Buy a box of nails, a hammer, a 2x4, a blindfold and go to town driving
nails.
"Carl Dau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>
> But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>
> So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
> on my slaves???
>
> Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
In article <[email protected]>,
Carl Dau <[email protected]> wrote:
>I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>
>But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>
>So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
>on my slaves???
have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.
On Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:03:18 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau
<[email protected]> wrote:
>I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>
>But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>
>So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
>on my slaves???
>
>Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
Drop a line to cia.gov they have plans for many of the devices you
need.
Jack
Robert Bonomi wrote:
> In article
> <[email protected]>,
> Carl Dau <[email protected]> wrote:
>> I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>>
>> But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>>
>> So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
>> on my slaves???
>
> have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
> Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.
_Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.
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"J. Clarke" <[email protected]> wrote in news:fp2rni06p4
@news2.newsguy.com:
> Robert Bonomi wrote:
>> In article
>> <[email protected]>,
>> Carl Dau <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>>>
>>> But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>>>
>>> So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
>>> on my slaves???
>>
>> have your slaves do precision wooden object construction.
>> Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.
>
> _Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.
Or worse yet, Lowes plywood.
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"Edwin Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Carl Dau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>>
>> But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>>
>> So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
>> on my slaves???
>>
>> Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
>
> Hi Carl.
>
> How is school? I see you are in the fifth grade now and your mommy let
> you use the computer. Soon, you'll be old enough to masturbate and that
> will be even more fun that posting to newsgroups.
>
"Carl Dau" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
>
> But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
>
> So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain
> on my slaves???
>
> Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
Hi Carl.
How is school? I see you are in the fifth grade now and your mommy let you
use the computer. Soon, you'll be old enough to masturbate and that will be
even more fun that posting to newsgroups.