OT Humor: ... or you can get a flu shot

"jo4hn" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
> married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
> afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
> quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
> tea.
>
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
> cut -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
>
> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a
> condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The
> pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
> resist.
>
> 'Miss Beatrice', 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?’ he said,
> pointing to the bowl.
>
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the
> Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
> directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
> prevent the spread of disease.’
>
>
> ‘DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T HAD THE FLU ALL WINTER.'

There is no limit to her faith.