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John

11/08/2005 10:29 AM

Adventures in family woodworking

Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
shit like apply glue and paint.

We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her fucking
dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little cunt moving.
All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue on
the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
complaining, whining, and a big mess.

A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.

I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.

BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?


This topic has 17 replies

n

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 8:47 AM

Obvious troll guys.

Quit responding.

Why would you respond to this jackass anyway?

Robert

Di

Dave in Fairfax

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 11:50 AM

John wrote:
snip

Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
can't be traced back.
Dave in Fairfax
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Dave in Fairfax

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 12:10 PM

Swingman wrote:
> ... and what was that you said the other day about DFTFT? ;)

A good point. Did you forward it to his ISP and the fed?
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[email protected] (Dave Mundt)

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

16/08/2005 2:03 AM

Greetings and salutations...

On Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:20:33 GMT, "Bjarte Runderheim"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>"Glen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> John wrote:
>>> Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll
>>> clothing, so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the
>>> woodshop and expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured
>>> we'd build a fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she
>>> would do lame shit like apply glue and paint.
>
>> I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.
>
>
>Do'nt you guys recognize a troll when you see one?
>
>What does that say about your own levels of childraising?
>
>Bjarte
>
>
I thought it WAS a great parody, in the spirit of Swift's "A
modest proposal", and got quite a laugh out of it. Shucks,
considering some of the joyous moments I see with my sister's kids,
I thought it was understated at times.
Especially the stubborn poutiness of the girl *smile*.
Regards
Dave Mundt

Gg

Glen

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 10:40 AM

John wrote:
> Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
> so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
> expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
> fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
> shit like apply glue and paint.
>
> We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
> so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her fucking
> dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little cunt moving.
> All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
> figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
> damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue on
> the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
> complaining, whining, and a big mess.
>
> A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
> daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.
>
> I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
> hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
> only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
> woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
> HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.
>
> BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.

Glen

Sk

"Swingman"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 7:02 AM

"Dave in Fairfax" wrote in message
> John wrote:
> snip
>
> Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
> can't be traced back.
> Dave in Fairfax

... and what was that you said the other day about DFTFT? ;)

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"Leon"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 5:30 PM


<[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Obvious troll guys.
>
> Quit responding.
>
> Why would you respond to this jackass anyway?
>
> Robert


Seems as though you added your name to the list, right under mine.

DS

"D Steck"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 3:37 PM

Bruce,

Have you ever collected your $500 for SPAM? If so, I'm changing my
signature line!!!

"Bruce Barnett" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> John <[email protected]> writes:
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"RonB"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 8:05 AM

I read through most of this expecting a punchline. I don't suppose the
crosspost to 'fam.woodworking' is a clue to his true motive.

In any case this guy is a piece of work.

RonB

Sf

"Schroeder"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 6:25 AM

geeez.....fish on!


"RonB" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:M2IKe.5449$Pl1.2238@okepread02...
> I read through most of this expecting a punchline. I don't suppose the
> crosspost to 'fam.woodworking' is a clue to his true motive.
>
> In any case this guy is a piece of work.
>
> RonB
>
>

Uu

"Upscale"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 2:09 PM

"Dave in Fairfax" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
> can't be traced back.

I just figured he was trolling and not worth the bother.

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 2:58 PM

I can not quite pin point it but I see you as one or several of the
following.

1. You are a troll.
2. Generally your child will act just like you.
3. You are an ungrateful SOB and God let you have children despite your
personality.
4. You have had 6 years to raise and learn to hate your daughter.

I could go on but you probably already realize what you really are. With a
lot of hard work you may change for the better.


"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
> so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
> expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
> fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
> shit like apply glue and paint.
>
> We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
> so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her fucking
> dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little cunt moving.
> All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
> figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
> damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue
> on
> the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
> complaining, whining, and a big mess.
>
> A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
> daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.
>
> I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
> hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
> only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
> woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
> HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.
>
> BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

Jj

John

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 12:33 PM

Glen <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> John wrote:
>> Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll
>> clothing, so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the
>> woodshop and expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I
>> figured we'd build a fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous
>> stuff, and she would do lame shit like apply glue and paint.
>>
>> We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do
>> anything so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed
>> her fucking dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the
>> little cunt moving. All she would do is stand there, with her arms
>> crossed and pouting. But I figured that was the best I could expect
>> from her, so I got started on the damn bird house. I made her watch
>> everything. Then I made her put glue on the edges of some of the
>> pieces, which went about as well as expected -- complaining, whining,
>> and a big mess.
>>
>> A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the
>> shop. My daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door
>> shut. Yeesh.
>>
>> I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when
>> she hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to
>> be her only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell
>> with woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting
>> some of HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow
>> flattery.
>>
>> BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?
>
> I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.
>
> Glen

I don't see how my fucking attitude would have a goddamn thing to do with
hers. I blame it on her mom.

Jj

John

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 12:36 PM

Dave in Fairfax <[email protected]> wrote in news:42FB3B74.256400D7
@fairfax.com:
>
> John wrote:
> snip
>
> Interesting that you'd admit to child abuse and think that your addy
> can't be traced back.
> Dave in Fairfax

Interesting that you think teaching a child how to build a bird house is
abusive.

You must have had a traumatic experience with a table saw when you were a
lad.

BB

Bruce Barnett

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 5:19 PM

John <[email protected]> writes:

+----------+
| PLEASE |
| DO NOT |
| FEED THE |
| TROLLS |
+----------+
| |
| |
.\|.||/..


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"Cyrille de Brébisson"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 1:59 PM

Hello,

Language was a little bit abusive, even for someone just venting out and
being pissed off, but I had a good laugh :-)

cyrille


"John" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll clothing,
> so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the woodshop and
> expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured we'd build a
> fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she would do lame
> shit like apply glue and paint.
>
> We went out there, and the grumpy little bitch didn't want to do anything
> so she sat on the floor and refused to budge. So I grabbed her fucking
> dolly and threatened to saw its head off; that got the little cunt moving.
> All she would do is stand there, with her arms crossed and pouting. But I
> figured that was the best I could expect from her, so I got started on the
> damn bird house. I made her watch everything. Then I made her put glue
> on
> the edges of some of the pieces, which went about as well as expected --
> complaining, whining, and a big mess.
>
> A few hours later, the bird house glued and clamped, we left the shop. My
> daughter ran straight to her bedroom and slammed the door shut. Yeesh.
>
> I sure hope that little brat grows a spectacular set of knockers when she
> hits puberty, because it looks to me like sluttiness is going to be her
> only hope of contributing anything AT ALL to society. To hell with
> woodworking; in a few years, her slag mother can start imparting some of
> HER vast knowledge of banging guys in exchange for shallow flattery.
>
> BTW, has anybody got blueprints for a paddle?

BR

"Bjarte Runderheim"

in reply to John on 11/08/2005 10:29 AM

11/08/2005 4:20 PM


"Glen" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> John wrote:
>> Yesterday my daughter (age 6) threw a two hour tantrum over doll
>> clothing, so I decided that it was time to drag her ass out to the
>> woodshop and expand her horizons beyond dolls and unicorns. I figured
>> we'd build a fucking bird house. I'd do all the dangerous stuff, and she
>> would do lame shit like apply glue and paint.

> I wonder how much her attitude has to do with yours.


Do'nt you guys recognize a troll when you see one?

What does that say about your own levels of childraising?

Bjarte


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