This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open when she
came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good looking
muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He sprayed
some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While she was
watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took all the
money from her purse.
She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on Saturday.
She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
HA!
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:03:07 -0700, the blithe spirit Mark & Juanita
<[email protected]> clearly indicated:
>On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:45:52 GMT, "Clint" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>She kept going back to see the "young very good looking muscular 20 year old
>>man with no shirt", dude. It's an old joke, although I've heard it as a
>>topless 20 year old blonde with big hooters instead (obligatory woody
>>content here, to get it back on topic).
>
> Wondering why your wife would be interested in a topless 20 year old
>blonde with big hooters.
If his wife is that way, he should sit back and enjoy the show.
I know I would, even though I'm a Confucian. (More than mouthful
wasted. & One in mouth worth two in hand.) <domg>
> ... conversely wondering why *you* would have a purse that an accomplice
>could loot.
You're really on a roll today, aren't you, Mark? ;)
.-.
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"Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>
>> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open when
>> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good looking
>> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
>> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While she
>> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took all
>> the money from her purse.
>>
>> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on
>> Saturday. She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>>
>>
>> HA!
>
> Do I read this right, 5 times?
>
> Wife not to bright is she?
>
> The heck with warning, time for a new one.
>
> Chris
>
>
Chris, I can't believe you didn't catch the joke. You're not the only one -
I had to explain to my mom.
"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>
> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open when
> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good looking
> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While she
> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took all
> the money from her purse.
>
> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on Saturday.
> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>
>
> HA!
Do I read this right, 5 times?
Wife not to bright is she?
The heck with warning, time for a new one.
Chris
"Rob Mills" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>>>> I need to find an adult to explain I guess.<<<<
>
>
> Don't feel bad. My wife laughs at a joke three times, when it is told,
> when it is explained and when she catches on. RM~
Too funny.
She kept going back to see the "young very good looking muscular 20 year old
man with no shirt", dude. It's an old joke, although I've heard it as a
topless 20 year old blonde with big hooters instead (obligatory woody
content here, to get it back on topic).
Clint *pretending to be an adult when nobody's looking*
"Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> "LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:56:43 -0400, "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected]...
>>>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>>>
>>>> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open
>>>> when
>>>> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good
>>>> looking
>>>> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
>>>> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While
>>>> she
>>>> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took
>>>> all
>>>> the money from her purse.
>>>>
>>>> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on
>>>> Saturday.
>>>> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> HA!
>>>
>>>Do I read this right, 5 times?
>>>
>>>Wife not to bright is she?
>>>
>>>The heck with warning, time for a new one.
>>
>> Humor impaired, are we?
>
> I must be. LOL
>
> I need to find an adult to explain I guess.
>
>
>
in 1229819 20050831 175643 "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>
>> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open when
>> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good looking
>> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
>> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While she
>> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took all
>> the money from her purse.
>>
>> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on Saturday.
>> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>>
>>
>> HA!
>
>Do I read this right, 5 times?
>
>Wife not to bright is she?
>
>The heck with warning, time for a new one.
>
>Chris
OMG
"Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>>> I need to find an adult to explain I guess.<<<<
Don't feel bad. My wife laughs at a joke three times, when it is told, when
it is explained and when she catches on. RM~
"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:56:43 -0400, "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >
> >"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >news:[email protected]...
> >> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
> >>
> >> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open
when
> >> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good
looking
> >> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
> >> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While
she
> >> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took
all
> >> the money from her purse.
> >>
> >> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on
Saturday.
> >> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
> >>
> >>
> >> HA!
> >
> >Do I read this right, 5 times?
> >
> >Wife not to bright is she?
> >
> >The heck with warning, time for a new one.
>
> Humor impaired, are we?
>
> --
> LRod
I thought maybe he was playing a *really* straight man.
todd
"LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:56:43 -0400, "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>
>>"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>news:[email protected]...
>>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>>
>>> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open when
>>> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good
>>> looking
>>> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
>>> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While she
>>> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took all
>>> the money from her purse.
>>>
>>> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on
>>> Saturday.
>>> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>>>
>>>
>>> HA!
>>
>>Do I read this right, 5 times?
>>
>>Wife not to bright is she?
>>
>>The heck with warning, time for a new one.
>
> Humor impaired, are we?
I must be. LOL
I need to find an adult to explain I guess.
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 15:20:29 -0400, "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Clint" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:AVmRe.225355$tt5.105636@edtnps90...
>> She kept going back to see the "young very good looking muscular 20 year
>> old man with no shirt", dude. It's an old joke, although I've heard it as
>> a topless 20 year old blonde with big hooters instead (obligatory woody
>> content here, to get it back on topic).
>>
>\
>Now if it was a women with hooters I might of gotten it off the bat.
Yeah, but you see, there's two versions of it--one, a strapping hunk
for the women, and one, a topless blond for they men. Same joke. I
guess just those of us in touch with our feminine side get it when
it's told about a strapping hunk...er, I mean when SWMBO explains it
to us...
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"Clint" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> She kept going back to see the "young very good looking muscular 20 year
> old man with no shirt", dude. It's an old joke, although I've heard it as
> a topless 20 year old blonde with big hooters instead (obligatory woody
> content here, to get it back on topic).
>
\
Now if it was a women with hooters I might of gotten it off the bat.
:)
Chris
On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 20:36:08 GMT, "Salmo" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Eventually, someone HAD TO ask this question...."What has this got to do
>with woodworking?"
>Then the answer came to me when:
> I got knots in my gut from laughing - I was feeling board anyway! What
>could be planer?
I thought the OP said it in his post: he got a woody...
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On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:56:43 -0400, "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>
>> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open when
>> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good looking
>> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
>> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While she
>> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took all
>> the money from her purse.
>>
>> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on Saturday.
>> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>>
>>
>> HA!
>
>Do I read this right, 5 times?
>
>Wife not to bright is she?
>
>The heck with warning, time for a new one.
Humor impaired, are we?
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LRod
Master Woodbutcher and seasoned termite
Shamelessly whoring my website since 1999
http://www.woodbutcher.net
Proud participant of rec.woodworking since February, 1997
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:45:52 GMT, "Clint" <[email protected]> wrote:
>She kept going back to see the "young very good looking muscular 20 year old
>man with no shirt", dude. It's an old joke, although I've heard it as a
>topless 20 year old blonde with big hooters instead (obligatory woody
>content here, to get it back on topic).
Wondering why your wife would be interested in a topless 20 year old
blonde with big hooters.
... conversely wondering why *you* would have a purse that an accomplice
could loot.
>
>Clint *pretending to be an adult when nobody's looking*
>
>"Chris" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>
>> "LRod" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:56:43 -0400, "Chris" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>>news:[email protected]...
>>>>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>>>>
>>>>> My wife was enjoying the nice day last Friday with the windows open
>>>>> when
>>>>> she came to a stop light. She said that's when a young very good
>>>>> looking
>>>>> muscular 20 year old man approached wearing no shirt and shorts. He
>>>>> sprayed some cleaner on her window and washed her windshield. While
>>>>> she
>>>>> was watching him, his accomplice reached in her back window and took
>>>>> all
>>>>> the money from her purse.
>>>>>
>>>>> She said this happened to her three times on Friday and twice on
>>>>> Saturday.
>>>>> She couldn't find the guy on Sunday.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> HA!
>>>>
>>>>Do I read this right, 5 times?
>>>>
>>>>Wife not to bright is she?
>>>>
>>>>The heck with warning, time for a new one.
>>>
>>> Humor impaired, are we?
>>
>> I must be. LOL
>>
>> I need to find an adult to explain I guess.
>>
>>
>>
>
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"Chris" <[email protected]> writes:
> "D Steck" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> This happened to my wife so I thought you should all know about it.
>>
[... windshield washer joke ]
>>
>> HA!
>
> Do I read this right, 5 times?
>
> Wife not to bright is she?
>
> The heck with warning, time for a new one.
Men are no smarter: http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp
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