didn't know the Russians owned Hawaii". Pogo is probably too old for a
lot of you.



JOAT
Chubby had not demanded much out of life, and had got it.

DF

Don Fearn

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

22/12/2006 7:50 AM

I think it was "Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> who stated:

>
>"Never Enough Money" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>
>> Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"???
>>
>
>Well, if you are then you're in good company, 'cause I don't get it either.

The question was "Is nothing sacred?" so the letter "N" was for
"nothing" . . . .

Don (when you have to explain, it stops being funny)
--
"Ladies and gentlemen take my advice.
Pull down your pants and slide on the ice."

-- Sidney Freedman

MM

"Mike Marlow"

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

22/12/2006 7:24 AM


"Never Enough Money" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...

> Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"???
>

Well, if you are then you're in good company, 'cause I don't get it either.

--

-Mike-
[email protected]

Dt

Dude

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

19/12/2006 12:06 AM

larry wrote:
> While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain
> chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I
> remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing
> out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter
> moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I
> said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry
>
>
I remember that one.

sD

[email protected] (Doug Miller)

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

19/12/2006 12:41 PM

In article <[email protected]>, "larry" <[email protected]> wrote:
>While sitting in my thinking room (you know the one with the white porcelain
>chair that all the water in it goes through the floor and dissapears?) I
>remembered an old cartoon (maybe from playboy) that showed Santa climbing
>out of a hole in the ground next to a small wood building with a quarter
>moon in the door. He was yelling at Rudolf and shaking his fist saying "I
>said the Schmidt house." Just remembering that brightened my day. Larry

LOL -- I remember that. Yes, it was from Playboy.

--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

It's time to throw all their damned tea in the harbor again.

Cc

"CW"

in reply to "larry" on 19/12/2006 1:17 AM

22/12/2006 2:35 PM

Makes three of us.

"Mike Marlow" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Never Enough Money" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
> > Ok, I must be stupid. I don't get it. Letter "N"???
> >
>
> Well, if you are then you're in good company, 'cause I don't get it
either.
>
> --
>
> -Mike-
> [email protected]
>
>


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