Beware of a certain product that may have hazardous defects - the Human
Brain.
I put my Hitachi laminate trimmer to the ultimate test yesterday - got it
caught in my flannel jacket! I was using a small cove cutting bit and turned
it on not realizing that the lining of my open jacket was making contact
with the bit, it wound around tighter than a drum and stopped the motor for
a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
In article <[email protected]>,
Mark & Juanita <[email protected]> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
>says...
>>
>> "calebsg" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>> > Skirt, eh?
>> >
>>
>> Damn! I hate when that happens!
>> Greg
>>
>>
>>
>
> Was that one of them there ferdian slips? ;-)
obviously. and a _full_ slip, too. had to be, it bound up across his chest.
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] says...
>
> "jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > shit spreader.
> > j4
>
> Hey, I was just trying to be polite and not disturb people with *genteel*
> upbringing and a sensitive nature!(BSEG)
> Nahmie
>
.. I liked your term. I am partial to "100% bovine-extracted organic
fertilizer"
In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
>
> "calebsg" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Skirt, eh?
> >
>
> Damn! I hate when that happens!
> Greg
>
>
>
Was that one of them there ferdian slips? ;-)
In article <[email protected]>,
jo4hn <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>[snip]
>> .. I liked your term. I am partial to "100% bovine-extracted organic
>> fertilizer"
>
>You will love: "ill-begotten offspring of a female canine".
> j4
>
Qoute.
It's not a beer-belly, it's a "liquified-grain-byproducts storage system".
un-quote.
Supposedly from (*unverified* by me) an actual U.S.D.A. report:
"The male bovine organic waste impacted the rotary impeller."
"BUB 209" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I was using a small cove cutting bit and turned
> it on not realizing that the lining of my open jacket was making contact
> with the bit, it wound around tighter than a drum and stopped the motor
for
> a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
> Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
Remember to bleach your underwear after!
Next time remember to also wear some dangly jewelry. Great fun. To watch.
mahalo,
grumpy
BUB 209 wrote:
> Beware of a certain product that may have hazardous defects - the Human
> Brain.
> I put my Hitachi laminate trimmer to the ultimate test yesterday - got it
> caught in my flannel jacket! I was using a small cove cutting bit and turned
> it on not realizing that the lining of my open jacket was making contact
> with the bit, it wound around tighter than a drum and stopped the motor for
> a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
> Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
"BUB 209" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
<snip>
> Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
Be DAM* glad it wasn't a MUCH bigger tool, like, say, an unshielded PTO
shaft from a tractor to a *bovine defecation distributor*. Had the
*privilege*(?) of cutting a guy out of one about 35yr. ago. Lost his left
arm between shoulder & elbow.
Nahmie
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> shit spreader.
> j4
Hey, I was just trying to be polite and not disturb people with *genteel*
upbringing and a sensitive nature!(BSEG)
Nahmie
LMAO.
"Edwin Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "BUB 209" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > I was using a small cove cutting bit and turned
> > it on not realizing that the lining of my open jacket was making contact
> > with the bit, it wound around tighter than a drum and stopped the motor
> for
> > a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
> > Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
>
> Remember to bleach your underwear after!
>
>
BUB 209 wrote:
> motor for
> a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
> Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
Yeah, all those usual warnings about loose clothing really apply this time
of year. I tend to leave my sleeves unbuttoned because SWMBO shrinks all
my flanel shirts by drying them too hot (and I'm too damn sorry to do my
own laundry) which has caused me to have a couple of hair-raising "think
about what you're about to do" moments lately myself. Haven't got hung up
in any power tools though, so you got me there. Mostly I catch my sleeves
on drill bits and such like.
Anyway, in this vein (vane?), I just have to tell this one. College. Copy
center. Laminating machine. Blue sweater. Some customer brought in some
priceless memory type stuff to have it laminated. I forgot to set the damn
tension lever on the machine. I started it up, then leaned over it to look
at the back, so I could shut it off when it had fed the item all the way
through. Suddenly, it started reeling me in like a winch, melting my poor
blue sweater all over the poor customer's priceless memorabilia. Sucked me
up tight, and I was at such an odd angle that it took me a distressingly
long time to find the damn off switch. Nothing good came out of that day
at all. I felt like crap. Poor sweater; poor lady. I'll bet it was funny
as hell if you were just watching though. :)
--
Michael McIntyre ---- Silvan <[email protected]>
Linux fanatic, and certified Geek; registered Linux user #243621
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Rue/5407/
"BUB 209" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Beware of a certain product that may have hazardous defects - the Human
> Brain.
> I put my Hitachi laminate trimmer to the ultimate test yesterday - got it
> caught in my flannel jacket! I was using a small cove cutting bit and
turned
> it on not realizing that the lining of my open jacket was making contact
> with the bit, it wound around tighter than a drum and stopped the motor
for
> a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
> Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
I had a 4-1/2" angle grinder attack me once! I was using a wire brush in it
and it got caught on my skirt. It wound up so fast that it slamed into my
chest and knocked the wind out of me! Pretty much destroyed the shirt, but
no damage to me at all.
Greg
Skirt, eh?
"Greg O" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "BUB 209" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> > Beware of a certain product that may have hazardous defects - the Human
> > Brain.
> > I put my Hitachi laminate trimmer to the ultimate test yesterday - got
it
> > caught in my flannel jacket! I was using a small cove cutting bit and
> turned
> > it on not realizing that the lining of my open jacket was making contact
> > with the bit, it wound around tighter than a drum and stopped the motor
> for
> > a good three seconds before I was able to shut it off. Works fine now.
> > Glad it wasn't a bigger unit.
>
> I had a 4-1/2" angle grinder attack me once! I was using a wire brush in
it
> and it got caught on my skirt. It wound up so fast that it slamed into my
> chest and knocked the wind out of me! Pretty much destroyed the shirt, but
> no damage to me at all.
> Greg
>
>
"calebsg" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Skirt, eh?
>
Damn! I hate when that happens!
Greg
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
> says...
> >
> > "calebsg" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > news:[email protected]...
> > > Skirt, eh?
> > >
> >
> > Damn! I hate when that happens!
> > Greg
> >
> >
> >
>
> Was that one of them there ferdian slips? ;-)
Something I did not plan on sharing here!
Greg
I used to work with one of those.
He was in marketing.
Art
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> shit spreader.
> j4
>
> Norman D. Crow wrote:
>
> > Be DAM* glad it wasn't a MUCH bigger tool, like, say, an unshielded PTO
> > shaft from a tractor to a *bovine defecation distributor*.
>