golf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Leon" wrote
>
> LOL, we all make mistakes! I am probably the worst and by far probably
> the worst spellinger. ;~)
>
Spellinger?? Is that a word?

Oh...., never mind... <G>

I remember fondly a pun filled thread about "hoof and loop" paper. And the
funny thing about that, I had just seen a special on TV about some ambitious
recycling projects in Texas. Sooooo....., I thought that this fabled hoof
and loop paper may have been a product of a Texas recycling project.

Leon

Yes I seem to confuse easily these days!! I am a lurker in the group
and when I saw this I thought I would send it to a golfer friend of mine
but failed to switch to the inbox to send the note and inadvertently
sent it out here. I am using Thunderbird for both mail and newsgroup
reader.
Too many other things going on yesterday.
Having said that I am sure I will make similar mistakes in the future.



Leon wrote:
> Gosh Duane! I this internet thing kinds baffling to you?
>
>
>
> "Duane" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
>> found in woodworking newsgroup
>>
>> John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in
>> love
>> with her. And, after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to
>> various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it
>> was true love.
>>
>> So.....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
>> dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
>> "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his
>> new-found lady friend... "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's
>> going
>> to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
>>
>> Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest
>> with each other, here goes ..... you need to know that I'm a hooker." "I
>> see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure." He spent some time
>> looking
>> down at the table, deep in thought.
>>
>> Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping
>> your
>> wrists straight when you tee off."
>
>

"Duane" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Leon
>
> Yes I seem to confuse easily these days!! I am a lurker in the group and
> when I saw this I thought I would send it to a golfer friend of mine but
> failed to switch to the inbox to send the note and inadvertently sent it
> out here. I am using Thunderbird for both mail and newsgroup reader.
> Too many other things going on yesterday.
> Having said that I am sure I will make similar mistakes in the future.


LOL, we all make mistakes! I am probably the worst and by far probably
the worst spellinger. ;~)

I trust you golfer friend eventually got the message.

Gosh Duane! I this internet thing kinds baffling to you?



"Duane" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> found in woodworking newsgroup
>
> John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in
> love
> with her. And, after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to
> various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc., he was convinced that it
> was true love.
>
> So.....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
> dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
> "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his
> new-found lady friend... "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's
> going
> to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
>
> Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest
> with each other, here goes ..... you need to know that I'm a hooker." "I
> see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure." He spent some time
> looking
> down at the table, deep in thought.
>
> Then he said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping
> your
> wrists straight when you tee off."