JJ

13/01/2006 11:57 AM

OT - Big Brother Alert

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
"covertly" funded a project with U.S. automakers for the past 5 years,
whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in
4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" Only
Kentucky was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'"



JOAT
You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
What do you "know"?
- Granny Weatherwax


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in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 10:57 AM


J T wrote:
> Kentucky was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
> "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'"
>

No-No-No-No,,

The last 4 words spoken by 97.8% of all rednecks;

Hey Y'all, Whatch This!

Tom in KY, seen it done, that's the way it was. You can't hold a beer
and kickstart your antique Komasocky dirt bike! And when your in your
biga$$ 4-by, there are cup holders all over the place. Sheesh! Come to
Kentucky and get educated.

g

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 2:15 PM

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:34:03 GMT, "Chip Chester"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Hmmm.. 48 + 1 = 49.
>Which state has no pickups or SUVs, drivers that can't talk,
>no fatal crashes, or no US cars?


The 50th state was Florida. They are still counting

GG

"George"

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

14/01/2006 7:00 AM


"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> (I am also wondering what the extra state was - and what they were
> doing.)

California, and you don't want to know what Bruce was doing with Skippy....

JJ

in reply to "George" on 14/01/2006 7:00 AM

14/01/2006 12:20 PM

Sat, Jan 14, 2006, 7:00am George@least (George) who says more than we
actually wanted to know:
California, and you don't want to know what Bruce was doing with
Skippy....

In California, wouldn't it be, "Damn, that's good shit dude", and,
"Hey, dude, hold my weed, and watch me hang ten"?



JOAT
You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
What do you "know"?
- Granny Weatherwax

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 6:36 PM

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:34:03 GMT, "Chip Chester"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Hmmm.. 48 + 1 = 49.
>Which state has no pickups or SUVs, drivers that can't talk,
>no fatal crashes, or no US cars?
>
>Is it Ohio, where the last words were:
>You mean if we invest in these old coins, we can actually make money for the
>state?
>Cool, let's go play golf. You're buyin'.

Just out of curiosity, what's the story that goes with that?



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"Chip Chester"

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

14/01/2006 2:34 AM


"Mark & Juanita" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:34:03 GMT, "Chip Chester"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >Hmmm.. 48 + 1 = 49.
> >Which state has no pickups or SUVs, drivers that can't talk,
> >no fatal crashes, or no US cars?
> >
> >Is it Ohio, where the last words were:
> >You mean if we invest in these old coins, we can actually make money for
the
> >state?
> >Cool, let's go play golf. You're buyin'.
>
> Just out of curiosity, what's the story that goes with that?


Now, way OT....

Nothing really to do with car wrecks. More like a train wreck in state
government.
Our illustrious gov, Bob Taft, (of the presidential Tafts,) saw fit to
install and retain folks who
thought it would be ok for the Burreau of Workmen's Comp (if I recall
correctly) to invest in
rare coins as part of their portfolio. Croney-ism reared its ugly head,
coins were unaccounted
for, flights were taken to Florida with haste, buddies made millions,
campaign contributions
flowed, and headlines were made. Google for: Noe, coins, Ohio, BWC for
additional info.

Shortly after this, Mr. Taft pleaded guilty in a court of law for accepting
golf outings at
the expense of others, without reimbursing them and without disclosing said
fact
on his ethics disclosure forms. Oops. Guilty as charged. Google: Taft,
golf, guilty.

So, sort of the political equivalent of "Now, watch this drive..."

Now, back to your regularly scheduled newsgroup...

Chip

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Joe Barta

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 5:28 PM

J T wrote:

> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged
> they had
> "covertly" funded a project with U.S. automakers for the past 5
> years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice
> recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to
> determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15
> seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 48 of the
> 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of
> fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" Only Kentucky was different, where
> 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try
> somethin'"


That's pretty damn funny.

"Oh shit" in 48 of 50 states... only Kentucy was different? What's
wrong with this picture?

Joe Barta

ND

"Norman D. Crow"

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 11:45 PM


"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:57:34 -0500, [email protected] (J T)
> wrote:
>
>> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
>>"covertly" funded a project with U.S. automakers for the past 5 years,
>>whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in
>>4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal
>>accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
>>They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last
>>words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" Only
>>Kentucky was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
>>"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'"
>>
>>
>>
>>JOAT
>>You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
>>What do you "know"?
>>- Granny Weatherwax
>
>
> JOAT - I know you to be accurate in most instances but I'm reasonably
> sure that you meant West Virginia, rather than Kentucky.
>

That's West "By God" Virginia, Suh!

--
Nahmie
Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere.

JJ

in reply to "Norman D. Crow" on 13/01/2006 11:45 PM

14/01/2006 12:13 PM

Fri, Jan 13, 2006, 11:45pm [email protected] (Norman=A0D.=A0Crow)
hereby clameth:
That's West "By God" Virginia, Suh!

Then why was I thinking it was West "Goddammed" Virginia?



JOAT
You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
What do you "know"?
- Granny Weatherwax

TW

Tom Watson

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 7:19 PM

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:57:34 -0500, [email protected] (J T)
wrote:

> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
>"covertly" funded a project with U.S. automakers for the past 5 years,
>whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in
>4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal
>accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
>They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last
>words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" Only
>Kentucky was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
>"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'"
>
>
>
>JOAT
>You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
>What do you "know"?
>- Granny Weatherwax


JOAT - I know you to be accurate in most instances but I'm reasonably
sure that you meant West Virginia, rather than Kentucky.


(I am also wondering what the extra state was - and what they were
doing.)




Tom Watson - WoodDorker

tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet (real email)

http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1/

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"Chip Chester"

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 5:34 PM

Hmmm.. 48 + 1 = 49.
Which state has no pickups or SUVs, drivers that can't talk,
no fatal crashes, or no US cars?

Is it Ohio, where the last words were:
You mean if we invest in these old coins, we can actually make money for the
state?
Cool, let's go play golf. You're buyin'.

Or Wisconsin:
Can you reach back there and hand me that hunk of cheese?
No, just the 3-pounder will do...

Or California:
(insert your quip here....)

(Just kiddin', JOAT.)

Chip




"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
> "covertly" funded a project with U.S. automakers for the past 5 years,
> whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in
> 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal
> accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
> They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last
> words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" Only
> Kentucky was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
> "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'"
>
>
>
> JOAT
> You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
> What do you "know"?
> - Granny Weatherwax
>

CS

"Charles Self"

in reply to "Chip Chester" on 13/01/2006 5:34 PM

14/01/2006 8:02 AM

"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
Fri, Jan 13, 2006, 5:34pm (EST+5) [email protected]
(Chip Chester) doth ad up:
Hmmm.. 48 + 1 = 49. <snip>

Is that metric, or imperial?

Results from Hawaii have not yet been included, because they're
still trying to find a qualified translator.

Hey, brudda, you haoles just doan know.

Jeez, I hated that place after the first year.

JJ

in reply to "Chip Chester" on 13/01/2006 5:34 PM

13/01/2006 9:50 PM

Fri, Jan 13, 2006, 5:34pm (EST+5) [email protected]
(Chip=A0Chester) doth ad up:
Hmmm.. 48 + 1 =3D 49. <snip>

Is that metric, or imperial?

Results from Hawaii have not yet been included, because they're
still trying to find a qualified translator.



JOAT
You'll never get anywhere if you believe what you "hear".
What do you "know"?
- Granny Weatherwax

MJ

Mark & Juanita

in reply to [email protected] (J T) on 13/01/2006 11:57 AM

13/01/2006 6:34 PM

On Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:57:34 -0500, [email protected] (J T) wrote:

> The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
>"covertly" funded a project with U.S. automakers for the past 5 years,
>whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in
>4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal
>accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
>They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last
>words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!" Only
>Kentucky was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
>"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'"
>

LOL!

Hey ya'll, watch this!



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