94 year old cousin is at it again.
Enjoy
Lew
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer
cooler.
One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste
wonderful
on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would sister, but I would not feel
comfortable
buying beer as I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout."
"I can handle that without a problem." she replied as she picked up a
six-pack and
headed for the checkout.
"The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
arrived with a six-pack
of beer.
One of the nuns explained "We use beer for washing our hair, a shampoo
of sort, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled
out a package of
pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said,
"The curlers are on the house."