When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
crocodilidae.
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
David Havenner, 41, of Port Orange, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor
charges of battery and possession of an alligator, said Linda Pruitt,
spokeswoman for the State Attorney's Office. He changed his earlier plea of
not guilty, she said Wednesday.
He was sentenced to six month in jail with 48 days credit for time served
during the Sept. 1 hearing, according to court records.
Sheriff's officials said Havenner was keeping the 3-foot gator in his
bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, 39, during an argument
on July 16.
Monico told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then
grabbed the gator and swung it at her as she tried to escape. The gator
struck Monico at least once, after which time Havenner threw empty beer
bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home, she told
investigators.
Havenner told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset
that they had run out of alcohol.
The alligator was later released into the St. Johns River, wildlife
commission officials said.
Can you believe it. They charged him with ownig the croc but not with
cruelty to animals. I mean really crocs aren't clubs.
D. Mo
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
> crocodilidae.
>
> DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
> during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
>
> David Havenner, 41, of Port Orange, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor
> charges of battery and possession of an alligator, said Linda Pruitt,
> spokeswoman for the State Attorney's Office. He changed his earlier plea
of
> not guilty, she said Wednesday.
>
> He was sentenced to six month in jail with 48 days credit for time served
> during the Sept. 1 hearing, according to court records.
>
> Sheriff's officials said Havenner was keeping the 3-foot gator in his
> bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, 39, during an
argument
> on July 16.
>
> Monico told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then
> grabbed the gator and swung it at her as she tried to escape. The gator
> struck Monico at least once, after which time Havenner threw empty beer
> bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home, she told
> investigators.
>
> Havenner told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset
> that they had run out of alcohol.
>
> The alligator was later released into the St. Johns River, wildlife
> commission officials said.
>
>
Just another example of good trailer trash gone bad.
Puff
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote in message =
news:[email protected]...
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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 14:54:38 -0700, Mark & Juanita
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:57:43 -0500, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
>>crocodilidae.
>>
>>DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
>>during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
>>
>... snip
>>bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home,
>
> That pretty much says it all right there. [I hear a country song
>warming up in the background - gotta go]
Hey! You leave Daytona Beach out of this! That could have happened
anywhere...in Florida...or Alabama...or...
(I live in Ormond Beach, the next town up. Just don't like being
painted with that wide a brush)
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LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
"gw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> Hey, I'm a charter member of the NRA. (National Reptile Association)
> You are infringing on my Second Amendment Rights
> Crocodiles don't kill people, ........oh, wait.
>
Can you get a CAL (concealed alligator license) in Florida?
In article <[email protected]>,
Frank Ketchum <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"gw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>> Hey, I'm a charter member of the NRA. (National Reptile Association)
>> You are infringing on my Second Amendment Rights
>> Crocodiles don't kill people, ........oh, wait.
>>
>
>Can you get a CAL (concealed alligator license) in Florida?
Doesn't matter. _Carrying_ is illegal regardless. You have to take 'em out
using a leash.
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:57:43 -0500, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
>>crocodilidae.
>>
>>DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
>>during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
>>
> ... snip
>>bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home,
>
> That pretty much says it all right there. [I hear a country song
> warming up in the background - gotta go]
"If I'da Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out By Now."
"I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling."
"I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better."
"She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles."
"She's Looking Better After Every Beer."
and the classic:
"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine."
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Bob Schmall wrote:
>> When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
>> crocodilidae.
>>
> [snip]
>> The alligator was later released into the St. Johns River, wildlife
>> commission officials said.
>
> See ya later alligator...
>
> ["Somebody had to", he whined]
But why you?
"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> You will all be excited to know that a 100lb alligator snapping turtle was
> pulled from a pond in O.C. yesterday. The pond was to be drained,
> dredged, and generally refurbished for genteel use (and no, that does not
> mean that Jews are excluded). Anyway, some folks were netting the
> crappie, catfish, and bass before draining when they netted "old Bob". Ah
> the stuff of dreams. He will be sent back east somewhere to a board and
> care facility for middle aged snappers.
> mahalo,
> jo4hn
"Old Bob" eh?
I like it.
"Bob Schmall" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
> crocodilidae.
>
> DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
> during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
>
> David Havenner, 41, of Port Orange, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor
> charges of battery and possession of an alligator, said Linda Pruitt,
> spokeswoman for the State Attorney's Office. He changed his earlier plea
of
> not guilty, she said Wednesday.
>
> He was sentenced to six month in jail with 48 days credit for time served
> during the Sept. 1 hearing, according to court records.
>
> Sheriff's officials said Havenner was keeping the 3-foot gator in his
> bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, 39, during an
argument
> on July 16.
>
> Monico told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then
> grabbed the gator and swung it at her as she tried to escape. The gator
> struck Monico at least once, after which time Havenner threw empty beer
> bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home, she told
> investigators.
>
> Havenner told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset
> that they had run out of alcohol.
>
> The alligator was later released into the St. Johns River, wildlife
> commission officials said.
>
>
Hey, I'm a charter member of the NRA. (National Reptile Association)
You are infringing on my Second Amendment Rights
Crocodiles don't kill people, ........oh, wait.
You will all be excited to know that a 100lb alligator snapping turtle
was pulled from a pond in O.C. yesterday. The pond was to be drained,
dredged, and generally refurbished for genteel use (and no, that does
not mean that Jews are excluded). Anyway, some folks were netting the
crappie, catfish, and bass before draining when they netted "old Bob".
Ah the stuff of dreams. He will be sent back east somewhere to a board
and care facility for middle aged snappers.
mahalo,
jo4hn
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 14:12:50 +0000, [email protected] (Robert
Bonomi) wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
>Frank Ketchum <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>"gw" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>> Hey, I'm a charter member of the NRA. (National Reptile Association)
>>> You are infringing on my Second Amendment Rights
>>> Crocodiles don't kill people, ........oh, wait.
>>>
>>
>>Can you get a CAL (concealed alligator license) in Florida?
>
>Doesn't matter. _Carrying_ is illegal
And would probably qualify one for a Darwin award (or at least prevent
the person so carrying from polluting the gene pool)
> regardless. You have to take 'em out
>using a leash.
<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> Beats the alternative!
>
Shoes?
Handbag?
Belt?
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 17:37:46 -0500, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>> That pretty much says it all right there. [I hear a country song
>> warming up in the background - gotta go]
The Cramps - "Do the Gator"
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 17:37:46 -0500, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:57:43 -0500, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
>>>crocodilidae.
>>>
>>>DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
>>>during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
>>>
>> ... snip
>>>bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home,
>>
>> That pretty much says it all right there. [I hear a country song
>> warming up in the background - gotta go]
>
>"If I'da Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out By Now."
>
>"I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling."
>
>"I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better."
>
>"She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles."
>
>"She's Looking Better After Every Beer."
>
>and the classic:
>"I Hate Every Bone In Your Body But Mine."
>
>
I was thinking something along the lines of:
"I Hit Her With My Gator, Now I've Lost My Trailer"
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 20:39:44 -0700, Mark & Juanita
<[email protected]> wrote:
> I was thinking something along the lines of:
>
>"I Hit Her With My Gator, Now I've Lost My Trailer"
In this part of the country, we ask:
Q: "What does a tornado and a divorce lawyer have in common?"
A: "They both mean someone's going to lose a trailer."
- -
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
Beats the alternative!
On Sat, 11 Sep 2004 15:22:21 GMT, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>
>"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> You will all be excited to know that a 100lb alligator snapping turtle was
>> pulled from a pond in O.C. yesterday. The pond was to be drained,
>> dredged, and generally refurbished for genteel use (and no, that does not
>> mean that Jews are excluded). Anyway, some folks were netting the
>> crappie, catfish, and bass before draining when they netted "old Bob". Ah
>> the stuff of dreams. He will be sent back east somewhere to a board and
>> care facility for middle aged snappers.
>> mahalo,
>> jo4hn
>
>"Old Bob" eh?
>I like it.
>
On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 10:57:43 -0500, "Bob Schmall" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>When will the carnage stop? We must have federal control on ownership of
>crocodilidae.
>
>DAYTONA BEACH, Fla.(AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend
>during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.
>
... snip
>bottles at her and then kicked her out of their mobile home,
That pretty much says it all right there. [I hear a country song
warming up in the background - gotta go]