http://64.233.179.104/translate_c?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&langpair=de%7Cen&u=http://www.baumarkt.de/b_markt/service/klappstuhl.htm&prev=/language_tools
Looks like it's knocked off from another site, that I think did it
better than this one.
JOAT
I am not paranoid. I do not "think" people are after me. I "know" damn
well they're after me.