On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 14:11:22 GMT, John B <[email protected]>
wrote:
>[email protected] wrote:
>> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air filter.
>>
>> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner sprays
>> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>When vacuuming I place a couple of drops of vanilla essence on the
>filter. The whole house smells nice and fresh
>John
My wife does that as well but she just sucks up a fresh dryer sheet into the
vac.
[email protected] wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >
> ><[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
> >> filter.
> >>
> >> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner
> >> sprays
> >> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
> >> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
> >
> >You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking into
> >Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the world
> >has ever seen.
> >
> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap perfume,
> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
Stop hiring polish prostitutes!
Leon wrote:
> "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > "Leon" wrote in message
> >
> >> They work for a few hours and then that is that.
> >
> > With women, and construction crews, you can't have it all ... and that is
> > that.
>
>
> LOL... I am betting that none of the women in your family were looking over
> your shoulder while entering this response.
Reminds me of a story my stepdad told me. His first wife told him that
she would be good in one room of the house. Kitchen, living room,
bathroom, bedroom. They went out a lot and hired a maid.
-Phil Crow
<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
<[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
> >
> ><[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
> >> filter.
> >>
> >> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights
dinner
> >> sprays
> >> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
> >> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
> >
> >You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking into
> >Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the world
> >has ever seen.
> >
> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
perfume,
> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
How about Ode du Brewax with a hint of WD40?
>>
> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
> perfume,
> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
GROSS!...If I want my home to smell like a whore house, I'd just go
there. Why not get your wife to make fresh bread or buns. Burning a few
scented candles work good also...but spraying perfume?... Gross!
Doug Kanter wrote:
>> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights
>> dinner sprays
>> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>
> You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking
> into Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides
> the world has ever seen.
My wife lights scented candles to get rid of food smells, especially
garlic or fried fish or chicken. I can't convince her that the food
smells are preferable :-).
--
It's turtles, all the way down
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 13:26:51 -0600, "Jimi" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>>
>> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
>> perfume,
>> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>
> GROSS!...If I want my home to smell like a whore house, I'd just go
>there. Why not get your wife to make fresh bread or buns. Burning a few
>scented candles work good also...but spraying perfume?... Gross!
>
I agree, but it isn't that bad, Soft Shoulders or some damned thing, sorta baby
powdery. Sometimes she sticks a fabric softener dryer sheet in front of the
filter. They smell quite nice.
But even so, I will be sitting watching TV, minding my own business, when I'm
suddenly attacked by an unseen and previously un smelled odor. It can be quite
disconcerting.<sigh>
Women eh!
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air filter.
>
> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner sprays
> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
I've never known anyone to spray a filter, but I do know people that attach laundry
dryer sheets to their filters to accomplish the same thing.
jim menning
"Morris Dovey" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> [email protected] (in [email protected])
> said:
>
> | HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like
> | cheap perfume, with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>
> Hmm. Perhaps you should be giving her better perfume. :-)
>
Or a package of Gasex.
--
-Mike-
[email protected]
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
><[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
>> filter.
>>
>> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner
>> sprays
>> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>
>You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking into
>Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the world
>has ever seen.
>
HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap perfume,
with a hint of burnt cabbage.
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:35:20 -0800, Larry Blanchard <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Doug Kanter wrote:
>
>>> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights
>>> dinner sprays
>>> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>>> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>>
>> You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking
>> into Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides
>> the world has ever seen.
>
>My wife lights scented candles to get rid of food smells, especially
>garlic or fried fish or chicken. I can't convince her that the food
>smells are preferable :-).
I'm with your wife. Some food smells are good (baked bread, baking
cookies, some fruits being prepped for canning). Others are better either
savored when all windows can be open with a high wind to move air through
the house or covered up with almost any other odor (liver, onions,
broccoli, cauliflower, saur kraut).
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On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:36:04 GMT, "Doug Kanter" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
><[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On 13 Jan 2006 11:24:51 -0800, "Larry Bud" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>[email protected] wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
>>>> <[email protected]>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> ><[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> >news:[email protected]...
>>>> >> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
>>>> >> filter.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights
>>>> >> dinner
>>>> >> sprays
>>>> >> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>>>> >> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>>>> >
>>>> >You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking
>>>> >into
>>>> >Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the
>>>> >world
>>>> >has ever seen.
>>>> >
>>>> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
>>>> perfume,
>>>> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>>>
>>>Stop hiring polish prostitutes!
>>
>> LOL!
>> My wife is of Eastern European decent.
>> If she ever see's this thread I'll be sleeping on the rec room couch for a
>> month...and it smells like wet dog.
>
>You let a dog into the house? A wet one, yet?
>
No, THREE wet dogs.
On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:46:55 -0800, with neither quill nor qualm,
[email protected] quickly quoth:
>On Sat, 14 Jan 2006 14:11:22 GMT, John B <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>>When vacuuming I place a couple of drops of vanilla essence on the
>>filter. The whole house smells nice and fresh
>My wife does that as well but she just sucks up a fresh dryer sheet into the
>vac.
Since I'm a bachelor, I can get away with a drop or two of my Old
Spice after shave lotion on the bag. Another way is with a few drops
of essential oil (lemon, lavender, whatever ya got) in an old, rinsed
Febreeze bottle filled with water. 20 drops makes a quart of nice,
non-chemical air freshener which doesn't leave a buildup on furniture,
clothes, floors, or carpets.
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<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
> filter.
You can buy one at Home Depot to put on your furnace filter.
They work for a few hours and then that is that.
"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "Leon" wrote in message
>
>> They work for a few hours and then that is that.
>
> With women, and construction crews, you can't have it all ... and that is
> that.
LOL... I am betting that none of the women in your family were looking over
your shoulder while entering this response.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On 13 Jan 2006 11:24:51 -0800, "Larry Bud" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>[email protected] wrote:
>>> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
>>> <[email protected]>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> ><[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> >news:[email protected]...
>>> >> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
>>> >> filter.
>>> >>
>>> >> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights
>>> >> dinner
>>> >> sprays
>>> >> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>>> >> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>>> >
>>> >You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking
>>> >into
>>> >Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the
>>> >world
>>> >has ever seen.
>>> >
>>> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
>>> perfume,
>>> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>>
>>Stop hiring polish prostitutes!
>
> LOL!
> My wife is of Eastern European decent.
> If she ever see's this thread I'll be sleeping on the rec room couch for a
> month...and it smells like wet dog.
You let a dog into the house? A wet one, yet?
[email protected] (in [email protected])
said:
| HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like
| cheap perfume, with a hint of burnt cabbage.
Hmm. Perhaps you should be giving her better perfume. :-)
--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
> filter.
>
> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner
> sprays
> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking into
Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the world
has ever seen.
The Jimi entity posted thusly:
>
>>>
>> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
>> perfume,
>> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>
> GROSS!...If I want my home to smell like a whore house, I'd just go
>there. Why not get your wife to make fresh bread or buns. Burning a few
>scented candles work good also...but spraying perfume?... Gross!
Shh... your wife probably doesn't figure you know what a whore house
smells like.
In article <[email protected]>,
"Larry Bud" <[email protected]> wrote:
> [email protected] wrote:
> > On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter" <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > ><[email protected]> wrote in message
> > >news:[email protected]...
> > >> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
> > >> filter.
> > >>
> > >> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights
> > >> dinner
> > >> sprays
> > >> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
> > >> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
> > >
> > >You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking into
> > >Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the world
> > >has ever seen.
> > >
> > HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
> > perfume,
> > with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>
> Stop hiring polish prostitutes!
I find those braided armpits so sexy!
[email protected] wrote:
> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air filter.
>
> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner sprays
> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
When vacuuming I place a couple of drops of vanilla essence on the
filter. The whole house smells nice and fresh
John
I know folks who buy the hang from the
rear view mirror in the car air fresheners
and hang them in front of the furnace filter
John
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:12:13 GMT, "jim menning"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
><[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air filter.
>>
>> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner sprays
>> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>
>I've never known anyone to spray a filter, but I do know people that attach laundry
>dryer sheets to their filters to accomplish the same thing.
>
>jim menning
>
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:09:44 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air filter.
>
>My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner sprays
>air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
Email your idea to Johnson's Way in Racine. I'm sure we'll one day
see such a product.
On 13 Jan 2006 11:24:51 -0800, "Larry Bud" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>[email protected] wrote:
>> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 19:14:55 GMT, "Doug Kanter" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> ><[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >news:[email protected]...
>> >> That no company (yet) has embedded an air freshener in a furnace air
>> >> filter.
>> >>
>> >> My wife if company is coming and the house smells like last nights dinner
>> >> sprays
>> >> air freshener or perfume on the furnace filter before they arrive.
>> >> Even in summer, she just turns on the fan.
>> >
>> >You want us all to have to put up with homes that smell like walking into
>> >Yankee Candle? It would cause the biggest wave of mass suicides the world
>> >has ever seen.
>> >
>> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap perfume,
>> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>
>Stop hiring polish prostitutes!
LOL!
My wife is of Eastern European decent.
If she ever see's this thread I'll be sleeping on the rec room couch for a
month...and it smells like wet dog.
On 14 Jan 2006 06:13:38 -0800, [email protected] wrote:
>
>Leon wrote:
>> "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > "Leon" wrote in message
>> >
>> >> They work for a few hours and then that is that.
>> >
>> > With women, and construction crews, you can't have it all ... and that is
>> > that.
>>
>>
>> LOL... I am betting that none of the women in your family were looking over
>> your shoulder while entering this response.
>
>Reminds me of a story my stepdad told me. His first wife told him that
>she would be good in one room of the house. Kitchen, living room,
>bathroom, bedroom. They went out a lot and hired a maid.
>
>-Phil Crow
I wish I'd gotten the same offer. I'd have made the same choice.
On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 23:39:37 -0600, Oleg Lego <[email protected]>
wrote:
>The Jimi entity posted thusly:
>
>>
>>>>
>>> HEY, if that happens consider yourself lucky, my home smells like cheap
>>> perfume,
>>> with a hint of burnt cabbage.
>>
>> GROSS!...If I want my home to smell like a whore house, I'd just go
>>there. Why not get your wife to make fresh bread or buns. Burning a few
>>scented candles work good also...but spraying perfume?... Gross!
>
>Shh... your wife probably doesn't figure you know what a whore house
>smells like.
>
I know I would not want my wife to think I know what a whorehouse
smells like. That would be all kinds of bad.