An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission
parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn. He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''
''And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn
and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of
the matter?''
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of the last rites!''
There was dead silence on the line for a long
moment...........................................
Father O'Malley then replied:
''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next
of kin.''
On Jul 19, 6:21=A0pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
> > his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission
> > parish.
>
> [snip pretty good joke]
>
> A Texan on holiday is strolling through the heathers and the fens and the
> bogs of Ireland, just enjoying the day (although admittedly not as good a=
s a
> day back in Amarillo) when a masked gunman leaps from the bushes and
> demands: "Now, be ye Catholic or be ye Protestant?!"
>
> The Texan, thinking quickly, says: "Uh, I'm Jewish."
>
> The highwayman grins behind his mask and says: "Begorrah! I be the luckie=
st
> Arab in all of Ireland."
I was going to make my joke an Irish/Pittsburgh one, but nobody there
would get it.
"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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On Jul 19, 6:21 pm, "HeyBub" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Robatoy wrote:
> > An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
> > his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission
> > parish.
>
> [snip pretty good joke]
>
> A Texan on holiday is strolling through the heathers and the fens and the
> bogs of Ireland, just enjoying the day (although admittedly not as good as
> a
> day back in Amarillo) when a masked gunman leaps from the bushes and
> demands: "Now, be ye Catholic or be ye Protestant?!"
>
> The Texan, thinking quickly, says: "Uh, I'm Jewish."
>
> The highwayman grins behind his mask and says: "Begorrah! I be the
> luckiest
> Arab in all of Ireland."
>I was going to make my joke an Irish/Pittsburgh one, but nobody there
>would get it.
Ireland, or Pittsburgh?
B.
Robatoy wrote:
> An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from
> his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission
> parish.
>
[snip pretty good joke]
A Texan on holiday is strolling through the heathers and the fens and the
bogs of Ireland, just enjoying the day (although admittedly not as good as a
day back in Amarillo) when a masked gunman leaps from the bushes and
demands: "Now, be ye Catholic or be ye Protestant?!"
The Texan, thinking quickly, says: "Uh, I'm Jewish."
The highwayman grins behind his mask and says: "Begorrah! I be the luckiest
Arab in all of Ireland."