A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it...this is
one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be
good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a
gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and
asks, "Can you top that?"
The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
there."
--
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country
against his government." --Edward Abbey
"Larry Jaques" wrote:
>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
> One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
> gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
>
> The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it...this
> is
> one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be
> good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a
> gun. Who wants to try out first?"
>
> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
> and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
> snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she
> throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>
> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
> starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss
> her
> entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>
> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer
> and
> asks, "Can you top that?"
>
> The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
> there."
-------------------------
Touche
Lew
"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> "Larry Jaques" wrote:
>
>>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
>> One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
>> gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
>>
>> The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it...this is
>> one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be
>> good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a
>> gun. Who wants to try out first?"
>>
>> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
>> and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
>> snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she
>> throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>>
>> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
>> starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
>> entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>>
>> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
>> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and
>> asks, "Can you top that?"
>>
>> The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
>> there."
> -------------------------
> Touche
No touching ...
"Larry Jaques" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:52:58 -0800, "Lobby Dosser"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>>
>>> "Larry Jaques" wrote:
>>>
>>>>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
>>>> One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
>>>> gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
>>>>
>>>> The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it...this is
>>>> one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be
>>>> good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a
>>>> gun. Who wants to try out first?"
>>>>
>>>> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
>>>> and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
>>>> snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she
>>>> throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>>>>
>>>> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
>>>> starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
>>>> entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>>>>
>>>> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
>>>> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and
>>>> asks, "Can you top that?"
>>>>
>>>> The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
>>>> there."
>>> -------------------------
>>> Touche
>>
>>No touching ...
>
> As we say in France, "If you can't join 'em, lick 'em!"
>
You don't know where t's been!
> --
> The more passions and desires one has,
> the more ways one has of being happy.
> -- Charlotte-Catherine
--
Ever wonder why doctors, dentists and lawyers have to Practice so much? Ever
wonder why you let them Practice on You?
On Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:52:58 -0800, "Lobby Dosser"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>"Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>>
>> "Larry Jaques" wrote:
>>
>>>A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
>>> One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
>>> gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
>>>
>>> The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it...this is
>>> one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be
>>> good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a
>>> gun. Who wants to try out first?"
>>>
>>> The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
>>> and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to
>>> snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she
>>> throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
>>>
>>> The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
>>> starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her
>>> entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>>>
>>> The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
>>> display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and
>>> asks, "Can you top that?"
>>>
>>> The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of
>>> there."
>> -------------------------
>> Touche
>
>No touching ...
As we say in France, "If you can't join 'em, lick 'em!"
--
The more passions and desires one has,
the more ways one has of being happy.
-- Charlotte-Catherine