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[email protected] (NashRulz)

29/10/2003 3:23 PM

Is Halloween a good holiday to abandon your family?

I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
unfinished bike on the living room floor?


This topic has 10 replies

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"Scott"

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

31/10/2003 8:42 PM

Scott wrote...
> NashRulz wrote...
> > I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
> > been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
> > run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
> > parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
> > really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
> > thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
> > Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
> > ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
> > dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
> > trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
> > going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
> > treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
> > is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
> > could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
> > will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
> > certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
> > unfinished bike on the living room floor?
>
> NO! It's your place, isn't it? Take them on a vacation someplace,
> maybe Canada or Mexico even, make up an excuse to be gone for about 10
> days--but that you're "coming back"--sneak back and sell the place
> quick, then run with the dough!

Another idea would be at Thanksgiving. It would be your way of saying "Thanks"!


JP

John Pertwee

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

29/10/2003 6:16 PM

On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 17:29:27 -0600, John Pertwee
<[email protected]> wrote:

>On 29 Oct 2003 15:23:54 -0800, [email protected] (NashRulz) wrote:
>
>>I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
>>been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
>>run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
>>parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
>>really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
>>thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
>>Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
>>ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
>>dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
>>trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
>>going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
>>treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
>>is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
>>could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
>>will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
>>certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
>>unfinished bike on the living room floor?
>
>
>
At last, Eagles Wings returns to APWW.



--

"If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I do with the bodies?"

John Pertwee

sS

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

30/10/2003 7:50 AM

NashRulz wrote...
> I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
> been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
> run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
> parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
> really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
> thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
> Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
> ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
> dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
> trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
> going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
> treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
> is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
> could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
> will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
> certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
> unfinished bike on the living room floor?

NO! It's your place, isn't it? Take them on a vacation someplace,
maybe Canada or Mexico even, make up an excuse to be gone for about 10
days--but that you're "coming back"--sneak back and sell the place
quick, then run with the dough!

EW

"Eagles Wings"

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

29/10/2003 4:06 PM


"John Pertwee" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On 29 Oct 2003 15:23:54 -0800, [email protected] (NashRulz) wrote:
>
> >I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
> >been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
> >run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
> >parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
> >really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
> >thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
> >Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
> >ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
> >dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
> >trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
> >going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
> >treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
> >is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
> >could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
> >will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
> >certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
> >unfinished bike on the living room floor?
>
>
>
> At last, Eagles Wings returns to APPW.
>
>
>
> --
>
> "If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I do with the
bodies?"
>
> John Pertwee

There's only one P, John.


~Eagles Wings

RC

Richard Cranium

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

29/10/2003 5:32 PM

First. Quit cross posting.
Second. I'll sit back and see how many fish ya' get :-)


On 29 Oct 2003 15:23:54 -0800, [email protected] (NashRulz) babbled:

>I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
>been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
>run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
>parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
>really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
>thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
>Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
>ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
>dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
>trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
>going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
>treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
>is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
>could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
>will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
>certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
>unfinished bike on the living room floor?

BS

"Bob S."

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

29/10/2003 11:30 PM

go jump off a tall.....

JP

John Pertwee

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

29/10/2003 5:29 PM

On 29 Oct 2003 15:23:54 -0800, [email protected] (NashRulz) wrote:

>I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
>been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
>run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
>parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
>really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
>thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
>Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
>ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
>dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
>trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
>going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
>treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
>is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
>could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
>will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
>certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
>unfinished bike on the living room floor?



At last, Eagles Wings returns to APPW.



--

"If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I do with the bodies?"

John Pertwee

Mm

"Mikey_Pee"

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

30/10/2003 7:42 AM


"NashRulz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
> been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
> run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
> parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
> really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
> thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
> Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
> ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
> dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
> trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
> going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
> treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
> is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
> could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
> will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
> certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
> unfinished bike on the living room floor?

Run away!! Leave the family and fuck off! It's obvious this aint real so
what's the point in giving good advice?

Hs

"Halon1211"

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

29/10/2003 6:37 PM

First, cross-posting sucks.

Second, if you're making this up to see how many people like me you can tick
off, then you're a sick puppy.

Third, if you're for real, then my advice is suck it up and be a man.
Otherwise, save everyone some trouble and shoot yourself in the head with
the largest caliber weapon possible.

"NashRulz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
> been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
> run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
> parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
> really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
> thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
> Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
> ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
> dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
> trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
> going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
> treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
> is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
> could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
> will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
> certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
> unfinished bike on the living room floor?

MB

"Mr Bo Jangles"

in reply to [email protected] (NashRulz) on 29/10/2003 3:23 PM

30/10/2003 11:46 AM


"NashRulz" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I can't take it anymore. Family life ain't what it use to be. I have
> been looking for the best moment to walk out that door on a cigarette
> run or something and never look back. I heard from some of my absentee
> parent friends that it is best to leave around a holiday because that
> really hammers home the message "I ain't coming back." Now, I was
> thinking about splitting on Columbus day, but I thought hell we ain't
> Italian, so really are the little ones going to really give a rat's
> ass. So, now I am thinking Halloween. My oldest has always liked
> dressing up and having his mother and I take him and his little sister
> trick or treating. It is a real family event, fun, I am definitely
> going to miss it. So, I was thinking we could all go out trick or
> treating this year (the boy is going as the Hulk and my little angel
> is going as a princess) and when we get about four streets over I
> could say that I forgot the camera and make my get away. I think this
> will be something that will stay with them for awhile. But, I am not
> certain. Should I wait until Christmas and leave that morning, with an
> unfinished bike on the living room floor?


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>If you really want to make a statement, fake a suicide in front of them.
This has to be carefully executed so that when you are taken to the hospital
you can somehow escape leaving them in the waiting room pondering weather
or not daddy is going to make it. Christmas is the best time to do this,
possibly while the gifts are being open. While your son is ripping into his
presents shout out, "Billy (whateverthelittlebastardsnameis) daddy is gay!"
Pull out a gun/knife/popsicle stick and jam it into your throat. You might
want to read up on this part of the anatomy as so you don't hit any vitals.
Or you can actually go through with it for a better results. Bottom line is,
your wife will wonder if she turned you gay, Billy will have a complex and
you will have a chance to leave them at their lowest point.

Good luck!
Mr BoJanglez


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