OT: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

In article <[email protected]>, HeyBub
<[email protected]> wrote:

> jo4hn wrote:
> > Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
> > The girl said, 'NO!!!!'
> > And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> > fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Wild
> > Turkey bourbon and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet
> > seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
> >
> >
> > The end
> >
> > I love happy endings.
> >
>
> At a seminar for women, the moderator started off by answering the question
> he knew would be asked: "Why are all the good men married?"
>
> His answer: "It's marriage that makes them good. Men CAN be trained. You
> ladies should look at your prospective mate as a project, not a finished
> product. In fact, the best prospects are men that have BEEN married. They're
> already half-way house-broken."

Every woman's dream wedding:

Aisle
Altar
Hymn


A man is like a hardwood floor. Lay it properly and you can walk on it
for 30 years.

--
Kiva - Loans that change lives.
http://www.kiva.org/lender/david87375440

jo4hn wrote:
> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
> The girl said, 'NO!!!!'
> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
> fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Wild
> Turkey bourbon and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet
> seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
>
>
> The end
>
> I love happy endings.
>

At a seminar for women, the moderator started off by answering the question
he knew would be asked: "Why are all the good men married?"

His answer: "It's marriage that makes them good. Men CAN be trained. You
ladies should look at your prospective mate as a project, not a finished
product. In fact, the best prospects are men that have BEEN married. They're
already half-way house-broken."