The question of outsourcing is often discussed on the wreck, and so I
submit this for your consideration.
(excerpted from The Philadelphia Inquirer 12/11/04)
It seems the nation that gave us Avril Lavigne, Peter Jennings,
Michael J. Fox and Diana Krall is facing a serious employment crisis.
Not enough doctors? Lawyers? Flannel-shirt makers?
Nope. Turns out there's a critical shortage of strippers in the land
of moose and maple syrup.
That's right, the scarcity is so severe that for the last five years,
Canadian officials have relaxed immigration laws to get pole dancers
to move their assets up north.
The government added exotic dancers to a list of sorely needed
"skilled professionals" (alongside computer specialists, nannies and
professors), so they could fast-track work visas for gals with nothing
but a G-string and a dream.
That's what analysts call a boom-and-bust economy.
Not surprisingly, the lawmakers who massaged the regulations turned
red-faced when Canadian newspapers finally exposed the scam.
And late last week, officials vowed to close the loophole, if not the
strip clubs.
If you ask me, the entire affair makes one wonder why Canada can't
grow its own exotic dancers.
Is it too cold?
Regards,
Tom.
"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 09:26:55 -0700, Richard Clements <[email protected]> wrote:
> and as far as entertainers go
> Canada has the guys from the "Red Green show" just make sure you don't
> think of them and strippers at the same time, like Harold in a g-string,
> not a good thought
Thanks. I did _not_ need that mental image. I must have missed that
episode.
Dave "then again, 'missed' probably isn't the right word here" Hinz
On 12 Dec 2004 18:01:00 -0500,
[email protected] (Tom O'Connor) vaguely
proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:
remove ns from my header address to reply via email
>:lol: If you ask me it's the Canadians that have their priorities
>straight.
Well, I guess whatever you want to call it....<G>
---
Only worry about the things you can control.
Then you have stuff all to worry about!
SawDust wrote:
>
> Well you keep stealing our actors, comedians and the occasional news
> anchor. We have to have something to keep "us" Canadians
> entertained.
>
> Besides, only one of those you mentioned below would look good in a
> g-string.
>
> PM
>
>
>
> On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 12:06:58 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>The question of outsourcing is often discussed on the wreck, and so I
>>submit this for your consideration.
>>
>>
>>(excerpted from The Philadelphia Inquirer 12/11/04)
>>
>>It seems the nation that gave us Avril Lavigne, Peter Jennings,
>>Michael J. Fox and Diana Krall is facing a serious employment crisis.
>>
>>Not enough doctors? Lawyers? Flannel-shirt makers?
>>
>>Nope. Turns out there's a critical shortage of strippers in the land
>>of moose and maple syrup.
>>
>>That's right, the scarcity is so severe that for the last five years,
>>Canadian officials have relaxed immigration laws to get pole dancers
>>to move their assets up north.
>>
>>The government added exotic dancers to a list of sorely needed
>>"skilled professionals" (alongside computer specialists, nannies and
>>professors), so they could fast-track work visas for gals with nothing
>>but a G-string and a dream.
>>
>>That's what analysts call a boom-and-bust economy.
>>
>>Not surprisingly, the lawmakers who massaged the regulations turned
>>red-faced when Canadian newspapers finally exposed the scam.
>>
>>And late last week, officials vowed to close the loophole, if not the
>>strip clubs.
>>
>>If you ask me, the entire affair makes one wonder why Canada can't
>>grow its own exotic dancers.
>>
>>Is it too cold?
>>
>>
>>
>>Regards,
>>Tom.
>>
>>"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
>>
>>Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
>>tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
>>http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
not really, she doesn't have the butt for it. and as far as entertainers go
Canada has the guys from the "Red Green show" just make sure you don't
think of them and strippers at the same time, like Harold in a g-string,
not a good thought
wrong, so very wrong!
SawDust wrote:
>
> Ya, that would be a new use for duct tape....
>
>
> On 13 Dec 2004 17:22:56 GMT, Dave Hinz <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 09:26:55 -0700, Richard Clements <[email protected]>
>>wrote:
>>> and as far as entertainers go
>>> Canada has the guys from the "Red Green show" just make sure you don't
>>> think of them and strippers at the same time, like Harold in a g-string,
>>> not a good thought
>>
>>Thanks. I did _not_ need that mental image. I must have missed that
>>episode.
>>
>>Dave "then again, 'missed' probably isn't the right word here" Hinz
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message =
news:[email protected]...
| The question of outsourcing is often discussed on the wreck, and so I
| submit this for your consideration.
|=20
|=20
| (excerpted from The Philadelphia Inquirer 12/11/04)
|=20
| It seems the nation that gave us Avril Lavigne, Peter Jennings,
| Michael J. Fox and Diana Krall is facing a serious employment crisis.
|=20
| Not enough doctors? Lawyers? Flannel-shirt makers?
|=20
| Nope. Turns out there's a critical shortage of strippers in the land
| of moose and maple syrup.
|=20
| That's right, the scarcity is so severe that for the last five years,
| Canadian officials have relaxed immigration laws to get pole dancers
| to move their assets up north.
|=20
| The government added exotic dancers to a list of sorely needed
| "skilled professionals" (alongside computer specialists, nannies and
| professors), so they could fast-track work visas for gals with nothing
| but a G-string and a dream.
|=20
| That's what analysts call a boom-and-bust economy.
|=20
| Not surprisingly, the lawmakers who massaged the regulations turned
| red-faced when Canadian newspapers finally exposed the scam.
|=20
| And late last week, officials vowed to close the loophole, if not the
| strip clubs.
|=20
| If you ask me, the entire affair makes one wonder why Canada can't
| grow its own exotic dancers.
|=20
| Is it too cold?
|=20
|=20
|=20
| Regards,
| Tom.
|=20
| "People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
|=20
| Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
| tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
| http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Canadians think that stripping is beneath them. A probable Victorian =
Hang-up.=20
It is, however, quite proper for foreign bodies to be so exposed. This =
is obviously why the limp-brained liberal MP Sgro felt her compatriot =
should be fast tracked.
--=20
PDQ
--
=20
"Tony Mo" <[email protected]> wrote in message =
news:[email protected]...
|=20
| <snip>
| ... gals with nothing but a G-string and a dream.
|=20
| In case you wanted to know, the strippers up here are NOT required to =
wear a=20
| G-string...well that's what I have been told anyway ;)
|=20
| Tony=20
|=20
|
U better believe it. Although I did meet one in Key West who wore =
nothing but a smile. Serendipity is where one finds it.=20
--=20
PDQ
--
=20
Ya, that would be a new use for duct tape....
On 13 Dec 2004 17:22:56 GMT, Dave Hinz <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 09:26:55 -0700, Richard Clements <[email protected]> wrote:
>> and as far as entertainers go
>> Canada has the guys from the "Red Green show" just make sure you don't
>> think of them and strippers at the same time, like Harold in a g-string,
>> not a good thought
>
>Thanks. I did _not_ need that mental image. I must have missed that
>episode.
>
>Dave "then again, 'missed' probably isn't the right word here" Hinz
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> The question of outsourcing is often discussed on the wreck, and so I
> submit this for your consideration.
>
>
> (excerpted from The Philadelphia Inquirer 12/11/04)
>
> It seems the nation that gave us Avril Lavigne, Peter Jennings,
> Michael J. Fox and Diana Krall is facing a serious employment crisis.
>
> Not enough doctors? Lawyers? Flannel-shirt makers?
>
> Nope. Turns out there's a critical shortage of strippers in the land
> of moose and maple syrup.
>
> That's right, the scarcity is so severe that for the last five years,
> Canadian officials have relaxed immigration laws to get pole dancers
> to move their assets up north.
>
> The government added exotic dancers to a list of sorely needed
> "skilled professionals" (alongside computer specialists, nannies and
> professors), so they could fast-track work visas for gals with nothing
> but a G-string and a dream.
>
> That's what analysts call a boom-and-bust economy.
>
> Not surprisingly, the lawmakers who massaged the regulations turned
> red-faced when Canadian newspapers finally exposed the scam.
>
> And late last week, officials vowed to close the loophole, if not the
> strip clubs.
>
> If you ask me, the entire affair makes one wonder why Canada can't
> grow its own exotic dancers.
>
> Is it too cold?
>
>
>
> Regards,
> Tom.
>
> "People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
>
> Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
> tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
> http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Last week's news
Well you keep stealing our actors, comedians and the occasional news
anchor. We have to have something to keep "us" Canadians
entertained.
Besides, only one of those you mentioned below would look good in a
g-string.
PM
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 12:06:58 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
wrote:
>The question of outsourcing is often discussed on the wreck, and so I
>submit this for your consideration.
>
>
>(excerpted from The Philadelphia Inquirer 12/11/04)
>
>It seems the nation that gave us Avril Lavigne, Peter Jennings,
>Michael J. Fox and Diana Krall is facing a serious employment crisis.
>
>Not enough doctors? Lawyers? Flannel-shirt makers?
>
>Nope. Turns out there's a critical shortage of strippers in the land
>of moose and maple syrup.
>
>That's right, the scarcity is so severe that for the last five years,
>Canadian officials have relaxed immigration laws to get pole dancers
>to move their assets up north.
>
>The government added exotic dancers to a list of sorely needed
>"skilled professionals" (alongside computer specialists, nannies and
>professors), so they could fast-track work visas for gals with nothing
>but a G-string and a dream.
>
>That's what analysts call a boom-and-bust economy.
>
>Not surprisingly, the lawmakers who massaged the regulations turned
>red-faced when Canadian newspapers finally exposed the scam.
>
>And late last week, officials vowed to close the loophole, if not the
>strip clubs.
>
>If you ask me, the entire affair makes one wonder why Canada can't
>grow its own exotic dancers.
>
>Is it too cold?
>
>
>
>Regards,
>Tom.
>
>"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
>
>Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
>tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
>http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
On Mon, 13 Dec 2004 09:26:55 -0700, Richard Clements
<[email protected]> wrote:
>SawDust wrote:
>
>>
>> Well you keep stealing our actors, comedians and the occasional news
>> anchor. We have to have something to keep "us" Canadians
>> entertained.
>>
>> Besides, only one of those you mentioned below would look good in a
>> g-string.
>>
>> PM
>>
>>
>>
>> On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 12:06:58 -0500, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>The question of outsourcing is often discussed on the wreck, and so I
>>>submit this for your consideration.
>>>
>>>
>>>(excerpted from The Philadelphia Inquirer 12/11/04)
>>>
>>>It seems the nation that gave us Avril Lavigne, Peter Jennings,
>>>Michael J. Fox and Diana Krall is facing a serious employment crisis.
>>>
>>>Not enough doctors? Lawyers? Flannel-shirt makers?
>>>
>>>Nope. Turns out there's a critical shortage of strippers in the land
>>>of moose and maple syrup.
>>>
>>>That's right, the scarcity is so severe that for the last five years,
>>>Canadian officials have relaxed immigration laws to get pole dancers
>>>to move their assets up north.
>>>
>>>The government added exotic dancers to a list of sorely needed
>>>"skilled professionals" (alongside computer specialists, nannies and
>>>professors), so they could fast-track work visas for gals with nothing
>>>but a G-string and a dream.
>>>
>>>That's what analysts call a boom-and-bust economy.
>>>
>>>Not surprisingly, the lawmakers who massaged the regulations turned
>>>red-faced when Canadian newspapers finally exposed the scam.
>>>
>>>And late last week, officials vowed to close the loophole, if not the
>>>strip clubs.
>>>
>>>If you ask me, the entire affair makes one wonder why Canada can't
>>>grow its own exotic dancers.
>>>
>>>Is it too cold?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Regards,
>>>Tom.
>>>
>>>"People funny. Life a funny thing." Sonny Liston
>>>
>>>Thomas J.Watson - Cabinetmaker (ret.)
>>>tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)
>>>http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
>
>not really, she doesn't have the butt for it. and as far as entertainers go
>Canada has the guys from the "Red Green show" just make sure you don't
>think of them and strippers at the same time, like Harold in a g-string,
>not a good thought
Quick send Richard some duct tape...