Norm had always wanted to try out one of those phones on the seat back
in the airplane, and since the dweebs at rec.wooddorking were paying
the freight, he indulged himself.
"Yeah, yeah, the Cabal has the money - I'm trying to give you my
account number, dweeb."
(Norm listens to the peeping for a bit and then begins to shout.)
"I've got them profiled. They are disturbed white males between the
ages of twelve and fifteen, without girlfriends."
(More peeping.)
"I saw one in the bathroom before I got on the plane. I said, "Well,
look at that, little Kook - it looks just like a penis, only smaller.
The little Kook ran out of the room."
(Even more peeping.)
"I know they're bothering you. But hell, they're really attacking
Vito, who sorta pissed all over the Wreck a while back - why should
you care?"
(Strident peeping.)
"You want to maintain order? On the Wreck?
You know that I have a guaranteed minimum on this, right?"
(Chirpy peeping, leaidng to a gasp.)
"OK Dude, I'll check in with you when I land."
Tom Watson - Freedonia
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 07:00:11 +0100, LRod
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:45:36 +0100, LRod
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
>>>missing, the first one or the second one.
>>
>>Did you have Duk Soup?
>
>Only when we had a Night at the Opra. Hah! That's where that "e" needs
>to go! I don't know what you're going to do for your "c."
I knew you was a Marxist.
"All Hail Marx and Lennon!" (Tm fst)
On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:34:41 GMT, Ba r r y
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:42:49 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>Tom Watson - Freedonia
>
>Do you live near Valkenvania?
>
>Barry
No, that's closer to Anhedonia.
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:42:49 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Tom Watson - Freedonia
Do you live near Valkenvania?
Barry
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:42:59 -0500, "Lee Gordon"
<[email protected]> wrote:
><<Tom Watson - Freedonia>>
I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
missing, the first one or the second one.
--
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:45:36 +0100, LRod
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
>>missing, the first one or the second one.
>
>Did you have Duk Soup?
Only when we had a Night at the Opra. Hah! That's where that "e" needs
to go! I don't know what you're going to do for your "c."
--
LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 12:45:36 +0100, LRod
<[email protected]> wrote:
>
>I used to live there, but it only has one "e". I'm not sure which is
>missing, the first one or the second one.
Did you have Duk Soup?
(watson - who's thinking of taking up a collection so as to buy a
coupla letters from Vanna.)
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:34:41 +0000, Ba r r y wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:42:49 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>Tom Watson - Freedonia
>
> Do you live near Valkenvania?
Dunno, but it's very close to Tomania.
--
Joe Wells
On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:40:13 -0500, the inscrutable Tom Watson
<[email protected]> spake:
>(watson - who's thinking of taking up a collection so as to buy a
>coupla letters from Vanna.)
I can think of a coupla other things I'd rather have from Vanna.
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 21:21:24 -0600, Joe Wells <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Dunno, but it's very close to Tomania.
Used to be a restaurant around here we called Ptomainia.
Closed.
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
[Repost from rec.woodworking, home of Vito Kuhn]
Tom Watson wrote in <[email protected]>:
> Norm had always wanted to try out one of those phones on the seat back
> in the airplane, and since the dweebs at rec.wooddorking were paying
> the freight, he indulged himself.
>
> "Yeah, yeah, the Cabal has the money - I'm trying to give you my
> account number, dweeb."
>
> (Norm listens to the peeping for a bit and then begins to shout.)
>
> "I've got them profiled. They are disturbed white males between the
> ages of twelve and fifteen, without girlfriends."
>
> (More peeping.)
>
> "I saw one in the bathroom before I got on the plane. I said, "Well,
> look at that, little Kook - it looks just like a penis, only smaller.
> The little Kook ran out of the room."
>
> (Even more peeping.)
>
> "I know they're bothering you. But hell, they're really attacking
> Vito, who sorta pissed all over the Wreck a while back - why should
> you care?"
>
> (Strident peeping.)
>
> "You want to maintain order? On the Wreck?
>
> You know that I have a guaranteed minimum on this, right?"
>
> (Chirpy peeping, leaidng to a gasp.)
>
> "OK Dude, I'll check in with you when I land."
>
>
> Tom Watson - Freedonia