One up, One down and one to polish.
"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
> recent subjects here.
>
George wrote:
> "John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
>> recent subjects here.
>>
>
> I know what kind Fidel uses - if he uses the local product.
>
> More like crepe paper than crap paper, it stretches, which makes the lack of
> perforations even more exciting.
>
> Not very soft, either. Guess that's why he's considered a hard ass?
>
>
Sounds like the type they use in Sicily. I call it non-skid TP.
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Cochran, GA
I call things as I see them; If I
didn't see them, I make them up!
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"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
> recent subjects here.
>
I know what kind Fidel uses - if he uses the local product.
More like crepe paper than crap paper, it stretches, which makes the lack of
perforations even more exciting.
Not very soft, either. Guess that's why he's considered a hard ass?
"Larry Blanchard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:51:29 -0500, John wrote:
>
>> What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
>> recent subjects here.
>
> I don't know, but if it's as bad as the stuff they provided in the motel
> we just stayed in, it'd explain a lot :-).
One thing that all we soft-assed USA folks need to include in our kit
especially when going overseas.
Soviets, and I presume the Russians, printed their newspapers with
not-transferring ink so it could be re-used. Of course, with Pravda, the
re-use was remarkably similar to the first use....
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 16:03:55 GMT, "dadiOH" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Andy wrote:
>> Do you wad or fold?
>
>Fold, wipe, fold again, wipe...etc. I'm frugal :)
Note to self: Don't shake hands with dadiOH
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dadiOH wrote:
> Fold, wipe, fold again, wipe...etc. I'm frugal :)
Reminds me of the time my dad told me about red corn cobs and white corn
cobs for the 2 holer out back.
The question:
Why both red and white corn cobs?
The answer:
You use a red one first, then a white one to see if you need to use
another red one.
Lew
Thu, Oct 6, 2005, 7:12pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
(Lew=A0Hodgett) doth write:
<snip> The question:
Why both red and white corn cobs?
The answer:
You use a red one first, then a white one to see if you need to use
another red one.
Back in my first enlistment, a WWII vet (some were still serving
then), told me the following:
He was on a troop ship to Europe, and the ship hit a batch of storms.
They were delayed so long they had to ration certain item, including
toilet paper. They were issued one square a day. The reasoning was,
tear out the center, and use that part to blow your nose. Then you
stick your finger thru the hole, and use as needed. You then saved the
part with the hole in it, just in case you had to go again before you
were issued another piece.
He swore that was true, and, as he was a very honest man, I believe
it was so.
JOAT
The Truth Shall Set Ye Frea
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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Thu, Oct 6, 2005, 7:12pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
(Lew Hodgett) doth write:
<snip> The question:
Why both red and white corn cobs?
The answer:
You use a red one first, then a white one to see if you need to use
another red one.
Back in my first enlistment, a WWII vet (some were still serving
then), told me the following:
He was on a troop ship to Europe, and the ship hit a batch of storms.
They were delayed so long they had to ration certain item, including
toilet paper. They were issued one square a day. The reasoning was,
tear out the center, and use that part to blow your nose. Then you
stick your finger thru the hole, and use as needed. You then saved the
part with the hole in it, just in case you had to go again before you
were issued another piece.
He swore that was true, and, as he was a very honest man, I believe
it was so.
You forgot one part. The tissue square was folded before the center was
torn away as a corner. That part was used for cleaning under the
fingernail....
Dad used to tell that one. Did a nice demo with his clothes on at parties,
IIRC.
J T wrote:
> Thu, Oct 6, 2005, 7:12pm (EDT+4) [email protected]
> (Lew Hodgett) doth write:
> <snip> The question:
> Why both red and white corn cobs?
> The answer:
> You use a red one first, then a white one to see if you need to use
> another red one.
>
> Back in my first enlistment, a WWII vet (some were still serving
> then), told me the following:
> He was on a troop ship to Europe, and the ship hit a batch of storms.
> They were delayed so long they had to ration certain item, including
> toilet paper. They were issued one square a day. The reasoning was,
> tear out the center, and use that part to blow your nose. Then you
> stick your finger thru the hole, and use as needed. You then saved the
> part with the hole in it, just in case you had to go again before you
> were issued another piece.
>
> He swore that was true, and, as he was a very honest man, I believe
> it was so.
And the fragment you tore out was used to clean you fingernail, right? :-)
John
George wrote:
> "John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
>>What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
>>recent subjects here.
>>
>
>
> I know what kind Fidel uses - if he uses the local product.
>
> More like crepe paper than crap paper, it stretches, which makes the lack of
> perforations even more exciting.
>
> Not very soft, either. Guess that's why he's considered a hard ass?
>
>
Try the John Wayne Brand
It's Rough
It's Tough
and
it
don't
Take shit from nobody.
;)
John
"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
> recent subjects here.
>
I would think that only the "AR" types would want to know.
George wrote:
> "John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>
>>What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
>>recent subjects here.
>
> I know what kind Fidel uses - if he uses the local product.
>
> More like crepe paper than crap paper, it stretches, which makes the lack of
> perforations even more exciting.
>
> Not very soft, either. Guess that's why he's considered a hard ass?
I thought he used Star Trek TP, the kind that wipes out the Klingons as
it circles Uranus?
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (John) wrote:
> What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
> recent subjects here.
That information is classified- and you have no need to know...
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 13:28:59 -0600, John DeBoo <[email protected]>
wrote:
>George wrote:
>> "John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]...
>>
>>>What brand does George Bush use? Hell, makes as much sense as some other
>>>recent subjects here.
>>
>> I know what kind Fidel uses - if he uses the local product.
>>
>> More like crepe paper than crap paper, it stretches, which makes the lack of
>> perforations even more exciting.
>>
>> Not very soft, either. Guess that's why he's considered a hard ass?
>
>I thought he used Star Trek TP, the kind that wipes out the Klingons as
>it circles Uranus?
That makes sense.... He does have a big spread down in crawford....