The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy

On 28 Jul 2005 04:40:46 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]>
transparently proposed:

>Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On 28 Jul 2005 03:52:52 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> got
>> double secret probation because:
>>
>> > Bob Officer wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 27 Jul 2005 07:41:46 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Sean Monaghan"
>> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > 1 - Thou shalt not recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
>> >> >
>> >> > 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
>> >> >
>> >> > 3 - Thou shalt not troll!
>> >> >
>> >> > 4 - Thou shalt not swine!
>> >> >
>> >> > 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
>> >> >
>> >> > 6 - Thou shalt not frog!
>> >> >
>> >> > 7 - Thou shalt not flame!
>> >> >
>> >> > 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
>> >> >
>> >> > 9 - Thou shalt not flood!
>> >> >
>> >> > 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
>> >> >
>> >> > 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
>> >> >
>> >> > 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
>> >> >
>> >> > 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
>> >> >
>> >> > 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is
>> >> > inappropriate for "kindergarten children" while they are
>> operating >> > power table-saws.
>> >> >
>> >> > 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet
>> >> > thy Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant,
>> >> > nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > http://www.family-usenet.com
>> >> >
>> >> > <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know you're lurking>
>> >>
>> >> and to think Kook Vito the First, beat Stabile the MONKey to the
>> >> ultimate usenet move...
>> >
>> > Was Frito the first kook to establish his own hierarchy?
>>
>> Near as I can remember, he is the only one to actually get it off the
>> ground.
>
>- with a little help from the denizens of AUK. <g>
>
>He already has at least a dozen peers, and the list will only grow.
>
>> That ought to be worth a special achievemnt awrd.
>
>Frito's already up for the Pickett; that should be good enough for this
>month, considering how relatively silent he has been. If he starts
>issuing mass cancels and/or melting down like a madman, then a KotM
>nomination might be in order for *next* month. Konrad has it locked-up
>for July, and David has just seconded Tommy Bishop - so Frito can wait
>until he has earned it.

I was thinking more of a one time award, something to recognize a true
kooks vision.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Sean Monaghan, <[email protected]>, whose name means "a right fuckwit; has
a huge, fat arse and bigger tits than most women; likes to call his penis
his 'mallet'", hacked:

> The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy - 1 - Thou shalt not
> recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!

My, how vicious you are.

> 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!

Not us.

> 3 - Thou shalt not troll!

So, how do you feel about being trolled by me, Monaghan?

> 4 - Thou shalt not swine!

Not a problem.

> 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!

And so am I.

> 6 - Thou shalt not frog!

Enculer a chien.

> 7 - Thou shalt not flame!

Not you.

> 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!

Not much.

> 9 - Thou shalt not flood!

Not to be hypercritical, but..

> 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!

Not to be hypercritical, but..

> 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!

Not for me.

> 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!

Not here.

> 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.

Not working today?

> 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is inappropriate
> for "kindergarten children" while they are operating power table-saws.

Are they really operating power table-saws, Monaghan?

> 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet thy
> Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox,
> nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.

Are you fascinated by excrement or something?

> http://www.family-usenet.com <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know
> you're lurking>

I heard the landlord telling you he was going to replace the back door.

Sean Monaghan, <[email protected]>, whose name means "attracted to older
men, much older; only has one eyebrow that goes right across his forehead;
likes to call his penis his 'love-wand'", eructated:


> The shortest path to Vito's heart!

Straight through his chest.

On 27 Jul 2005 07:41:46 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Sean Monaghan"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy -
>
>
>1 - Thou shalt not recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
>
>2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
>
>3 - Thou shalt not troll!
>
>4 - Thou shalt not swine!
>
>5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
>
>6 - Thou shalt not frog!
>
>7 - Thou shalt not flame!
>
>8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
>
>9 - Thou shalt not flood!
>
>10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
>
>11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
>
>12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
>
>13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
>
>14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is inappropriate
>for "kindergarten children" while they are operating power table-saws.
>
>15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet thy
>Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his
>ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
>
>
>http://www.family-usenet.com
>
><Waves to Steebie Winter - We know you're lurking>

and to think Kook Vito the First, beat Stabile the MONKey to the ultimate
usenet move...


--
Ak'toh'di

On 27 Jul 2005 07:41:46 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy -
>
>
>1 - Thou shalt not recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
>
>2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
>
>3 - Thou shalt not troll!
>
>4 - Thou shalt not swine!
>
>5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
>
>6 - Thou shalt not frog!
>
>7 - Thou shalt not flame!
>
>8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
>
>9 - Thou shalt not flood!
>
>10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
>
>11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
>
>12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
>
>13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
>
>14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is inappropriate
>for "kindergarten children" while they are operating power table-saws.
>
>15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet thy
>Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his
>ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
>
>
>http://www.family-usenet.com
>
><Waves to Steebie Winter - We know you're lurking>

He's busy justifying spamming in triangle.general. :)

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In article <405000df27454eb095213d22e4eaf565
@alt.binaries.erotica.female.bodyhair.pubes>, posted Wed, 27 Jul
2005 02:44:26 MDT, Fred [email protected] says...

>Sean Monaghan, <[email protected]>, whose name means "a right fuckwit; has
>a huge, fat arse and bigger tits than most women; likes to call his penis
>his 'mallet'", hacked:
>
>> The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy - 1 - Thou shalt not
>> recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
>
>My, how vicious you are.
>
>> 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
>
>Not us.
>
>> 3 - Thou shalt not troll!
>
>So, how do you feel about being trolled by me, Monaghan?
>
>> 4 - Thou shalt not swine!
>
>Not a problem.
>
>> 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
>
>And so am I.
>
>> 6 - Thou shalt not frog!
>
>Enculer a chien.
>
>> 7 - Thou shalt not flame!
>
>Not you.
>
>> 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
>
>Not much.
>
>> 9 - Thou shalt not flood!
>
>Not to be hypercritical, but..
>
>> 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
>
>Not to be hypercritical, but..
>
>> 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
>
>Not for me.
>
>> 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
>
>Not here.
>
>> 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
>
>Not working today?
>
>> 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is inappropriate
>> for "kindergarten children" while they are operating power table-saws.
>
>Are they really operating power table-saws, Monaghan?
>
>> 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet thy
>> Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox,
>> nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
>
>Are you fascinated by excrement or something?
>
>> http://www.family-usenet.com <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know
>> you're lurking>
>
>I heard the landlord telling you he was going to replace the back door.

This is outright blasphemy!

Kali
--
"Why, if a fish came to me, and told me he was going on a
journey, I should say, 'With what porpoise?' " "Don't you mean
'purpose'?" said Alice. "I mean what I say," the Mock Turtle
replied in an offended tone. - Lewis Carroll

On 28 Jul 2005 03:52:52 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> got
double secret probation because:

>Bob Officer wrote:
>
>> On 27 Jul 2005 07:41:46 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Sean Monaghan"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> > The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy -
>> >
>> >
>> > 1 - Thou shalt not recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
>> >
>> > 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
>> >
>> > 3 - Thou shalt not troll!
>> >
>> > 4 - Thou shalt not swine!
>> >
>> > 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
>> >
>> > 6 - Thou shalt not frog!
>> >
>> > 7 - Thou shalt not flame!
>> >
>> > 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
>> >
>> > 9 - Thou shalt not flood!
>> >
>> > 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
>> >
>> > 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
>> >
>> > 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
>> >
>> > 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
>> >
>> > 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is
>> > inappropriate for "kindergarten children" while they are operating
>> > power table-saws.
>> >
>> > 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet
>> > thy Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant,
>> > nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
>> >
>> >
>> > http://www.family-usenet.com
>> >
>> > <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know you're lurking>
>>
>> and to think Kook Vito the First, beat Stabile the MONKey to the
>> ultimate usenet move...
>
>Was Frito the first kook to establish his own hierarchy?

Near as I can remember, he is the only one to actually get it off the
ground. That ought to be worth a special achievemnt awrd.

--

I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you are winning

Kali wrote:

> In article <405000df27454eb095213d22e4eaf565
> @alt.binaries.erotica.female.bodyhair.pubes>, posted Wed, 27 Jul
> 2005 02:44:26 MDT, Fred [email protected] says...
>
> > Sean Monaghan, <[email protected]>, whose name means "a right
> > fuckwit; has a huge, fat arse and bigger tits than most women;
> > likes to call his penis his 'mallet'", hacked:
> >
> >> The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy - 1 - Thou shalt not
> >> recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
> >
> > My, how vicious you are.
> >
> >> 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
> >
> > Not us.
> >
> >> 3 - Thou shalt not troll!
> >
> > So, how do you feel about being trolled by me, Monaghan?
> >
> >> 4 - Thou shalt not swine!
> >
> > Not a problem.
> >
> >> 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
> >
> > And so am I.
> >
> >> 6 - Thou shalt not frog!
> >
> > Enculer a chien.
> >
> >> 7 - Thou shalt not flame!
> >
> > Not you.
> >
> >> 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
> >
> > Not much.
> >
> >> 9 - Thou shalt not flood!
> >
> > Not to be hypercritical, but..
> >
> >> 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
> >
> > Not to be hypercritical, but..
> >
> >> 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
> >
> > Not for me.
> >
> >> 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
> >
> > Not here.
> >
> >> 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
> >
> > Not working today?
> >
> >> 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is
> inappropriate >> for "kindergarten children" while they are operating
> power table-saws.
> >
> > Are they really operating power table-saws, Monaghan?
> >
> >> 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet
> thy >> Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant,
> nor his ox, >> nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
> >
> > Are you fascinated by excrement or something?
> >
> >> http://www.family-usenet.com <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know
> >> you're lurking>
> >
> > I heard the landlord telling you he was going to replace the back
> > door.
>
> This is outright blasphemy!

The shortest path to Vito's heart!


--

Sean Monaghan

Kook Kard Deck - http://www.petitmorte.net/sean/kookdeck/

Bob Officer wrote:

> On 27 Jul 2005 07:41:46 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Sean Monaghan"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy -
> >
> >
> > 1 - Thou shalt not recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
> >
> > 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
> >
> > 3 - Thou shalt not troll!
> >
> > 4 - Thou shalt not swine!
> >
> > 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
> >
> > 6 - Thou shalt not frog!
> >
> > 7 - Thou shalt not flame!
> >
> > 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
> >
> > 9 - Thou shalt not flood!
> >
> > 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
> >
> > 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
> >
> > 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
> >
> > 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
> >
> > 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is
> > inappropriate for "kindergarten children" while they are operating
> > power table-saws.
> >
> > 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet
> > thy Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant,
> > nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
> >
> >
> > http://www.family-usenet.com
> >
> > <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know you're lurking>
>
> and to think Kook Vito the First, beat Stabile the MONKey to the
> ultimate usenet move...

Was Frito the first kook to establish his own hierarchy?

--

Sean Monaghan

Kook Kard Deck - http://www.petitmorte.net/sean/kookdeck/

Aratzio wrote:

> On 28 Jul 2005 03:52:52 GMT, "Sean Monaghan" <[email protected]> got
> double secret probation because:
>
> > Bob Officer wrote:
> >
> >> On 27 Jul 2005 07:41:46 GMT, in rec.woodworking, "Sean Monaghan"
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >>
> >> > The 15 Commandments of the fam.* hierarchy -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > 1 - Thou shalt not recognise false news-admins before Vito Kuhn!
> >> >
> >> > 2 - Thou shalt not write the name of thy Vito Kuhn in flame!
> >> >
> >> > 3 - Thou shalt not troll!
> >> >
> >> > 4 - Thou shalt not swine!
> >> >
> >> > 5 - Honour thy Vito and thy Susan!
> >> >
> >> > 6 - Thou shalt not frog!
> >> >
> >> > 7 - Thou shalt not flame!
> >> >
> >> > 8 - Thou shalt not bomb!
> >> >
> >> > 9 - Thou shalt not flood!
> >> >
> >> > 10 - Thou shalt not proxy!
> >> >
> >> > 11 - Thou shalt not cross-post!
> >> >
> >> > 12 - Thou shalt not cyber-stalk!
> >> >
> >> > 13 - Thou shalt not sign posts with more than four lines of coke.
> >> >
> >> > 14 - Thou shalt not swear or use "foul language" which is
> >> > inappropriate for "kindergarten children" while they are
> operating >> > power table-saws.
> >> >
> >> > 15 - Thou shalt not covet thy Frito's house, thou shalt not covet
> >> > thy Frito's rosey-palm, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant,
> >> > nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Frito's.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > http://www.family-usenet.com
> >> >
> >> > <Waves to Steebie Winter - We know you're lurking>
> >>
> >> and to think Kook Vito the First, beat Stabile the MONKey to the
> >> ultimate usenet move...
> >
> > Was Frito the first kook to establish his own hierarchy?
>
> Near as I can remember, he is the only one to actually get it off the
> ground.

- with a little help from the denizens of AUK. <g>

He already has at least a dozen peers, and the list will only grow.

> That ought to be worth a special achievemnt awrd.

Frito's already up for the Pickett; that should be good enough for this
month, considering how relatively silent he has been. If he starts
issuing mass cancels and/or melting down like a madman, then a KotM
nomination might be in order for *next* month. Konrad has it locked-up
for July, and David has just seconded Tommy Bishop - so Frito can wait
until he has earned it.

--

Sean Monaghan

Kook Kard Deck - http://www.petitmorte.net/sean/kookdeck/