Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
rec.woodworking some more?
Dude Two: Nah - them old guys is no fun. They got HEPA filters
on their newsreaders.
Dude One: Yeah..............What's a HEPA filter, Dude?
Dude Two: "Helps Eliminate Pains in the Ass".
Dude One: Wow.......that's deep.
Dude Two: Got any more Yoohoo?
Dude One: No, Dude - I put it in the bong.
Dude Two: Got any dope for the bong?
Dude One: Sold it to buy the Yoohoo.
Dude Two: I think I saw this episode.
Dude One: Yeah......it sucks.
Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime.
(commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available
in suppository form...)
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
Tom Watson wrote:
> On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 19:48:06 -0400, Robatoy <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>
>>In article <[email protected]>,
>>"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Damn that commercial
>>>pisses me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)
>>
>>Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it
>>again?
>
>
>
> It's the same with the Viagra.
>
In my younger days, I heard that raw oysters would make you especially
virile. I gave it a test and ate a whole dozen one evening. Don't you
believe it. Only eleven of them worked!
[apologies to Woody Woodbury]
jo4hn
In article <[email protected]>,
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dude One: So Dude - should we go and pick on those old farts at
> rec.woodworking some more?
>
I find that most wide-eyed pink brains are more than willing to learn
from old farts like myself.
You get the odd asshole in any age-group.
Onward and upward.
0?0
Rob---> who is going to do some lubrication on his Popiel Pocket
Fisherman over the weekend.
In article <[email protected]>,
"Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Damn that commercial
> pisses me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)
Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it
again?
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 19:48:06 -0400, Robatoy <[email protected]>
wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
> "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Damn that commercial
>> pisses me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)
>
>Why? Because 1/2 hour after you build something, you have to build it
>again?
It's the same with the Viagra.
Tom Watson - WoodDorker
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/ (website)
"Tom Watson" wrote in message
> Dude One: Yeah......it sucks.
>
> Dude Two: Yeah......Bigtime.
>
>
> (commercial break - showing the newest OTC acne cure - now available
> in suppository form...)
Surely that was Viagra "... for when he wants it" (Damn that commercial
pisses me off! ... almost as much Chinese birch plywood.)
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