Enjoy
Lew
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What religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of Macys and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for
my
wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.?
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
types of
bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.?
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
them.
The saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts
the
fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, the
Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
stood
for, it is about time you became informed!
(A}
Almost Boobs...
{B}
Barely there....
{C}
Can't Complain!..
{D}
Dang!...
{DD}
Double dang!...
{E}
Enormous!...
{F}
Fake...
{G}
Get a Reduction...
{H}
Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...
BTW, they forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
MikeWhy wrote:
> "Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> Enjoy
>> [...]
>>> BTW, they forgot the German bra.
>>> Holtzemfromfloppen
>>
>> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal
>> meaning of which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more
>> formally, "bosom holder").
>
> Heh. Rednecks just call 'em tank tops.
No we don't. We call 'em a "challenge" (although, admittedly, not much of
one - or two).
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 22:31:04 -0600, Mark & Juanita wrote
(in article <[email protected]>):
>
> Engineering grad. Not a whole lot of females in engineering when I was
> going to school (there were a few, and most of those few were not only good
> looking, but smart). Arts & Parties classes though -- the F/M ratio was
> much better.
>
>
The local engineering/tech school where it was heard:
The male/female ratio here is about 3:1, but pound for pound it's about
even....
-Bruce
In article <[email protected]>,
Lew Hodgett <[email protected]> wrote:
> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
> stood
Hmmm, seem to remember seeing that a while back - with pictures!
In article <[email protected]>,=20
[email protected] says...
> In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett" <sai=
[email protected]> wrote:
> >Enjoy
> [...]
> >BTW, they forgot the German bra.
> >Holtzemfromfloppen
>=20
> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal meaning of=
=20
> which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally, "bosom=
=20
> holder").
>=20
Not Boesenhalter (that would be something or someone to hold onto nasty=20
people) but
B=FCstenhalter or Buestenhalter. Essential information, I am sure ... <g>
'B=FCste' equals bust in English (and that includes statuary)=20
-P.
"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>
>> "Doug Miller" wrote:
>>
>>> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal
>>> meaning of
>>> which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally,
>>> "bosom
>>> holder").
>>
>> Maybe so but somehow think my German grandparents, who settled in
>> Indiana would have had no problems with "Holtzemfromfloppen".
>
> Apparently not working so well for this one:
> <http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596>
>
> Yes, it's California.
>
OMG! I am going to scratch my eyes out... and stick a 2x4 in my ears! That
my friend, was painful
markndawoods
Jack Stein wrote:
> Mark & Juanita wrote:
>> Jack Stein wrote:
>
>>> That was pretty ugly, but, for any normal male that punished himself
>>> enough to go to college, this one brings back fond memories. Those that
>>> didn't go to college can see what it was like investing just 3 minutes
>>> of your time:
>>>
>>> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
>
>> Yeah, that trying to keep one's eyes open during some of those lectures
>> was sometimes a killer.
>
> The whole video hit home with me, the doodling, the lame professor. It
> was more legs than boobs though, as the mini-skirt was just coming in
> when I was looking for something to do other than sleep and doodle
> during class...
>
Engineering grad. Not a whole lot of females in engineering when I was
going to school (there were a few, and most of those few were not only good
looking, but smart). Arts & Parties classes though -- the F/M ratio was
much better.
--
There is never a situation where having more rounds is a disadvantage
Rob Leatham
"Doug Miller" wrote:
> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal
> meaning of
> which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally,
> "bosom
> holder").
Maybe so but somehow think my German grandparents, who settled in
Indiana would have had no problems with "Holtzemfromfloppen".
Lew Hodgett wrote:
> "Doug Miller" wrote:
>
>> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal
>> meaning of
>> which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally,
>> "bosom
>> holder").
>
> Maybe so but somehow think my German grandparents, who settled in
> Indiana would have had no problems with "Holtzemfromfloppen".
Apparently not working so well for this one:
<http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596>
Yes, it's California.
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
Jack Stein wrote:
> J. Clarke wrote:
>
>>>> <http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596>
>>>>
>>>> Yes, it's California.
>>>>
>>> OMG! I am going to scratch my eyes out... and stick a 2x4 in my ears!
>>> That my friend, was painful
>>
>> I hope she's into S&M. Put a gag in her mouth and she's not too bad.
>
> That was pretty ugly, but, for any normal male that punished himself
> enough to go to college, this one brings back fond memories. Those that
> didn't go to college can see what it was like investing just 3 minutes
> of your time:
>
> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
>
Yeah, that trying to keep one's eyes open during some of those lectures
was sometimes a killer.
--
If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough
In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Enjoy
[...]
>BTW, they forgot the German bra.
>Holtzemfromfloppen
FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal meaning of
which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally, "bosom
holder").
In article <[email protected]>, Roy Smith <[email protected]> wrote:
>I have a vague feeling I may have heard this here, recently, but what the
>heck...
>
>Did you hear about the two dislexic guys who walked into a bra?
Then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake at night,
wondering if there was a dog.
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Enjoy
> [...]
>>BTW, they forgot the German bra.
>>Holtzemfromfloppen
>
> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal meaning of
> which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally, "bosom
> holder").
Heh. Rednecks just call 'em tank tops.
Markndawoods wrote:
> "Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> Lew Hodgett wrote:
>>
>>> "Doug Miller" wrote:
>>>
>>>> FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal
>>>> meaning of
>>>> which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally,
>>>> "bosom
>>>> holder").
>>>
>>> Maybe so but somehow think my German grandparents, who settled in
>>> Indiana would have had no problems with "Holtzemfromfloppen".
>>
>> Apparently not working so well for this one:
>> <http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596>
>>
>> Yes, it's California.
>>
>
> OMG! I am going to scratch my eyes out... and stick a 2x4 in my ears!
> That my friend, was painful
I hope she's into S&M. Put a gag in her mouth and she's not too bad.
J. Clarke wrote:
>>> <http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917596>
>>>
>>> Yes, it's California.
>>>
>> OMG! I am going to scratch my eyes out... and stick a 2x4 in my ears!
>> That my friend, was painful
>
> I hope she's into S&M. Put a gag in her mouth and she's not too bad.
That was pretty ugly, but, for any normal male that punished himself
enough to go to college, this one brings back fond memories. Those that
didn't go to college can see what it was like investing just 3 minutes
of your time:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
--
Jack
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Mark & Juanita wrote:
> Jack Stein wrote:
>> That was pretty ugly, but, for any normal male that punished himself
>> enough to go to college, this one brings back fond memories. Those that
>> didn't go to college can see what it was like investing just 3 minutes
>> of your time:
>>
>> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1813834
> Yeah, that trying to keep one's eyes open during some of those lectures
> was sometimes a killer.
The whole video hit home with me, the doodling, the lame professor. It
was more legs than boobs though, as the mini-skirt was just coming in
when I was looking for something to do other than sleep and doodle
during class...
--
Jack
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http://jbstein.com
Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 22:31:04 -0600, Mark & Juanita wrote
> (in article <[email protected]>):
>
>>
>> Engineering grad. Not a whole lot of females in engineering when
>> I was going to school (there were a few, and most of those few were
>> not only good looking, but smart). Arts & Parties classes though --
>> the F/M ratio was much better.
>>
>>
>
> The local engineering/tech school where it was heard:
>
> The male/female ratio here is about 3:1, but pound for pound it's
> about even....
Not the case at Georgia Tech, at least not in the late '70s. I remember one
of the female students worked summers as an instructor at the Colorado
Outward Bound. And while she was a damned fine specimen of womanhood she
wasn't the best built in the department.
J. Clarke wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
>> On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 22:31:04 -0600, Mark & Juanita wrote
>> (in article <[email protected]>):
>>
>>> Engineering grad. Not a whole lot of females in engineering when
>>> I was going to school (there were a few, and most of those few were
>>> not only good looking, but smart). Arts & Parties classes though --
>>> the F/M ratio was much better.
>> The local engineering/tech school where it was heard:
>>
>> The male/female ratio here is about 3:1, but pound for pound it's
>> about even....
>
> Not the case at Georgia Tech, at least not in the late '70s. I remember one
> of the female students worked summers as an instructor at the Colorado
> Outward Bound. And while she was a damned fine specimen of womanhood she
> wasn't the best built in the department.
Also not the case for Carnegie Tech, now Carnegie Mellon. They are
known for engineering and science but brought in the arts and drama so
the nerds had something to look at. Plenty of Hollywood starlets went
there, and plenty more wanna bees.
--
Jack
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in 109794 20090728 034254 [email protected] (Doug Miller) wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>, "Lew Hodgett" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>Enjoy
>[...]
>>BTW, they forgot the German bra.
>>Holtzemfromfloppen
>
>FWIW, the German word for bra is "Boesenhalter" -- the literal meaning of
>which, in colloquial English, is "boob holder" (or, more formally, "bosom
>holder").
Surely that should be "büstenhalter"?
"Doug Miller" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> In article <[email protected]>, Roy Smith
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>I have a vague feeling I may have heard this here, recently, but what the
>>heck...
>>
>>Did you hear about the two dislexic guys who walked into a bra?
>
> Then there was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake at night,
> wondering if there was a dog.
Or the rallying cry of dyslexics.
"Dyslexics Untie!"