I just got word that Sally Struthers is dumping the third
world children in favor of the Cabinet Master Clamp Jihad.
To quote Sally, "You know, those kids are all in third world
countries and we all know all the jobs are going to third
world countries so screw the little bastards. Those kids
can just get jobs. THESE PEOPLE, THEY DIDN'T GET
THEIR CLAMPS!!!".
Thanks Sally for finally getting your life into proper
perspective.
UA100
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 10:16:28 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Thanks Sally for finally getting your life into proper
>perspective.
I love Sally Struthers, if only because she is a classically
proportioned woman, being about 1.62 times as wide as she is tall.
Regards, Tom
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 10:16:28 GMT, Unisaw A100 <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
> >Thanks Sally for finally getting your life into proper
> >perspective.
>
> I love Sally Struthers, if only because she is a classically
> proportioned woman, being about 1.62 times as wide as she is tall.
>
>
I've always liked the quote, "If he was 2 inches taller, he'd be a
perfect sphere."
>
> Regards, Tom
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker
> Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania
> http://users.snip.net/~tjwatson
>
Poor Keefer........ he's been out back sniffin the glue bottle again.
"Unisaw A100" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> I just got word that Sally Struthers is dumping the third
> world children in favor of the Cabinet Master Clamp Jihad.
> To quote Sally, "You know, those kids are all in third world
> countries and we all know all the jobs are going to third
> world countries so screw the little bastards. Those kids
> can just get jobs. THESE PEOPLE, THEY DIDN'T GET
> THEIR CLAMPS!!!".
>
> Thanks Sally for finally getting your life into proper
> perspective.
>
> UA100
But they don't make 'em any bigger than 48" . . .
Art
"Hitch" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> > YOU had Sally horizontal? Now THERE is a story worth telling.
>
> That's where the clamps come in handy....
> --
> Hitch
On 29 Oct 2003, Tom Watson spake unto rec.woodworking:
>>Thanks Sally for finally getting your life into proper
>>perspective.
>
> I love Sally Struthers, if only because she is a classically
> proportioned woman, being about 1.62 times as wide as she is tall.
Not to mention her sultry, seductive voice. Kind of like a cat with its
tail caught in one of those defective Cabinet Master clamps.
On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 10:07:58 -0500, Tom Watson
<[email protected]> brought forth from the murky depths:
>I love Sally Struthers, if only because she is a classically
>proportioned woman, being about 1.62 times as wide as she is tall.
YOU had Sally horizontal? Now THERE is a story worth telling.
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