Sorry for the caps. I just copied and pasted. Anyhow, it started my day with
a laugh.
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS
LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER', SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A
MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND
WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING
FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT.....I'M GETTING A FAX!!'
On Jun 26, 6:06=A0pm, "stu" <[email protected]> wrote:
> So, you a joke cop? =A0Ever read a book more than once or see a movie mor=
e
> than once?
>
> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in messagenews:rtadnVLHBpQQ=
[email protected]...
>
> > Lou wrote:
>
> >> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>
> > =A0Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which o=
ne of
> > the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
> > said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" =A0To which t=
he
> > original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners=
"
>
> > --
> > If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
LOL... I'm sure he's read the PNAC documents more than once. <G>
On Jun 25, 8:38 am, Lou <[email protected]> wrote:
> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
I've heard most jokes before...at least the ones I've already
heard. ;)
R
On Jun 26, 9:21=A0am, Doug Winterburn <[email protected]> wrote:
> Mark & Juanita wrote:
> > Lou wrote:
>
> >> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>
> > =A0 Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which =
one of
> > the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
> > said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" =A0To which t=
he
> > original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners=
"
>
> I have a friend that has an 11.5 year repertoire of jokes. =A0He just
> started the 5th iteration...
ohhhwait.. I read irritation instead of iteration.
At the Lifer Section in Kingston Penitentiary, the inmates knew each
other's jokes so well, they just numbered them.
You'd hear things like "86!!" and then the entire group would break
out in laughter. "116!" and the whole gang would crack up again.
A new prisoner caught on pretty quick and was pretty much accepted by
the other lifers as one of 'them'. One day he ventured out by saying
"86!" out loud....and not a single chuckle or guffaw from anybody. He
immediately wanted to know why, when he said "86", nobody laughed, yet
when another guy did the same thing several week prior, everybody
cracked up.
He was told that "some people know how to tell a joke, and some people
don't".
On Jun 24, 2:26 pm, "JC" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I'M GETTING A FAX!!'
A variation on the theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7A5J5V7Pxs
R
stu wrote:
> So, you a joke cop? Ever read a book more than once or see a movie more
> than once?
>
Huh? How did you get that out of my comment?
>
> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Lou wrote:
>>
>>> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>>
>> Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which one
>> of
>> the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
>> said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" To which the
>> original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners"
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
Was to the ' ...heard it 10 years ago.' reply .
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> stu wrote:
>
>> So, you a joke cop? Ever read a book more than once or see a movie more
>> than once?
>>
>
> Huh? How did you get that out of my comment?
>
>>
>> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> Lou wrote:
>>>
>>>> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>>>
>>> Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which one
>>> of
>>> the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
>>> said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" To which the
>>> original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
>
> --
> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
Mark & Juanita wrote:
> Lou wrote:
>
>> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>
> Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which one of
> the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
> said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" To which the
> original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners"
>
>
>
I have a friend that has an 11.5 year repertoire of jokes. He just
started the 5th iteration...
So, you a joke cop? Ever read a book more than once or see a movie more
than once?
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Lou wrote:
>
>> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>
> Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which one of
> the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
> said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" To which the
> original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners"
>
>
>
> --
> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
stu wrote:
> Was to the ' ...heard it 10 years ago.' reply .
>
>
That reply wasn't mine. Your reply appeared to be directed at mine.
>
>
> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> stu wrote:
>>
>>> So, you a joke cop? Ever read a book more than once or see a movie more
>>> than once?
>>>
>>
>> Huh? How did you get that out of my comment?
>>
>>>
>>> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]...
>>>> Lou wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>>>>
>>>> Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which one
>>>> of
>>>> the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
>>>> said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" To which the
>>>> original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new
>>>> listeners"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
>>
>> --
>> If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
RicodJour wrote:
> On Jun 25, 8:38 am, Lou <[email protected]> wrote:
>> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
>
> I've heard most jokes before...at least the ones I've already
> heard. ;)
>
> R
heard that before....
:-)
Lou wrote:
> I hate to say it but I heard that 10 years ago.
Many, many years ago, I read a comic strip called "Gordo" in which one of
the characters was telling joke to someone and another character
said, "You've been telling that joke for years, it's old" To which the
original character replied, "There are no new jokes, only new listeners"
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough