A letter to the Men's Helpline:
Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up;
she
goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for
her
when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night
about
midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she
got
out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties
out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched
behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard
engine
mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to
replace
it?