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charlie b

22/09/2003 12:32 PM

Opportunistic Optimist

Every cloud has a silver lining - or at least a little
shine to it. Or crisis presents opportunities.

Sunday morning, spent three hours in the emergency room (2-5am)
prompted by 4 previous hours of what the medical profession
refers to as "discomfort", accompanied by nausea and a hint
of vertigo. Diagnosis - likely a kidney stone. Hard to
believe that could produce the symptoms it does - "discomfort"
is in no way an adequate descriptor of the feeling.

But the wood working related part is that they gave me a
great little plastic funnel with a very fine mesh screen
acrossed the bottom opening. Looked like an ideal finish
strainer so I asked for, and got, a couple more.

Wonder what the diagnosticians going to say after analyzing
a shellac crystal? Don't know what I'm going to do if he
prescribes a "no shellac" diet.

Put me in a room full of horse manure and I'll start digging
looking for the pony I'm sure is in there somewhere.

charlie b


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Nova

in reply to charlie b on 22/09/2003 12:32 PM

22/09/2003 9:59 PM

charlie b wrote:

> Wonder what the diagnosticians going to say after analyzing
> a shellac crystal? Don't know what I'm going to do if he
> prescribes a "no shellac" diet.

Try some seedlac. They little bug parts should keep them guessin'.

Hope you feel better.

--
Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA

md

"mttt"

in reply to charlie b on 22/09/2003 12:32 PM

22/09/2003 4:58 PM


"charlie b" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> prompted by 4 previous hours of what the medical profession
> refers to as "discomfort", accompanied by nausea and a hint
> of vertigo. Diagnosis - likely a kidney stone. Hard to
> believe that could produce the symptoms it does - "discomfort"
> is in no way an adequate descriptor of the feeling.

I had one of those about 8 years ago. I, and my friends and family, remark
about my apparent high threshold for pain.

But that lil' stone turned me into a sobbing, racking, wreck of flesh.
Never, ever had I had such pain!

I was on the road, in KC, when it hit. I took a taxi to the ER and happened
upon an ER physician who quickly ascertained the likely cause of my
discomfort, and (literally) ran for the Demerol. Turns out he had one once
and knew the pain level. God Bless that Doctor. God Bless meperidine.


md

"mttt"

in reply to charlie b on 22/09/2003 12:32 PM

23/09/2003 10:28 AM


"Christopher" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> "charlie b" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]...
> a kidney stone. Had another one last year and required surgery to get rid
> of it. I was hooked up to a morphine machine with a little button for
about

In all seriousness, there's only ONE condition I fear. And that's a repeat
bout of a stone. It's been about 8 years for me too since the first one.
Damn, That hurt!!!

Cc

"Christopher"

in reply to charlie b on 22/09/2003 12:32 PM

22/09/2003 6:59 PM

"charlie b" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Every cloud has a silver lining - or at least a little
> shine to it. Or crisis presents opportunities.
>
> Sunday morning, spent three hours in the emergency room (2-5am)
> prompted by 4 previous hours of what the medical profession
> refers to as "discomfort", accompanied by nausea and a hint
> of vertigo. Diagnosis - likely a kidney stone. Hard to
> believe that could produce the symptoms it does - "discomfort"
> is in no way an adequate descriptor of the feeling.
> charlie b

I had my first kidney stone about 7 or 8 years ago. When I was in the
emergency room the Doc told me that when someone comes in there screaming
and they don't seem to be bleeding, they are usually either pregnant or have
a kidney stone. Had another one last year and required surgery to get rid
of it. I was hooked up to a morphine machine with a little button for about
24 hours. I counted down the seconds each time until it allowed another
dose.

-Chris

Lr

"Leon"

in reply to charlie b on 22/09/2003 12:32 PM

22/09/2003 9:18 PM

Good for you charlie,,, but ;~) you know those couple of extra funnels
will probably add $100 to the bill LOL..



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