Yesterday I worked with a piece of wood, as usual.But this piece of
wood was infested by tiny beetles who were enraged that I destroyed
their home.
So without noticing it, the beetles wandered to my genital area and
started to gnaw on my willy and my balls.When I noticed them, it was
too late - my willy and my balls were gone.They tried to eat the rest
of me, too, but I quickly burned my genital area with a small
flamethrower, killing the beetles.
But now I'm a Eunuch.
So I recommend to all men to wear genital-protecting armor when
working with wood, because there could be tiny beetles inside, who are
hungry for male members !
Ouch !
"Robert E. Lewis" <[email protected]> wrote:
>And here I always thought the woodpecker was a bird!
>Guess you learn something every day.
I'm glad my keyboard is coffee-proof!
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"Tom-Alex Soorhull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> But now I'm a Eunuch.
>
Sound like a good excuse for a new tool.
Jo
"Tom-Alex Soorhull" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Yesterday I worked with a piece of wood, as usual.But this piece of
> wood was infested by tiny beetles who were enraged that I destroyed
> their home.
>
> So without noticing it, the beetles wandered to my genital area and
> started to gnaw on my willy and my balls.When I noticed them, it was
> too late - my willy and my balls were gone.They tried to eat the rest
> of me, too, but I quickly burned my genital area with a small
> flamethrower, killing the beetles.
>
> But now I'm a Eunuch.
>
> So I recommend to all men to wear genital-protecting armor when
> working with wood, because there could be tiny beetles inside, who are
> hungry for male members !
>
> Ouch !
And here I always thought the woodpecker was a bird!
Guess you learn something every day.