LH

"Lew Hodgett"

30/03/2011 8:38 PM

O/T: The New Math

An Oldie

Enjoy

Lew
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Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
Eskimo Pi

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
University
Hospital:
1 I.V. League

2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
Won ton

1 millionth of a mouthwash:
1 microscope

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier:
Mach Turtle

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer:
1 lite-year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
1 Rod Sterling

Half of a large intestine:
1 semi-colon

One million aches:
1 megahurtz

Weight an evangelist carries with God:
1 billigram

Basic unit of laryngitis:
1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes:
A straight line

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
bananosecond

A half-bath:
1 demijohn

453.6 graham crackers:
1 pound cake

Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins
with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey:
1 Milwaukee

1 million microphones:
1 megaphone

1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles

2200 mockingbirds:
two kilomockingbirds

10 cards:
1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs:
1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks:
1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish:
1 microfish

1 trillion pins:
1 terrapin

1 million billion picolos:
1 gigolo

10 rations:
1 decoration

100 rations:
1 C-ration

10 millipedes:
1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents:
1 decadent

10 monologs:
5 dialogs

5 dialogs:
1 decalog

2 monograms:
1 diagram

8 nickels:
2 paradigms

2 wharves:
1 paradox

100 Senators:
Not 1 decision


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LH

"Lew Hodgett"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 30/03/2011 8:38 PM

31/03/2011 7:59 PM


"marc rosen" wrote:

> Thanks Lew,
> That was a fun one to read.
<snip>

Glad you enjoyed it.

Lew

mr

marc rosen

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 30/03/2011 8:38 PM

31/03/2011 7:10 PM

Thanks Lew,
That was a fun one to read. On a very wide variation of those
examples, I used to work for a boss at a research lab in a large
metropolitan hospital and our group was always talking science. A lot
of unusual chemical names were always being tossed around but my boss
used a made up name as a generic substitute. His term was
"difungomuctane". I don't know if he made it up or got it from his
friends in the scienterrific community but it always cracked me up
when that name was used indstead of the legitamate compound's name.

Marc (waiting for the April Fools jokes to come puring in)

GW

"George W Frost"

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 30/03/2011 8:38 PM

01/04/2011 3:01 PM


"marc rosen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Thanks Lew,
> That was a fun one to read. On a very wide variation of those
> examples, I used to work for a boss at a research lab in a large
> metropolitan hospital and our group was always talking science. A lot
> of unusual chemical names were always being tossed around but my boss
> used a made up name as a generic substitute. His term was
> "difungomuctane". I don't know if he made it up or got it from his
> friends in the scienterrific community but it always cracked me up
> when that name was used indstead of the legitamate compound's name.
>
> Marc (waiting for the April Fools jokes to come puring in)

too late, it's 3 p.m. here

bR

[email protected] (Robert Bonomi)

in reply to "Lew Hodgett" on 30/03/2011 8:38 PM

02/04/2011 8:17 AM

In article <[email protected]>,
Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:

[[ sneck ]]


whoever first published that that had a *lousy* proof-reader!

Did anybody else catch how many of those conversions were inaccurate?




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