....Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results
of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a
one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when
wrong....
"mac davis" wrote :
> "Upscale" wrote:
>
>>....Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results
>>of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
>>and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
>>
>>The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
>>
>>To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a
>>one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
>>weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
>>emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
>>nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when
>>wrong....
>>
>>
> Haven't noticed the symptoms above (yet) but I do know that after years of
> beer
> consumption, I've become a lesbian...
> Guys just don't appeal to me at all..
ROTFL ...
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On Sun, 9 Nov 2008 17:49:10 -0500, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
>....Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results
>of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer,
>and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.
>
>The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
>
>To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a
>one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
>weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly
>emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
>nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when
>wrong....
>
>
Haven't noticed the symptoms above (yet) but I do know that after years of beer
consumption, I've become a lesbian...
Guys just don't appeal to me at all..
mac
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