WARNING!!!
The following is racist, xenophobic, intolerant, rude, politically
incorrect, smartassed, klownhammering, quixotic, semi-plagiaristical,
quasi-mystical, and - most importantly - OFF TOPIC!!!
If you are easily offended - bugger off then!
CAMEL LOT: A MUSICAL
"I WONDER WHAT BIN LADEN IS DOING TONIGHT?"
BIN LADEN:
I know what my people are thinking tonight,
As home through the bomb smoke they wander.
Ev'ryone smiling in secret delight,
They stare at my cave and they ponder.
Whenever the stench blows this way,
You can hear the mujahidin say:
I wonder what Bin Laden is doing tonight?
What devilment is Bin Laden pursuing tonight?
The candles in the cave, they never burned as bright.
I wonder what Bin Laden is up to tonight?
How goes the final hour
As he makes his grab for power
The Grand Klegal is illegally prepared?
Well, I'll tell you what Bin Laden is doing tonight:
He's scared! He's scared!
You mean that a Muslim, on the wagon
Who hacked up the great American dragon,
Goes to his bed in terror and distress?
Yes!
A psycho who's so calm in battle
Even his prayer beads do not rattle
Faces the nighttime petrified with fright?
Right!
You mean that appalling clamoring
That sounds like a Blackhawk hammering
Is merely the banging of his boney knees?
Please!
You wonder what Bin Laden is wishing tonight?
He's wishing he were in Riyadh swishing tonight!
What occupies his mind that hears those that have died?
He's searching high and low for some place to hide.
And oh, the expectation,
The sublime anticipation
He must feel about the endless night to come.
Well, I'll tell you what Bin laden is feeling tonight:
He's numb!
He shakes!
He quails! He quakes!
And that's what Bin Laden is doing tonight.
"CAMEL LOT"
BIN LADEN:
It's true! It's true! The Koran makes it clear.
The infidel must be killed all the year.
A law was made a distant moon ago here:
No matter what the month it is too hot.
And there's a law against us having snow here
In Camel Lot.
Now Christmas is forbidden in December
And Easter, March or April gets you shot.
We worship the eleventh of September
In Camel Lot.
Camel Lot! Camel Lot!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Camel Lot, Camel Lot
That's how conditions are.
The bombs go off from sunrise until sundown.
By eight, the blue-eyed devils disappear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camel Lot.
Camel Lot! Camel Lot!
I know it gives a mullah pause,
But in Camel Lot, Camel Lot
Those are the holy laws.
The bodies turn to slush upon the roadside.
By nine p.m. the nightfighters appear.
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camel Lot.
(Now, what to do with, "What Do The Simple Folk Do?"?)
(Coming soon to an off-off-off-off broadway venue, or a nasty little
pub near you.)
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
Bin Laden is only one of many worries we have these days. I think his
name only persists because it's one of easier ones to spell. :-)
London on Thursday; Beirut on Friday; and now Egypt at 1:15 a.m.
Saturday...
"As many as seven explosions struck the Red Sea resort of Sharm
el-Sheik on the southern tip of the Sinai Peninsula early Saturday,
targeting several hotels and killing at least 25 people, witnesses and
police said."
The hard rain's a-fallin'.
God help us, every one!
In article <[email protected]>,
Dhakala <[email protected]> wrote:
> The hard rain's a-fallin'.
This isn't a hard rain.
We're seeing a desperate foe accelerating his agenda. This is probably
a good thing in the long run.
For a very interesting perspective on why the Islamofascists are
stepping things up in west, see Victor David Hansen's recent essay "And
Then They Came After Us"
<http://www.victorhanson.com/articles/hanson072205.html>
Yes, VDH's bias and POV is obvious. Read his essay and consider his
arguments seriously.
djb
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In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
>
> CAMEL LOT: A MUSICAL
>
OK Tom, you've outdone yourself this time. Quit now, you'll never match
this one :-).
I bow in awe before the master.
--
BNSF = Build Now, Seep Forever
Tom Watson (in [email protected]) said:
| (Now, what to do with, "What Do The Simple Folk Do?"?)
They send their kids "care packages" with
body armor
GPS units
and FRS handi-talkies
And they hope their kids return home
alive
whole in mind and body
and on time
And 51% voted for the guys who like
a good preemptive war
to neutralize all those nasty WMDs
(chemical
biological
radiological)
and whose strategy to defeat the
enemies of democracy
is a "Patriot" Act
and an "intelligence" conglomeration
that in combination
would have been a master-stroke
for the good old
NKVD/KGB
| (Coming soon to an off-off-off-off broadway venue, or a nasty little
| pub near you.)
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Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/solar.html