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Rev. Wright’s Revenge

The American people remember how quickly President Obama dropped his
preacher and spiritual advisor of many years when it became clear that
the holy man’s message of "God damn America" was going to cost him
votes. The Reverend who had baptized the Obama children had been a
long-time advisor to the President was both hurt and angry at this
public rejection.

President Obama, concerned about his plummeting poll numbers and
dwindling respect among those who had been duped by his "hope and
change" message decided to bolster his support among his base by
inviting his old pastor of 20 years to visit him at the White House.
The Reverend Wright arrived just prior to the record-breaking snow
fall which had blanketed the city. Since the tons of global warming
had made the roads impassable President Obama felt compelled to
invite the Reverend to spend the night in the White House’s private
quarters. The President retired early to ponder more socialist
spending programs to further destroy our country and left his famous
preacher and spiritual advisor to be entertained by our First Lady,
Michele.

The next morning the President strode into the Oval Office and
happened to look out through the full-length windows of this famous
office and noted that someone had written a message in urine upon the
pristine snow . He was both shocked and furious as the message read:
"Barak has a tiny dick."

He started shouting to aides to summon the CIA, the FBI, the Secret
Service, as well as the Black Panthers to investigate who the culprit
might be. The government agencies got to work immediately on chemical
and handwriting analyses. The Black Panthers got busy honing their
switchblades, ready to bring instant (nonMerandized) justice to the
malefactors.

By noon the government agencies had their report on the President’s
desk. It read: "We have conducted a thorough and complete
investigation of the incident and through careful scientific analysis
have determined that the urine is unquestionably that of the Reverend
Wright. Further, a committee of the nation’s preeminent handwriting
analysts has unanimously agreed that the handwriting is that of the
First Lady, Michele.

Perhaps the nation can now find respite from the numerous socialist
programs being crammed down its throat by its overzealous ideological
leader as the President was visibly shaken and departed immediately
for his cherished childhood mosque in Indonesia to pray for guidance
on how to handle the horns that had been placed upon his head.