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[email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull)

15/05/2004 10:20 PM

Woodworking is extremely dangerous !

Yesterday I worked with a piece of wood, as usual.But this piece of
wood was infested by tiny beetles who were enraged that I destroyed
their home.

So without noticing it, the beetles wandered to my genital area and
started to gnaw on my willy and my balls.When I noticed them, it was
too late - my willy and my balls were gone.They tried to eat the rest
of me, too, but I quickly burned my genital area with a small
flamethrower, killing the beetles.

But now I'm a Eunuch.

So I recommend to all men to wear genital-protecting armor when
working with wood, because there could be tiny beetles inside, who are
hungry for male members !

Ouch !


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Hh

Howard

in reply to [email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull) on 15/05/2004 10:20 PM

16/05/2004 8:22 PM

"Robert E. Lewis" <[email protected]> wrote:

>And here I always thought the woodpecker was a bird!
>Guess you learn something every day.

I'm glad my keyboard is coffee-proof!

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Jj

"JLJ21710"

in reply to [email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull) on 15/05/2004 10:20 PM

16/05/2004 9:52 PM

"Tom-Alex Soorhull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> But now I'm a Eunuch.
>
Sound like a good excuse for a new tool.

Jo

RE

"Robert E. Lewis"

in reply to [email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull) on 15/05/2004 10:20 PM

16/05/2004 7:42 PM


"Tom-Alex Soorhull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Yesterday I worked with a piece of wood, as usual.But this piece of
> wood was infested by tiny beetles who were enraged that I destroyed
> their home.
>
> So without noticing it, the beetles wandered to my genital area and
> started to gnaw on my willy and my balls.When I noticed them, it was
> too late - my willy and my balls were gone.They tried to eat the rest
> of me, too, but I quickly burned my genital area with a small
> flamethrower, killing the beetles.
>
> But now I'm a Eunuch.
>
> So I recommend to all men to wear genital-protecting armor when
> working with wood, because there could be tiny beetles inside, who are
> hungry for male members !
>
> Ouch !


And here I always thought the woodpecker was a bird!
Guess you learn something every day.


jj

jo4hn

in reply to [email protected] (Tom-Alex Soorhull) on 15/05/2004 10:20 PM

16/05/2004 11:34 PM

Tom-Alex Soorhull wrote:

> Yesterday I worked with a piece of wood, as usual.But this piece of
> wood was infested by tiny beetles who were enraged that I destroyed
> their home.
> [hogwash snip]
> Ouch !

Engerman, is that you?


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