Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
dealt with.
My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
ports.
A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
order out in a timely manner.
But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
understand.
I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
beneath contempt.
I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
(Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
[email protected])
(coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
sheesh.)
(but they seem to keep making money.)
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
> I use and love macs too, but the same features for price is not true
> much as I wish it was
And to that I say, so what?
I too am a Mac user, and you know sometimes the cheapest product is,
well, the cheapest in more ways than one. As with other types of
products (tools, machines, cars, electronics, appliances, labor - the
list goes on and on) It makes sense to pay a bit more for a better
product, and IMO the Mac is definitely a better product. It's certainly
not flawless as so many "Mac Bigots" like to claim, but despite being
more expensive compared to a Windows-based machine it's worth every
single penny in my book.
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
I'm an Apple laptop user and scan mac headlines a couple times a week.
It seems like every couple months or so, some mag or industry group
rates customer service of PC companies and Dell and Apple go back and
forth in the number one and two spots. At least if IIRC.
Maybe your experience is atypical or maybe customer service is a victim
of price competition. I only bring it up for conversation.
Anyway, good luck.
On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 20:35:00 -0600, "Nate B" <[email protected]> wrote:
>I just clicked my way over to the site.
>
>Under "Tech Specs", the IO ports are CLEARLY listed.
>I don't see a parallel or serial port on the list, therefore I would assume
>they were not there.
And you won't find the 360 degree tour any longer, either. That is
because that section of the Dell website was updated on April 1. I
ordered my laptop on March 28. Fortunately I took a screen shot and
saved it.
If you go to the section where you can download the manuals for the
8600, you will see that it comes in two flavors - one with the ports
and one without.
>
>Especially for high tech products, the picture doesn't mean jack squat.
> How
>long have you been in this world? Did it ever occur to you to pick up the
>phone and call about a possible difference between the CLEARLY LISTED I/O
>SPECs and some picture? Did you zoom in and get some processor and
>throughput specs from that picture too?
Had you read my OP thoroughly, you would have found that I did call
Dell and was not able to get a definitive answer from any of the three
people that I was passed around to before giving up.
As to the usefullness of a product photo in determining what easily
visible components might come with the unit in question - are you
really that much of a doofus?
>
>Dell runs a pretty good show, IMO.
Given the acuity demonstrated in the above, the quality of your
opinion is highly suspect.
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Tom Watson wrote:
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
Sorry for your problems. Dell CS has been fine with me. The last 4
computers I've bought are Dell.
I always go through the "Small Business" portal, not the "Consumer". Maybe
that makes a difference.
Best wishes getting this resolved. Maybe you could get a member of the
press to give 'em a call... <eg> Or a lawyer friend. My sister is a lawyer
so I have occasional cheap access to letterheads from "Dewey Cheatham &
Howe, Attorneys At Law" that get results.
-- Mark
you should return to grammar school, judging from that
little outburst.
dave
Tom Watson wrote:
> On Wed, 7 Apr 2004 19:45:51 -0600, "Nate B" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Didn't like what I typed?
>>
>>You're a moron. I get to tell you that. I'm certain Dell would LOVE to say
>>the same to you. You've earned it.
>
>
>
> how's your woodworking going, Nate.
>
> I'm guessing about as well as your personal skills allow.
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
SNIP?
Tom, I once hired an IT guy, friend of a friend. He said and produced all of
the right things. Within two weeks, I fired him - dumber than sack of
hammers. Found out later tat he moved to TX and went to work for DELL
Customer Service!
I have 10 laptops - all SONY. I have tried and used them all over the last
few years. I am very satisfied with all of the Sony's. We had one problem,
our fault, one call, sent it to SONY in San Diego, two weeks and $300.00
later, its back and works perfectly.
All USB ports plus a parallel port.
Dave
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"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> ports.
>
...
Careful of IBM: The way the set up the machines isn't necessarily what you
expect ubnless you're used to the IBM methods.
I can recommend Gateway - their CS is considerably improved and the order
process a lot simpler and more detailed than Dell. They also give you
actual CDs with the software on them. Only, well,Gateway's talkng about
minimizing their PC business now, so for tomorrow-protection? Guess it's
all a crapshoot anymore. Only thing they have left they can sell to
distinguish themselves is service and most of them don't know what the word
means.
Dell: I would go to a Thomas Register, get the president's name, address,
etc. and send a couple of well placed registered mails to them, asking for a
win-win remedy because you "know they're so good, but ...". You might get a
quick response and an unexpected break on the costs.
Pop Rivet notes:
>Dell: I would go to a Thomas Register, get the president's name, address,
>etc. and send a couple of well placed registered mails to them, asking for a
>win-win remedy because you "know they're so good, but ...". You might get a
>quick response and an unexpected break on the costs.
>
Michael Dell, IIRC.
Charlie Self
"It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
In article <pmkierst-CEB303.23162806042004
@nntp.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com>, [email protected]
says...
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> > This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> > failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> > situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> > hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> > understand.
>
> This comment baffles me. How is it relevant that they are "offshore"?
Well, first of all (and pretty importantly), I might actually be able
to understand what they are saying without having to say, "say again
..." about every time they ask a question or make a suggestion.
Secondly, they may (although, depending upon the company) actually have
actually seen and used one of the units being discussed.
... snip of stuff that is really true -- It really does no good to yell
at the droid on the other end of the phone, they have no authority to do
anything regardless of which shore they reside upon. They are simply
there to take the bullets for the bad examples of their company's
products. The one thing you can say about the off-shored folks,
especially the East Indians -- they are really good at apologizing, they
can't do anything about it, but boy are they sorry about it.
>
> Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
> Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
> undertones.
>
Oh, get over it, everybody is not xenophobic nor racist just because
they complain about the fact that they cannot understand a foreign
accent on the other end of a call that is supposed to be all about clear
communications.
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> I'll be glad to take off this gorilla suit. It is scratchy and smells
> of the metabolic excretions of a pissed off consumer.
Squeaky wheels, dontch'a know.
>
> Thank you all for listening to my whining.
Nah - you've chalked one up for the lil' guys.
On Wed, 7 Apr 2004 09:13:19 -0500, [email protected] (p_j) wrote:
>Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
>> dealt with.
>
>I'm an Apple laptop user and scan mac headlines a couple times a week.
>It seems like every couple months or so, some mag or industry group
>rates customer service of PC companies and Dell and Apple go back and
>forth in the number one and two spots. At least if IIRC.
>
>Maybe your experience is atypical or maybe customer service is a victim
>of price competition. I only bring it up for conversation.
And maybe the best in the industry is not too good.
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 17:54:12 GMT, Paul Kierstead
<[email protected]> wrote:
>But from your description I certainly do not see a failure to
>communicate clearly due to an accent as being the problem. The problem
>was that
>a) Dell presented out-dated information
Agreed.
>b) Dell refused to address your subsequent problem with that. It wasn't
>a failure to get the message, they just did SFA about it.
Since my only portal to Dell was through the offshore customer service
network, how am I to know that any information went upstream from
there - even though I specifically requested to be bumped to an
onshore representative of the company, and was refused?
>
>Neither of these had anything to do with offshore customer service.
Let's consider the issue of the missing order for the
should-have-not-been-needed- port replicator - wherein the order was
apparently lost - but realyl turned out to be a problem with my
ability to understand the order number that was attempted to be
communicated to me by the "I am thanking you very much for calling
Dell customer service" guy.
>Personally, any company which uses offshore customer service I knock
>down a notch because I am sick of companies shipping more and more jobs
>and money (and dodging taxes) out of the country, but I still don't
>blame the offshore people.
Agreed.
>
>
>Just my opinion; not really trying to start a war over it.
There will be a war over this sort of thing, but you didn't start it -
and economics will finish it.
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
On Wed, 7 Apr 2004 19:45:51 -0600, "Nate B" <[email protected]> wrote:
>Didn't like what I typed?
>
>You're a moron. I get to tell you that. I'm certain Dell would LOVE to say
>the same to you. You've earned it.
how's your woodworking going, Nate.
I'm guessing about as well as your personal skills allow.
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 23:28:01 -0500, "Swingman" <[email protected]> wrote:
>The two To$shiba laptops I've owned have been pretty good machines, but If I
>could reasonably build my own laptop, I would. I've built most of the 30+
>machines my businesses use, and have another dozen or so Compaq's we bought
>off a mortgage company going out of business a few years ago at less than
>$100/ea ... the hell of it is that HCAD continues to try to _appreciate_ the
>damn things for their property tax valuations.
I build all my own desktop machines and I would never buy a laptop
online, sight unseen, regardless of price. I want to be able to see
the machine in person, make sure it's exactly what I want before I
make a purchase.
If I can see it and then buy the identical machine online, fine.
Otherwise, forget it.
> This seems to be a favorite fix of Tier One Tech Dudes. I was taught
> that this was a Nuclear Level Option. I almost never call Tier One
> guys - they don't seem to know any more than me. The difficulty is in
> getting to the people who actually do know something.
>
There is a guaranteed way to get to Tier 2 support, cite a HSE
(Health, Safety, or Environmental) concern. This is an "Automatic
escalation" on the Tier 1 flow chart.
For example, when the battery on my laptop was shorting out (3 month
old battery, with 6 second battery life), I said that I was getting
"sporadic" shocks from the exterior of the laptop.
Tier 2 was back to me in a few hours arranging service.
For your case, you could have told them that "Every time I try to plug
in my printer, I get zapped" Once they forward you on, you can't talk
like an intelligent person to the tier 2 people.
But, thats just my 2 bits (pun intended)
Jay
Tom, I'm sorry you had such a difficult time ordering a system. However, I
would have expected with your name you wouldn't do business with anyone but
IBM. Are you related to THE Watsons?
(In case someone forgot or didn't know: Thomas J. Watson was the founder of
the Computer Tabulating Recording Company. CTR was the forerunner of IBM.
Tom senior was the President/CEO of IBM for many years. His son, Tom, Jr.,
followed him in the business.)
After pulling your chain, I must admit, as a retired IBMer, I am a committed
Dell user. When OS/2 bit the dust, I gave away my PS/2 and moved to Dell.
I've had four Dell desktop systems and my wife has a Dell laptop. I have
not had any problems with hardware ordering from Dell. I had one minor
hardware support problem. I allowed an overseas tech support person, for
whom English was a third or fourth language, to convince me that the answer
to my problem was to reformat my hard drive. It did not fix my problem, but
it was an almost simple task to rebuild my hard drive. Simple, because at
that point, I was already trained/conditioned to keep everything backed up!!
So I'm happy with Dell and wouldn't buy anything else at this point. One
close friend buys IBM, another buys Gateway and a third builds his own.
Everyone has had a problem with Dell/Gateway/IBM/Woodcraft/Rockler/Lee
Valley/Delta/Jet/Harbor Freight/Oak/Walnut/Maple. Problems are just another
opportunity.
Variety and choice. Politics and Pizza. Cars and Clothes. Women and
Whiskey.
Variety and choice: The spices of life!
Jack Flatley
Jacksonville, Florida
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
>
>
>
> >Stuff deleted<<
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
John Flatley writes:
>Everyone has had a problem with Dell/Gateway/IBM/Woodcraft/Rockler/Lee
>Valley/Delta/Jet/Harbor Freight/Oak/Walnut/Maple. Problems are just another
>opportunity.
Uh, if you say so. But what do I do with a Dell using an NEC CD burner that
works weirdly when it works. My singsong boy on the phone used up over 4 of my
hours re-installing XP and other fiddlefarting around, which did absolutely
nothing beyond giving me a headache. Actually, the headache was from trying to
understand a singsong accent from an overpolite Indian with my worn out
American ears.
He called back the next day--unlike Tom, I didn't lose him--and left a message,
but I didn't respond because I was not about to format my frigging hard drive
to make such a repair. What I need, chances in my favor being roughly 999 to
999.1--is a new CD burner. Wanna bet? My warranty has about a month to run,
which makes me nervous.
Charlie Self
"It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
... snip
>
> Most people who can turn on a computer can derive no benefit from Tier
> One Tech Support.
>
Not sure if even that doesn't make them over-qualified.
> ("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
>
In East Indian accent:
"OK, I want you to remove the connector at the back of the modem, the
one that goes between the transmit and receive modems. Now, run your
fingers across the pins to make sure all static has been removed from
the system. Wait 10 seconds, now plug re-attach it and check to see if
the problem has gone away"
Has *that* ever solved anybody's problems?
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
>
On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 01:38:30 GMT, "Mike in Mystic"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Hey Charlie,
>
>I've dealt with these "tech support" weenies before. The quickest and
>easiest way to get a part replaced is to simply tell the person that you've
>already done whatever it is they are suggesting you do. If this guy tells
>you to format your hard drive, say "I did, didn't fix it". It doesn't take
>them too long to reach the end of their pre-scripted troubleshooting list,
>at the end of which is usually the authority to RMA a defective part. Just
>my $0.02.
What I do is call and ask to speak to a second tier tech support
person or a tech supervisor. I explain that I realize that such an
august personage cannot be immediately produced and provide my cell
phone number, with the explicit expectation that they will call me
within the hour.
Sometimes this works and sometimes it doesn't.
Most people who can turn on a computer can derive no benefit from Tier
One Tech Support.
("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Tom Watson writes:
>
>Most people who can turn on a computer can derive no benefit from Tier
>One Tech Support.
Actually, I did benefit. This computer lives on the floor and I hadn't opened
the case. He told me, sort of, how to open the suitcase style case. And I then
checked the cables. And I next blew all the dust out. And then re-checked the
cables, re-assembled and found no change.
Next up, re-install XP, with the notation, from Mr. Singsong, that the next
step was a format of the hard drive, which is why I let the machine take his
call. Yeah, I can back up my stuff. That's why I've got a removable hard drive.
But I do NOT want to spend most of 2 days reinstalling stuff (for someone who
commented: Dell also provides program disks) and then off and on time over the
next month getting it into the shape I like. And I don't believe it will work,
either, which means I would have nearly 3 days time and a huge amount of
inconvenience invested in, essentially, nonsense.
Charlie Self
"It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
"Charlie Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>
> Uh, if you say so. But what do I do with a Dell using an NEC CD burner
that
> works weirdly when it works. My singsong boy on the phone used up over 4
of my
> hours re-installing XP and other fiddlefarting around, which did
absolutely
> nothing beyond giving me a headache.
Been there a long time ago, never again.
Now I use a local one man shop. I've bought my two home computers and about
10 at work. If there is a problem, I drop it off when he gets in the shop
at 10 AM and pick it up at lunch time, all fixed. Network problem? He
comes to me. Price is very competitive with Dell, Gateway, etc. Customer
service is fantastic.
Plenty of small shops around like that. My experience is that this is the
best way to go.
Ed
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:14:53 -0400, Roy Smith <[email protected]> wrote:
>Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>> ("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
>
>I take it you've never worked a help desk? Believe me, making sure it's
>plugged in (and turned on) is a vital part of any tech support call.
>The first rule of tech support is never assume anything. The second
>rule is don't believe anything the caller tells you that doesn't make
>sense unless you can verify it yourself.
>
>I work for a company which develops network management software. You've
>probably never heard of us, but you probably know many of the companies
>who are our customers. There's a reasonable chance that the software I
>wrote is used by your ISP to help manage your DSL or Cable Modem
>connection. You'd think we'd be able to figure out if something is
>plugged in or not, right?
>
>A while ago, I had a test system set up in an unused office at one of
>our remote locations. Every once in a while, it would go off the
>network, and we couldn't figure out why. Eventually we tracked down the
>problem. Some folks at the remote location needed a room for a meeting
>so they just used the empty office. They also needed a place to plug
>their laptops in, so they would unplug the (apparently unused) PC that
>was sitting there and use the network jack.
>
>So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
>trying to diagnose a computer problem.
I once read an email that was making the rounds, of an allegedly real
tech support call, that wound up with the person calling during a
power outage and wondering why the computer didn't work.
As best as I can remember, the last line from the tech guy to the
customer was, "Unplug your computer - give it back to your boss - and
tell him that you are too fucking stupid to have a computer."
Might be apocryphal - but who knows.
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Tue, Apr 6, 2004, 10:22pm [email protected] (Tom=A0Watson) says:
I once read an email that was making the rounds, of an allegedly real
tech support call, that wound up with the person calling during a power
outage and wondering why the computer didn't work.
As best as I can remember, the last line from the tech guy to the
customer was, "Unplug your computer - give it back to your boss - and
tell him that you are too fucking stupid to have a computer." <snip>
Wish I'd thought of saying that.
For a period, I was a lead computer operator, for a computer
manufacturing plant. Every time we lost power for any reason, about 60
seconds later, the phone in the computer room would ring. Always, it
was someone telling me their "computer" is "off", or "doesn't work".
Actually, all they had were terminans, we had 9-11 mainframes in the
computer room. So, I'd ask whoever, if they had any electricity out
there. Of course, the answer was always "no", so I tell them that
computer run on electricity. Didn't matter, the next thing was always,
"well, when's the electricity coming back on then?". After I told
whoever that I didn't know, about 3 times out of 10, I got asked why
didn't I know. Then, when the power did come back on, about a minute
after, the phone would ring. Same person, "my computer won't work".
Then, would have to explain, I'd have to reboot, restore, etc., and it
would take about an hour.
The sad part was, the same person(s) would call every time this
happened, and we'd go thru the same routine. The really sad part was,
the people calling were alost all 4 year college degree, delectrical
engineers, the high school grads all got it the first time they were
told. After I worked there for 9 years, the plant closed. Not too much
of a surprise, at one time these geniuses got the plant up to a 100%
rejection rate, for the boards we were manufacturing.
One of these geniuses came to me one evening, complaining his
report was wrong. Another of these 4 year degree electrical engineers,
working in a computer manufacturing plant. After about 15 minutes of
questioning him, I finally got him to tell me, he'd put in wrong
information, knowing it was wrong. Because he thought the computer
would correct it for him.
Sad, but true.l
JOAT
Don't e-mail me while I'm breathing.
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
The sad part was, the same person(s) would call every time this
happened, and we'd go thru the same routine. The really sad part was,
the people calling were alost all 4 year college degree, delectrical
engineers, the high school grads all got it the first time they were
told.
God Bless college grads & Naval Academy grads! Y'all know what "feedback" in
a sound system is, right? Late '50s, USS Salem, 6th Fleet flag in
Mediterranean. I was an ET3(E4 Electronics Tech for you non-squids) on the
emergency comm watch(basically a sleep-in unless there was trouble), and the
same Lt.(O3?), the shining star of his Annapolis class, had called me to the
bridge 4 times in 3 hr. on the mid-watch complaining of feedback on the
"fleet net"(UHF voice command circuit). First 2 times made careful check &
tested, everything OK. 3rd time stayed in shadows and watched. Dodo was
standing in front of an aux. speaker talking on the mike! Very courteously
explained to him that he should turn his back and move a couple feet away,
only to be called back again shortly! Last time I went to O.C.(Officer
Country) and awakened our Warrant Officer, explained the problem, then stood
back in the shadows and listened (gleefully, I might add) while he very
politely taught this Lt. what to do. This was NOT an A**-chewing, he just
nibbled around the edges until it FELL out! Never had a feedback call from
the bridge when he had OOD again!
--
Nahmie
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'WOW! What A
Ride!'"
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In article <[email protected]>, [email protected]
says...
> Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> > ("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
>
... snip
>
> So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
> trying to diagnose a computer problem.
>
Yeah, but a little common sense might come into play.
me: "System keeps giving me a blue screen of death when I try running
this command. Other commands in this set work fine"
help desk: "OK, first let's check, is the system console plugged into
line power?"
me: "Forget it, I'll find the problem myself, you are obviously to
flippin' stupid to be working a help desk" [in my mind]
"Yeah, can you think of any way I could get a CPU execution halted
message or the desired results on th other commands if the CPU were not
getting AC power?" [in reality]
Mark & Juanita notes:
>> So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
>> trying to diagnose a computer problem.
>>
>
> Yeah, but a little common sense might come into play.
>
>me: "System keeps giving me a blue screen of death when I try running
>this command. Other commands in this set work fine"
>
>help desk: "OK, first let's check, is the system console plugged into
>line power?"
>
>me: "Forget it, I'll find the problem myself, you are obviously to
>flippin' stupid to be working a help desk" [in my mind]
> "Yeah, can you think of any way I could get a CPU execution halted
>message or the desired results on th other commands if the CPU were not
>getting AC power?" [in reality]
>
Yes. My deal was a non-working CD burner, not a non-working computer. But the
whole horseshit sequence started with "is it plugged in," which is the kind of
goofiness that tends to set me up for respnses like, "Well,no. It's been
running off my tinfoil beanie for the past 10 months, so why the hell should I
plug it in now?".
Charlie Self
"It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
Wed, Apr 7, 2004, 10:36am (EDT+4) [email protected]
(Charlie=A0Self) says:
<snip> But the whole horseshit sequence started with "is it plugged in,"
which is the kind of goofiness that tends to set me up for respnses
like, "Well,no. It's been running off my tinfoil beanie for the past 10
months, so why the hell should I plug it in now?".
We used to have to go out on the floor to trouble-shoot terminals.
It was pretty useless to ask if they'd checked to see if it was plugged
in, because the response was always "yes". But, when we got out there,
chances were about even that the plug had been kicked loose, or even
out. A good portion of the other times, it was things like the screen
got turned off, and so on. These were supervisors, mind you, 4-year
degree people, hired as supervisors, direct out of college - and didn't
have a clue about what anybody working for them actually did. They were
supposed to turn off their terminal when they left it, so no
unauthorized people would use it, but they couldn't be bothered with a
5-second log in, took too long, so they'd just turn the screen off - and
then forget they'd done it. It was either someing along those lines, or
the terminal was totally dead and had to be swapped out, never seemed to
be any in-between.
JOAT
Don't e-mail me while I'm breathing.
JOAT responds:
> We used to have to go out on the floor to trouble-shoot terminals.
>It was pretty useless to ask if they'd checked to see if it was plugged
>in, because the response was always "yes". But, when we got out there,
>chances were about even that the plug had been kicked loose, or even
>out. A good portion of the other times, it was things like the screen
>got turned off, and so on. These were supervisors, mind you, 4-year
>degree people, hired as supervisors, direct out of college - and didn't
>have a clue about what anybody working for them actually did. They were
>supposed to turn off their terminal when they left it, so no
>unauthorized people would use it, but they couldn't be bothered with a
>5-second log in, took too long, so they'd just turn the screen off - and
>then forget they'd done it.
Second lieutenant talent. And that's what most recent college grads are.
Charlie Self
"Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped
teething." Mark Twain
Is that the one that they need to fog a mirror for? Or is that the pulse
required?
"Charlie Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> JOAT responds:
>
> > We used to have to go out on the floor to trouble-shoot terminals.
> >It was pretty useless to ask if they'd checked to see if it was plugged
> >in, because the response was always "yes". But, when we got out there,
> >chances were about even that the plug had been kicked loose, or even
> >out. A good portion of the other times, it was things like the screen
> >got turned off, and so on. These were supervisors, mind you, 4-year
> >degree people, hired as supervisors, direct out of college - and didn't
> >have a clue about what anybody working for them actually did. They were
> >supposed to turn off their terminal when they left it, so no
> >unauthorized people would use it, but they couldn't be bothered with a
> >5-second log in, took too long, so they'd just turn the screen off - and
> >then forget they'd done it.
>
> Second lieutenant talent. And that's what most recent college grads are.
>
> Charlie Self
> "Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they
escaped
> teething." Mark Twain
"J T" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> We used to have to go out on the floor to trouble-shoot terminals.
>It was pretty useless to ask if they'd checked to see if it was plugged
>in, because the response was always "yes". But, when we got out there,
>chances were about even that the plug had been kicked loose, or even
>out.
Had one a few months back. She could not understand why her computer did
not work right. I asked if anything happened. "No, nothing. I didn't do
anything"
OK, seemed like a keyboard problem so I thought I'd just swap it out and try
it. When I picked up the keyboard, water drained out of it. Even though
there was a 3/4 empty bottle sitting on the desk, she had no idea how it
could have gotten in there.
Ed
"Edwin Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote:
> Had one a few months back. She could not understand why her computer did
> not work right. I asked if anything happened. "No, nothing. I didn't do
> anything"
Boy, does that bring back memories. I used to work an in-house help
desk a long time ago. Every once in a while I would get somebody on the
phone who resisted all my efforts to get them to read me the error
message they were getting on their screen. They would give me vague
descriptions of the problem, or tell me stuff that I just knew couldn't
possibly be true. So, I'd say, "OK, don't do anything, I'll be at your
desk in 5 minutes".
When I'd get there, I discover that their screen was blank or something.
"Where is the error message you were telling me about?", I'd ask. "Is
this the state the machine was in when I told you not to do anything?"
They'd assure me that they hadn't done anything at all. "But, you were
reading me an error message on the screen when we were talking on the
phone, what happened to that?". "Oh, well, after you hung up I tried
deleting the file and that didn't work so I rebooted the machine".
"But, I asked you not to do anything". "Oh, I didn't do anything, I
just rebooted the machine because sometimes that helps".
If you've never worked a help desk, you probably won't believe that
stories like this are true. :-)
Charlie Self <[email protected]> wrote:
> Mark & Juanita notes:
> >> So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
> >> trying to diagnose a computer problem.
> >>
> >
> > Yeah, but a little common sense might come into play.
> Yes. My deal was a non-working CD burner, not a non-working computer. But the
> whole horseshit sequence started with "is it plugged in," which is the kind of
> goofiness that tends to set me up for respnses like, "Well,no. It's been
> running off my tinfoil beanie for the past 10 months, so why the hell should I
> plug it in now?".
I used to work a help desk back in the mainframe days.
I like to think I was pretty good at it, and one day
they asked me to write a script of questions so they
could use cheap student work study types to do first
line support. I pretty much told them I couldn't
do it because my questions depended a lot on who called
and what they said was the problem. If a Physics professor
called and launched into a fairly complex question there
was a good chance he knew more about computers than I did,
and he certainly knew enough to check that the power was on.
If, on the other hand, the Physics departmental secretary
called and said, "my computer doesn't work" then asking
if it was plugged in might be a valid first question.
Actually, some of those departmental secretaries were
pretty well clued in too.
On the receiving end of a tech support line I have
had some experience with some an overseas help desk and
I was favorably impressed. The guy seemed to know his
stuff, and when I explained that I was using Linux instead
of some Windows or Mac OS he didn't skip a beat, but gave
me useful information that solved the problem. I suppose
it makes a difference how much they pay for the outsourced
support line.
Bill Ranck
Blacksburg, Va.
In article <[email protected]>,
Larry Blanchard <[email protected]> wrote:
>In article <[email protected]>,
>[email protected] says...
>> take it you've never worked a help desk? Believe me, making sure it's
>> plugged in (and turned on) is a vital part of any tech support call.
>> The first rule of tech support is never assume anything. The second
>> rule is don't believe anything the caller tells you that doesn't make
>> sense unless you can verify it yourself.
>>
>I finally (after several years) got one of the techs at my ISP
>to add a note to my customer record. It says "if this guy says
>we have a problem, check it out - he's usually right". We'll
>see the next time it happens :-).
At a shop I used to work at, I was the in-house tech guru. And the
point-of-contact for our vendor (Sun MicroSystems) support contract.
The account ended up flagged "If this guy calls in, transfer him
_directly_ to Level FOUR support". There was a good reason for this --
if it was anything simpler than that, I handled it internally. On those
occasions where I had to holler for help, it was *deep*sh*t*, and it
needed somebody with direct access to system source-code to work the
issue.
It may also have helped preserve the sanity of the front-line support
people. They, by their own admissions, didn't understand the questions,
let alone have answers. Level 2 would recognize things enough to know
that they didn't know what to do -- beyond punt it to Level 3. Who
understood _immediately_ what I was talking about, but didn't have
sufficient access to get the necessary answers. And, once or twice,
I even managed to stump the L IV bunch.
We didn't have a source-code license -- the support guy couldn't
tell me what he was looking at on the screen, so I'd tell _him_. Conversation
generally along the lines of:
Me: Ok, first it does this,
He: yup.
Me: Then it does this.
He: uh-huh.
Me: Then it does _this_.
He: uh-huh.
Me: and *then* it does..."
He: Oh, *SHIT*!!!
And there'd be a patch on the way within a couple of hours. at least 95%
of that latency was the Q/A 'verification', and supporting paperwork.
That was another reason they were so willing to let me talk with the real
'back room' crew. They rarely had to do much 'research' on a problem I
found. I could lead them to the exact spot -- faster than they could find
it themselves, given that they were approaching the issue 'cold'.
In article <[email protected]>,
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:14:53 -0400, Roy Smith <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>>> ("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
>>
>>I take it you've never worked a help desk? Believe me, making sure it's
>>plugged in (and turned on) is a vital part of any tech support call.
>>The first rule of tech support is never assume anything. The second
>>rule is don't believe anything the caller tells you that doesn't make
>>sense unless you can verify it yourself.
>>
>>I work for a company which develops network management software. You've
>>probably never heard of us, but you probably know many of the companies
>>who are our customers. There's a reasonable chance that the software I
>>wrote is used by your ISP to help manage your DSL or Cable Modem
>>connection. You'd think we'd be able to figure out if something is
>>plugged in or not, right?
>>
>>A while ago, I had a test system set up in an unused office at one of
>>our remote locations. Every once in a while, it would go off the
>>network, and we couldn't figure out why. Eventually we tracked down the
>>problem. Some folks at the remote location needed a room for a meeting
>>so they just used the empty office. They also needed a place to plug
>>their laptops in, so they would unplug the (apparently unused) PC that
>>was sitting there and use the network jack.
>>
>>So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
>>trying to diagnose a computer problem.
>
>
>I once read an email that was making the rounds, of an allegedly real
>tech support call, that wound up with the person calling during a
>power outage and wondering why the computer didn't work.
>
>As best as I can remember, the last line from the tech guy to the
>customer was, "Unplug your computer - give it back to your boss - and
>tell him that you are too fucking stupid to have a computer."
>
>Might be apocryphal - but who knows.
I know a _true_story_ concerning a field service call, where a tech was
sent from Chicago to *MALAYSIA*, to deal with a 'machine not plugged in
to the wall' issue.
They *KNEW* that that was what the problem was, but the situation was _very_
"political", and this was a $BIG$BUCKS$ Customer, so they flew a techie
out to plug cord back in. _FIVE_DAYS_ travel, round trip. for a less-than-
30-second repair.
I heard about it from the guy who actually made the trip.
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:14:53 -0400, Roy Smith <[email protected]> wrote:
<snip>
Both are true. I was there.
Windows or Mac?
Cust: I need some statistics software for my computer.
Me: Is that for a Windows or Mac?
Cust: Huh? Whaddya mean?
Me: Is your computer a Windows or Macintosh
Cust: I don't know. How would I tell?
Me: How many buttons does your mouse have?
Floppy lost
Cust: I am having trouble with my stat software. I need to reinstall and
things aren't working.
Me: What is the error message you are getting?
Cust: Well I know it's missing or something is broken. I put the first disk
in and it did some stuff. Then it said to put in disk labeled Disk 2. I was
missing disk 2 so I labeled a disk and put Disk 2 on it and it still doesn't
work.
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> take it you've never worked a help desk? Believe me, making sure it's
> plugged in (and turned on) is a vital part of any tech support call.
> The first rule of tech support is never assume anything. The second
> rule is don't believe anything the caller tells you that doesn't make
> sense unless you can verify it yourself.
>
I finally (after several years) got one of the techs at my ISP
to add a note to my customer record. It says "if this guy says
we have a problem, check it out - he's usually right". We'll
see the next time it happens :-).
--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?
I'll agree with that. You have to be careful and check into a place but when
you find a good one (there are plenty out there), they are far better than
namebrand. Someone you can talk to, knows your system inside and out
(because they built it) and often will come out and fix it. Again though, be
careful. There are enough lousy ones out there to keep the good ones doing
good business.
"Edwin Pawlowski" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:PEJcc.12192> Now I
use a local one man shop. I've bought my two home computers and about
> 10 at work. If there is a problem, I drop it off when he gets in the shop
> at 10 AM and pick it up at lunch time, all fixed. Network problem? He
> comes to me. Price is very competitive with Dell, Gateway, etc. Customer
> service is fantastic.
>
> Plenty of small shops around like that. My experience is that this is the
> best way to go.
> Ed
>
>
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 22:14:53 -0400, Roy Smith <[email protected]> wrote:
>Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>> ("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
>So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
>trying to diagnose a computer problem.
I've worked as tech support (software) in the past, but a year or so
ago I still managed to pull one of those dope-slap moments.
The power supply went out on my wife's computer, so I ordered a new
one. It came and I installed it, plugged in and tried to turn on the
system - nothing, not even the fan. Fiddled around for a while then
called the company and they graciously agreed to accept it back as
DOA. Paid the return shipping and they sent out a new unit, identical
to the first. Installed it, plugged in tried to turn on - nothing
again. Now I'm not stupid (well, maybe a bit) so I figured that the
odds of getting two DOA power supplies in a row were pretty slim, so I
started working backwards. Cord plugged into wall... check! Cord
plugged into power supply... check! Power in wall socket... check!
Power supply properly plugged into motherboard and power switch...
check! Still wouldn't work. Finally decided that I *had* gotten a
second DOA power supply so I started to remove it from the system.
As I was taking the screw out there was a little click and something
moved slightly on the back of the power supply. I turned it over and
there was a little rocker switch labeled 0-1, now in the 1 position.
Light bulb time! ATX power supplies can be switched on and off through
the front panel switch, but many (maybe most) have a power switch on
the back of the supply. The original on that system didn't, but the
replacement did. I'd just wasted two weeks and $15 bucks in shipping
charges (not to mention causing the mfg. to toss a perfectly good
p.s.) just because I hadn't *turned the stupid thing on!!!*
Oh well, as Albert Einstein once said "the only difference between
genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
Tim Douglass
http://www.DouglassClan.com
"Robert Bonomi" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
>
> We didn't have a source-code license -- the support guy couldn't
> tell me what he was looking at on the screen, so I'd tell _him_.
Conversation
> generally along the lines of:
> Me: Ok, first it does this,
> He: yup.
> Me: Then it does this.
> He: uh-huh.
> Me: Then it does _this_.
> He: uh-huh.
> Me: and *then* it does..."
> He: Oh, *SHIT*!!!
Reverse engineering is usually called out as a No-No buried deep in the
contract someplace... :)
Blame Java, the clause wasn't that big of a deal when you were reading
object code.
Hey Charlie,
I've dealt with these "tech support" weenies before. The quickest and
easiest way to get a part replaced is to simply tell the person that you've
already done whatever it is they are suggesting you do. If this guy tells
you to format your hard drive, say "I did, didn't fix it". It doesn't take
them too long to reach the end of their pre-scripted troubleshooting list,
at the end of which is usually the authority to RMA a defective part. Just
my $0.02.
Mike
"Charlie Self" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> John Flatley writes:
>
> >Everyone has had a problem with Dell/Gateway/IBM/Woodcraft/Rockler/Lee
> >Valley/Delta/Jet/Harbor Freight/Oak/Walnut/Maple. Problems are just
another
> >opportunity.
>
> Uh, if you say so. But what do I do with a Dell using an NEC CD burner
that
> works weirdly when it works. My singsong boy on the phone used up over 4
of my
> hours re-installing XP and other fiddlefarting around, which did
absolutely
> nothing beyond giving me a headache. Actually, the headache was from
trying to
> understand a singsong accent from an overpolite Indian with my worn out
> American ears.
>
> He called back the next day--unlike Tom, I didn't lose him--and left a
message,
> but I didn't respond because I was not about to format my frigging hard
drive
> to make such a repair. What I need, chances in my favor being roughly 999
to
> 999.1--is a new CD burner. Wanna bet? My warranty has about a month to
run,
> which makes me nervous.
>
> Charlie Self
> "It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> ("Have you checked to see if your computer is plugged in?")
I take it you've never worked a help desk? Believe me, making sure it's
plugged in (and turned on) is a vital part of any tech support call.
The first rule of tech support is never assume anything. The second
rule is don't believe anything the caller tells you that doesn't make
sense unless you can verify it yourself.
I work for a company which develops network management software. You've
probably never heard of us, but you probably know many of the companies
who are our customers. There's a reasonable chance that the software I
wrote is used by your ISP to help manage your DSL or Cable Modem
connection. You'd think we'd be able to figure out if something is
plugged in or not, right?
A while ago, I had a test system set up in an unused office at one of
our remote locations. Every once in a while, it would go off the
network, and we couldn't figure out why. Eventually we tracked down the
problem. Some folks at the remote location needed a room for a meeting
so they just used the empty office. They also needed a place to plug
their laptops in, so they would unplug the (apparently unused) PC that
was sitting there and use the network jack.
So, yeah, "Is it plugged in?" really is the first question to ask when
trying to diagnose a computer problem.
You've got this customer service thing all wrong. It's not there to help
you, it's there so they can say that they have it. Makes for better
advertising.
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> ports.
>
> A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
> chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
> serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
> degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
> screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
>
> Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
> the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
> of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
>
> After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
> longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
> did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
> given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
> their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
> never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
> would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
>
> Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
> the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
> replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
> for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
> the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
> not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
> with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
> generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
> cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
> had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
>
> It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
> the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
> figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
>
> Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
> email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
> When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
> completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
> two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
> and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
> causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
> have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
> order out in a timely manner.
>
> But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
> people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
>
> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> understand.
>
> I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
> that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
> feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
> beneath contempt.
>
> I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
>
> I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
> out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
> will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
>
>
> (Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
> [email protected])
>
> (coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
> up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
> to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
> sheesh.)
>
> (but they seem to keep making money.)
>
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
I use and love macs too, but the same features for price is not true
much as I wish it was, 200gig hd, 3.something ghz processor(not a celery
either), 512 megs ddr ram 128 meg video card, full works on the drive
(dvd/cd/r/rw/disk)
monitor, speakers and some free software+other goodies for 1400$ CAN,
this is 100$ more then an emac, which is very not upgradable, relatively
big. 1.25 gig chip(and the PC had hyper threading, so the argument
about macs being more efficient just doesnt work here)1.25, even at 200%
more efficent doesnt equal the speed of 3 ghz. 256 megs of ddr ram for
the emac, an 80 gig hd instead of 200, a super drive(not a great drive,
and if one thing dies, the whole thing is shot) 32 meg video card.
there is no way that is the same features.
> >
>
> Personally I use Macs. I don't have to put up with M$ garbage and most
> every app I need is there except for niche stuff, and that's usually not
> a problem. Better hardware too. I've had Macs since 1987, at last count
> I think 14 of them and only ONE thing broke, the SONY floppy in my
> original Mac Plus, otherwise it's been a mouse. That's pretty good
> reliability. IF you need compatibiliy, there is MS Office and quicken,
> quickbooks and such. No real barriers. And while many think Macs cost
> more, when you price them to a braded PC with the SAME features, the
> cost difference is small and the Macs last longer.
> So, they get my bucks, just on the virus, security issues.
>
> > dave
> >
> > dave
> >
> > >
"Mark Jerde" <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]:
> Tom Watson wrote:
>> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
>> dealt with.
>
> Sorry for your problems. Dell CS has been fine with me. The last 4
> computers I've bought are Dell.
>
> I always go through the "Small Business" portal, not the "Consumer".
> Maybe that makes a difference.
>
> Best wishes getting this resolved. Maybe you could get a member of
> the press to give 'em a call... <eg> Or a lawyer friend. My sister
> is a lawyer so I have occasional cheap access to letterheads from
> "Dewey Cheatham & Howe, Attorneys At Law" that get results.
>
> -- Mark
>
>
>
One drawback is that when ordering from Small Business you pay sales tax
in almost every state as Dell has service centers for business
everywhere. When ordering through home, they only collect the tax in a
couple of states
Paul Kierstead <[email protected]> wrote in news:pmkierst-
[email protected]:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
>> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
>> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
>> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
>> understand.
>
> This comment baffles me. How is it relevant that they are "offshore"?
> What, do you think if they were Americans they would have bent over
> backwards to help you?
Dell apparently thinks it's both relevant and a failure. Business
accounts now go to a US based customer service facility (it only
took the loss of a couple of big accounts for Dell to see the
problem). Individuals, like Tom, are still stuck with the offshore
support.
John
"Leon" wrote in message
> And to think that Dell has one of the better reputations...
>
> I would hate to go with a brand that is not as good as Dell.
The two To$shiba laptops I've owned have been pretty good machines, but If I
could reasonably build my own laptop, I would. I've built most of the 30+
machines my businesses use, and have another dozen or so Compaq's we bought
off a mortgage company going out of business a few years ago at less than
$100/ea ... the hell of it is that HCAD continues to try to _appreciate_ the
damn things for their property tax valuations.
--
www.e-woodshop.net
Last update: 4/02/04
On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 03:16:35 GMT, Paul Kierstead
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
>Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
>undertones.
I don't have anything against blind people - but I don't want them to
be able to drive taxis.
I don't have anything aginst deaf people - but I don't want them
tuning my piano.
I don't have anything against really tall people - but I don't think
they make good jockeys.
And I don't have anything against people with Indian accents - but
they should not have jobs whose very essence is clarity of
communication - in English.
So, smack that.
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
>
Tom, I haven't dealt with them for a year or two, but I've
always gotten excellent service from JDR (www.jdr.com). Usually
I've bought a motherboard and the pieces to build my own, but
they also sell complete systems. Unfortunately I don't think
they sell laptops, although they do have some very small
desktops. As well as some industrial stuff that will live
forever bathed in sawdust :-).
--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?
"Tom Watson"
> No, I'm leaving out the part where the ports were not described at
> all in the system specs when I ordered and the only clue was the
> pictorial representation of the back of the unit.
I just clicked my way over to the site.
Under "Tech Specs", the IO ports are CLEARLY listed.
I don't see a parallel or serial port on the list, therefore I would assume
they were not there.
> Would you like to characterize my assumption that those ports would be
> included, based on a Dell provided product tour, that I screen
> shotted, to be without merit?
Especially for high tech products, the picture doesn't mean jack squat. How
long have you been in this world? Did it ever occur to you to pick up the
phone and call about a possible difference between the CLEARLY LISTED I/O
SPECs and some picture? Did you zoom in and get some processor and
throughput specs from that picture too?
Dell runs a pretty good show, IMO. Send that puppy back if you don't like
it and see what your money buys you in ordering ease, support and customized
hardware configuration over at the competition.
- Nate
Nate B babbles:
>Especially for high tech products, the picture doesn't mean jack squat.
WTF would you put it up, then?
>How
>long have you been in this world? Did it ever occur to you to pick up the
>phone and call about a possible difference between the CLEARLY LISTED I/O
>SPECs and some picture? Did you zoom in and get some processor and
>throughput specs from that picture too?
Did you read any of Tom's earlier posts, where he attempted to get said
information numerous times?
Did you, in fact, read enough to know what is going on, or just enough to make
a couple unbased snide remarks?
Charlie Self
"It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
"Tom Watson"
> If you go to the section where you can download the manuals for the
> 8600, you will see that it comes in two flavors - one with the ports
> and one without.
Laptops come with and without - floppy drives, CD drives, PCMCI ports,
speakers, mice, monitor outputs, yada, yada, yada. Furthermore, Dell is a
custom shop. Do you really expect them to provide cute little 3D marketing
photos of , literally, the millions of possible options they offer?
Did you blindly expect the last car you bought to come fully loaded like the
one on the showroom floor? Do you also get as self righteous with the cook
at a place like Denny's when the food doesn't come out looking like the
picutre on the menu, or on a plate of the same design? I see Dewalt
planers might come with a nice slab of hardwood, some sawdust and perhaps a
woodshop to boot. Where's the line for you?
Given some time, I'm sure one could find thousands of products for sale with
pictures that depict accessories and variations that are or are not
included. Hence - I had to ask if you were born yesterday and perhaps have
missed out on your fair share of some of these advertizing images and what
they mean.
As to your comment about me reading the OP - of course I read it. You made
no phonecall and seemingly didn't bother to read the clearly listed Tech
Specs BEFORE you ordered. You earned what you got, IMO.
- Nate
In article <pmkierst-
[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
> Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
> undertones.
>
You mean being pissed off that a US company has customer support
people that can barely speak the language? And that if you
don't speak "the Queens English" with a lilt, they can't
understand you either?
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> >
> Tom, I haven't dealt with them for a year or two, but I've
> always gotten excellent service from JDR (www.jdr.com). Usually
> I've bought a motherboard and the pieces to build my own, but
> they also sell complete systems. Unfortunately I don't think
> they sell laptops, ...
After posting that, I checked their website. They now carry 4
Toshiba laptops along with all their other stuff.
--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?
"Tom Watson"
> I'm guessing about as well as your personal skills allow.
My personal skills?
Your personal skills couldn't solve a trite problem ordering your computer
from a company that caters to the common public.
You clearly, perhaps accidentally, ordered something that didn't suit you.
IMO, it was your fault for not reading the specs carefully. When you found
out what you really wanted was going to cost more money, you had a childish
tantrum about it. Maybe it's because you don't have much money. I don't
know. I imagine you likely confused someone at Dell with your tantrum - but
hey, sometimes these guys get confused on their own. Big deal. Some people
actually know how to deal with that and move on with their lives -
especially considering that it will likely be soon enough when you piss off
and/or confuse one of your own customers.
Your self righteousness about the situation and desperate need for
vindication and personal validation from as many faceless people as possible
for such a small issue is truly pitiful.
- Nate
Go Nate!!
dave
Nate B wrote:
> "Tom Watson"
>
>
>>I'm guessing about as well as your personal skills allow.
>
>
> My personal skills?
>
> Your personal skills couldn't solve a trite problem ordering your computer
> from a company that caters to the common public.
>
> You clearly, perhaps accidentally, ordered something that didn't suit you.
> IMO, it was your fault for not reading the specs carefully. When you found
> out what you really wanted was going to cost more money, you had a childish
> tantrum about it. Maybe it's because you don't have much money. I don't
> know. I imagine you likely confused someone at Dell with your tantrum - but
> hey, sometimes these guys get confused on their own. Big deal. Some people
> actually know how to deal with that and move on with their lives -
> especially considering that it will likely be soon enough when you piss off
> and/or confuse one of your own customers.
>
> Your self righteousness about the situation and desperate need for
> vindication and personal validation from as many faceless people as possible
> for such a small issue is truly pitiful.
>
>
> - Nate
>
>
>
On Tue, 06 Apr 2004 17:38:58 -0400, Tom Watson <[email protected]>
wrote:
Welcome to Dell. I had the same run around when I ordered my Inspiron
5150 just before Christmas. 7 weeks it took to get here, and in the
end I made a special trip to the courier depot before I left for
another city 2000km away. Having got the computer, I like it - it does
what I want, but their service is shocking. As you say, the roundabout
on the phone, never returning calls, never a straight answer, hard to
understand accents. On the phone everyday in the end without results.
I like the computer, but I hope it never breaks down. if they are like
this when you are giving them money... Put me off getting another Dell
without some seriously good reasons.
Geoff
--
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
I don't seem to have access to the original message so I'm responding
to yours...
I have purchased 4 computers from Dell. Two laptops and two desktops.
One of the laptops is now over 4 years old. It is the machine that I
practically live on. I am a professional software developer. My
Inspiron 7500 may not be very fast any more but it is a work horse. I
am using it 8 to 14 hours a day. I have had a few problems here and
there that were covered under warranty without any problem at all. I
called up, said something wasn't working and the next day the
technician came to see me wherever I was. (I do consulting so they
have visited me in different cities) There are features about my
laptop that made it a no-brainer purchase and I have no regrets about
it. As long as these same features are available I'll be purchasing
another Dell.
I will agree with you that Dell's outsourced customer service is
really bad. The language wasn't much of a barrier but some things
were not clearly understood and this caused me to lose at least a
couple days of billable work. This was after my laptop was out of
warranty.
When the COM port on my laptop went out I just bought a port
replicator for not more than about $80 and it works fine.
--
Jim
In article <[email protected]>, Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
>On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 03:16:35 GMT, Paul Kierstead
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
>>Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
>>undertones.
>
>
>I don't have anything against blind people - but I don't want them to
>be able to drive taxis.
>
>I don't have anything aginst deaf people - but I don't want them
>tuning my piano.
>
>I don't have anything against really tall people - but I don't think
>they make good jockeys.
>
>And I don't have anything against people with Indian accents - but
>they should not have jobs whose very essence is clarity of
>communication - in English.
>
>So, smack that.
>
Ayup. While I applaud Wal-Mart's efforts at hiring the handicapped, excuse me,
the differently abled, one store on the north side of Indianapolis has IMO
taken that just a bit too far. One of their employees has a *severe* speech
impediment. Guess who makes the loudspeaker announcements?
--
Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek-at-milmac-dot-com)
For a copy of my TrollFilter for NewsProxy/Nfilter,
send email to autoresponder at filterinfo-at-milmac-dot-com
>> In article <[email protected]>,
>> Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>any chance on God's green earth you were so OBNOXIOUS to all
>>>the folks at Dell that they made sure you got what you
>>>deserved?? I can't believe that EVERYONE at the company
>>>dropped the ball, unless you gave them all provocation.
>>>They probably made copious notes in your customer profile to
>>>ensure your continued aggravation. Never complain about how
>>>much the pilot of your plane makes, and don't piss off the
>>>folks who sold you your pc...
>>>
>>>cheers!
>>>
>>>dave
>>>
That last sentence is reminiscent of Larry Niven's First and Second Universal Laws:
First Law of the Universe (according to Larry Niven):
Don't throw sh*t at an armed man.
Second Law of the Universe:
Don't stand next to anyone who is throwing sh*t at an armed man.
Sounds like good common sense to me.
Tom Veatch
Wichita, KS USA
any chance on God's green earth you were so OBNOXIOUS to all
the folks at Dell that they made sure you got what you
deserved?? I can't believe that EVERYONE at the company
dropped the ball, unless you gave them all provocation.
They probably made copious notes in your customer profile to
ensure your continued aggravation. Never complain about how
much the pilot of your plane makes, and don't piss off the
folks who sold you your pc...
cheers!
dave
Tom Watson wrote:
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> ports.
>
> A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
> chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
> serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
> degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
> screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
>
> Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
> the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
> of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
>
> After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
> longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
> did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
> given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
> their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
> never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
> would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
>
> Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
> the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
> replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
> for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
> the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
> not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
> with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
> generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
> cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
> had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
>
> It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
> the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
> figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
>
> Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
> email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
> When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
> completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
> two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
> and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
> causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
> have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
> order out in a timely manner.
>
> But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
> people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
>
> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> understand.
>
> I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
> that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
> feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
> beneath contempt.
>
> I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
>
> I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
> out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
> will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
>
>
> (Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
> [email protected])
>
> (coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
> up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
> to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
> sheesh.)
>
> (but they seem to keep making money.)
>
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
In article <[email protected]>,
Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> any chance on God's green earth you were so OBNOXIOUS to all
> the folks at Dell that they made sure you got what you
> deserved?? I can't believe that EVERYONE at the company
> dropped the ball, unless you gave them all provocation.
> They probably made copious notes in your customer profile to
> ensure your continued aggravation. Never complain about how
> much the pilot of your plane makes, and don't piss off the
> folks who sold you your pc...
>
> cheers!
>
> dave
Hate to tell you Dave but Dell has been doing this and the reports in
the Media are numerous. No one has to tick off anyone there, but it's
hard not to do so given the abysmal service they have been doing of
late, so don't take unresearched umberage at this fell who is nothing
more than a *victim* of the Wintel price wars.
You get what you pay for and when mr. consumer demands cheaper and
cheaper, sooner or later something have to give--either the quality of
the product, or the service the company gives and or warrantee.
>
> Tom Watson wrote:
> > Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> > dealt with.
> >
> > My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> > ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> > the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> > having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> > The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> > ports.
> >
> > A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
> > chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
> > serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
> > degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
> > screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
> >
> > Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
> > the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
> > of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
> >
> > After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
> > longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
> > did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
> > given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
> > their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
> > never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
> > would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
> >
> > Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
> > the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
> > replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
> > for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
> > the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
> > not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
> > with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
> > generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
> > cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
> > had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
> >
> > It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
> > the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
> > figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
> >
> > Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
> > email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
> > When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
> > completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
> > two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
> > and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
> > causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
> > have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
> > order out in a timely manner.
> >
> > But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
> > people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
> >
> > This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> > failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> > situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> > hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> > understand.
> >
> > I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
> > that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
> > feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
> > beneath contempt.
> >
> > I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> > emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> > reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
> >
> > I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
> > out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
> > will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
> >
> >
> > (Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
> > [email protected])
> >
> > (coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
> > up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
> > to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
> > sheesh.)
> >
> > (but they seem to keep making money.)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> > Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> > Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
--
Best,
Kirby
In article <[email protected]>,
Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> good to know, Kirby. I'll probably end up in the market for
> a pc within the year. I was just giving TW a tiny payback;
> I haven't any personal knowledge of how well or poorly Dell
> treats their customers. He more than likely didn't see the
> post anyway...
>
Personally I use Macs. I don't have to put up with M$ garbage and most
every app I need is there except for niche stuff, and that's usually not
a problem. Better hardware too. I've had Macs since 1987, at last count
I think 14 of them and only ONE thing broke, the SONY floppy in my
original Mac Plus, otherwise it's been a mouse. That's pretty good
reliability. IF you need compatibiliy, there is MS Office and quicken,
quickbooks and such. No real barriers. And while many think Macs cost
more, when you price them to a braded PC with the SAME features, the
cost difference is small and the Macs last longer.
So, they get my bucks, just on the virus, security issues.
> dave
>
> dave
>
> Kirby wrote:
> > In article <[email protected]>,
> > Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>any chance on God's green earth you were so OBNOXIOUS to all
> >>the folks at Dell that they made sure you got what you
> >>deserved?? I can't believe that EVERYONE at the company
> >>dropped the ball, unless you gave them all provocation.
> >>They probably made copious notes in your customer profile to
> >>ensure your continued aggravation. Never complain about how
> >>much the pilot of your plane makes, and don't piss off the
> >>folks who sold you your pc...
> >>
> >>cheers!
> >>
> >>dave
> >
> >
> > Hate to tell you Dave but Dell has been doing this and the reports in
> > the Media are numerous. No one has to tick off anyone there, but it's
> > hard not to do so given the abysmal service they have been doing of
> > late, so don't take unresearched umberage at this fell who is nothing
> > more than a *victim* of the Wintel price wars.
> >
> > You get what you pay for and when mr. consumer demands cheaper and
> > cheaper, sooner or later something have to give--either the quality of
> > the product, or the service the company gives and or warrantee.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>Tom Watson wrote:
> >>
> >>>Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> >>>dealt with.
> >>>
> >>>My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> >>>ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> >>>the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> >>>having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> >>>The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> >>>ports.
> >>>
> >>>A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
> >>>chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
> >>>serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
> >>>degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
> >>>screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
> >>>
> >>>Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
> >>>the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
> >>>of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
> >>>
> >>>After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
> >>>longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
> >>>did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
> >>>given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
> >>>their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
> >>>never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
> >>>would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
> >>>
> >>>Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
> >>>the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
> >>>replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
> >>>for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
> >>>the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
> >>>not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
> >>>with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
> >>>generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
> >>>cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
> >>>had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
> >>>
> >>>It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
> >>>the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
> >>>figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
> >>>
> >>>Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
> >>>email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
> >>>When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
> >>>completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
> >>>two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
> >>>and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
> >>>causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
> >>>have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
> >>>order out in a timely manner.
> >>>
> >>>But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
> >>>people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
> >>>
> >>>This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> >>>failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> >>>situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> >>>hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> >>>understand.
> >>>
> >>>I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
> >>>that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
> >>>feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
> >>>beneath contempt.
> >>>
> >>>I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> >>>emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> >>>reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
> >>>
> >>>I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
> >>>out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
> >>>will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>(Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
> >>>[email protected])
> >>>
> >>>(coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
> >>>up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
> >>>to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
> >>>sheesh.)
> >>>
> >>>(but they seem to keep making money.)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> >>>Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> >>>Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
--
Best,
Kirby
On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 21:52:12 -0700, Luigi Zanasi <[email protected]>
wrote:
>On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 17:39:17 -0400, Roy Smith <[email protected]>
>scribbled:
>
>>As soon as the call was answered, the guy said something like, "Hello,
>>Apple tech support, are you Roy Smith?". I was a bit surprised at this,
>>but admitted that I was. He continued, "OK, I see you talked to John
>>yesterday about your XXX and he told you to try doing YYY. How did you
>>make out with that?"
>
>I still get that from my ISP/Phone company: Northwestel, the northern
>subsidiary of Bell Canada. Public kudos to them.
>
>Luigi
>Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
>www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
>www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
had my 'pooter go south on me last week. in the process of
troubleshooting some drives, I booted a utility disk and ran a
diagnostic proggy on a couple of them. it whirred and clicked for a
while and returned an error number and a message to call an 800 number
for further assistance. I did, and the guy answered the phone... I
told him the error number and he asked for the serial number of the
drive. I gave him that and he asked for my name and address. I did,
and he said "OK, we'll send you a new one." nothing about a reciept,
or whether the computer had been driven off of a cliff or whatever.
the first drive arrived today. I expect the second one tomorrow.
thing is, best I can tell an IDE controller went postal on my
motherboard. the drive wasn't at fault at all, but they didn't even
blink, just sent me a new drive.
that's customer service.
good to know, Kirby. I'll probably end up in the market for
a pc within the year. I was just giving TW a tiny payback;
I haven't any personal knowledge of how well or poorly Dell
treats their customers. He more than likely didn't see the
post anyway...
dave
dave
Kirby wrote:
> In article <[email protected]>,
> Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>any chance on God's green earth you were so OBNOXIOUS to all
>>the folks at Dell that they made sure you got what you
>>deserved?? I can't believe that EVERYONE at the company
>>dropped the ball, unless you gave them all provocation.
>>They probably made copious notes in your customer profile to
>>ensure your continued aggravation. Never complain about how
>>much the pilot of your plane makes, and don't piss off the
>>folks who sold you your pc...
>>
>>cheers!
>>
>>dave
>
>
> Hate to tell you Dave but Dell has been doing this and the reports in
> the Media are numerous. No one has to tick off anyone there, but it's
> hard not to do so given the abysmal service they have been doing of
> late, so don't take unresearched umberage at this fell who is nothing
> more than a *victim* of the Wintel price wars.
>
> You get what you pay for and when mr. consumer demands cheaper and
> cheaper, sooner or later something have to give--either the quality of
> the product, or the service the company gives and or warrantee.
>
>
>
>
>>Tom Watson wrote:
>>
>>>Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
>>>dealt with.
>>>
>>>My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
>>>ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
>>>the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
>>>having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
>>>The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
>>>ports.
>>>
>>>A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
>>>chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
>>>serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
>>>degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
>>>screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
>>>
>>>Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
>>>the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
>>>of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
>>>
>>>After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
>>>longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
>>>did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
>>>given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
>>>their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
>>>never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
>>>would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
>>>
>>>Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
>>>the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
>>>replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
>>>for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
>>>the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
>>>not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
>>>with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
>>>generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
>>>cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
>>>had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
>>>
>>>It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
>>>the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
>>>figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
>>>
>>>Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
>>>email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
>>>When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
>>>completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
>>>two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
>>>and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
>>>causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
>>>have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
>>>order out in a timely manner.
>>>
>>>But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
>>>people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
>>>
>>>This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
>>>failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
>>>situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
>>>hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
>>>understand.
>>>
>>>I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
>>>that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
>>>feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
>>>beneath contempt.
>>>
>>>I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
>>>emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
>>>reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
>>>
>>>I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
>>>out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
>>>will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
>>>
>>>
>>>(Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
>>>[email protected])
>>>
>>>(coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
>>>up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
>>>to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
>>>sheesh.)
>>>
>>>(but they seem to keep making money.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
>>>Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
>>>Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
the State Attorneys General Office?? How on earth would you
respond if you had a SERIOUS problem, TW? Talk about
overkill... your overreaction just confirms my opinion of
your ego mania.
dave
Tom Watson wrote:
> After sending my nasty email to as many Dell addresses as I could find
> - and cc to the State Attorneys General Office in Austin, Texas - the
> home State of Dell (and having received a swift reply from the SAGO,
> which was also cc'd to Dell), the impacted bowels of the Dell customer
> service leviathan have begun to move.
>
> Checking the online Order Status function on the Dell website shows
> that my order has gone from a back ordered status, through "kitting",
> "assembly", "testing" and "boxing" - in the space of one business day.
>
> It would appear that the unit will be shipped by EOB this day.
>
> Remarkable.
>
> I'll be glad to take off this gorilla suit. It is scratchy and smells
> of the metabolic excretions of a pissed off consumer.
>
> Thank you all for listening to my whining.
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Tom Watson wrote:
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> ports.
>
> A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
> chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
> serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
> degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
> screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
>
> Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
> the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
> of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
>
> After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
> longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
> did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
> given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
> their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
> never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
> would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
>
> Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
> the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
> replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
> for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
> the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
> not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
> with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
> generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
> cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
> had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
>
> It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
> the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
> figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
>
> Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
> email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
> When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
> completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
> two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
> and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
> causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
> have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
> order out in a timely manner.
>
> But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
> people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
>
> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> understand.
>
> I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
> that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
> feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
> beneath contempt.
>
> I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
>
> I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
> out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
> will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
>
>
> (Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
> [email protected])
>
> (coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
> up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
> to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
> sheesh.)
>
> (but they seem to keep making money.)
>
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Think twice before you go with IBM. We tried to get one to operate and
after talking to an offshore fella for 3 hours, we gave up and returned
it and got an HP. Much better machine and have had no problems. The
offshore phone call was long distance and we were not told it was. It
took a long time to get IBM to reimburse the phone bill.
On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 17:39:17 -0400, Roy Smith <[email protected]>
scribbled:
>As soon as the call was answered, the guy said something like, "Hello,
>Apple tech support, are you Roy Smith?". I was a bit surprised at this,
>but admitted that I was. He continued, "OK, I see you talked to John
>yesterday about your XXX and he told you to try doing YYY. How did you
>make out with that?"
I still get that from my ISP/Phone company: Northwestel, the northern
subsidiary of Bell Canada. Public kudos to them.
Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
In article <[email protected]>,
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Wed, 07 Apr 2004 03:16:35 GMT, Paul Kierstead
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
> >Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
> >Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
> >undertones.
>
<snip>
> And I don't have anything against people with Indian accents - but
> they should not have jobs whose very essence is clarity of
> communication - in English.
>
> So, smack that.
OK, I probably over-reacted a little. And to be fair, I am a very good
very urban Canadian boy, which in many canadian cities means you had
better learn accents or you are not going to survive. In Toronto, over
50% of kids in school do not have english as a first language.
But from your description I certainly do not see a failure to
communicate clearly due to an accent as being the problem. The problem
was that
a) Dell presented out-dated information
b) Dell refused to address your subsequent problem with that. It wasn't
a failure to get the message, they just did SFA about it.
Neither of these had anything to do with offshore customer service.
Personally, any company which uses offshore customer service I knock
down a notch because I am sick of companies shipping more and more jobs
and money (and dodging taxes) out of the country, but I still don't
blame the offshore people.
Just my opinion; not really trying to start a war over it.
In article <[email protected]>,
Tom Watson <[email protected]> wrote:
> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> understand.
This comment baffles me. How is it relevant that they are "offshore"?
What, do you think if they were Americans they would have bent over
backwards to help you? Customer Service is strongly tied to a companies
priorities and culture, not the location of its representatives. Dell
probably (almost certainly) does not empower its representatives to
actually do anything for a customer. If it is like most companies of
this sort, a note from god is required to remedy a situation by giving
the customer something. Most likely they have a "sequence" where the $75
coupon is the most they can offer. The rep is almost certainly unable to
override the automated pricing that says the lower price can only be had
in conjunction with a purchase. Having worked for a company which didn't
have one iota of trust in its employees competence, I can take some
pretty good guesses that Dell is firmly in that camp. Funny thing is,
the place I worked would gladly pay its "better" people over 100,000 a
year, but won't trust them to order something worth $100 without
approval from the CFO (and it was a very large company).
Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
undertones.
Paul Kierstead responds:
>> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
>> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
>> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
>> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
>> understand.
>
>This comment baffles me. How is it relevant that they are "offshore"?
Well, as a start, we might have been able to understand the accents.
>Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
>Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
>undertones.
Yeah, it does. It smacks of undertones of not liking an additional step that
facilitates misunderstanding, instead of understanding. These people are
presumably hired for their basic technical abilities, plus the ability to speak
English. Every one I've ever talked to fails miserably on the latter
requirement, unless the person listening has perfect hearing and a lot of
experience listening to different accents and translating to themselves.
I've got plenty of experience with the latter, which is hard to avoid in
today's world, but I do not have perfect hearing, unless "perfectly awful" is
classed that way.
Even with my phone cranked all the way up, this latest guy drove me nuts.
So, yeah, there are undertones based on "offshore". The biggest one is shitty
service. The others are based on the reasons for that shitty service that owuld
NOT occur "onshore".
Charlie Self
"It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
Snip
>
> Well, as a start, we might have been able to understand the accents.
>
>
>>Don't blame the poor "offshore", underpaid, overworked sucker. Blame
>>Dell management. Your specific inclusion of offshore smacks of
>>undertones.
>
>
> Yeah, it does. It smacks of undertones of not liking an additional step that
> facilitates misunderstanding, instead of understanding. These people are
> presumably hired for their basic technical abilities, plus the ability to speak
> English. Every one I've ever talked to fails miserably on the latter
> requirement, unless the person listening has perfect hearing and a lot of
> experience listening to different accents and translating to themselves.
>
> I've got plenty of experience with the latter, which is hard to avoid in
> today's world, but I do not have perfect hearing, unless "perfectly awful" is
> classed that way.
>
> Even with my phone cranked all the way up, this latest guy drove me nuts.
>
> So, yeah, there are undertones based on "offshore". The biggest one is shitty
> service. The others are based on the reasons for that shitty service that owuld
> NOT occur "onshore".
>
>
> Charlie Self
> "It is not strange... to mistake change for progress." Millard Fillmore
Just had my own first experience with "offshore" tech support. Oh boy.
After the inevitable "Press 1 if youre totally hosed", "Press 2 if your
hair is on fire" phone tree, I got the help of a very nice lady-who
proceeded to run her script.
You know the one:
(start to explain problem, but no, first we have to get your vitals and
a wallet biopsy)
What is your first name?
Dale
How do you spell that?
Dee Ay El Ee (very slowly)
Dee Aitch . . . ?
D as in dog, A as in apple, L as in leader, E as in Egomaniacal.
And you last name?
A as in apple . . . etc. (I'm a fast learner)
This continues through name, phone number, email, model, serial number
(god help me), etc.
There were as many as three read-backs for each item.
Great, now we're done with that, I can explain the problem. Less than a
minute into it, and it's "Oh, you need to talk to X, I'll transfer you."
"Hello, What is your first name?
(this guy has an even thicker accent-so I start by spelling it out with
the whole "A as in apple" bit.)
Between the accent, the static filled connection, and my no longer
perfect hearing, this is not going anywhere. I bail, which of course
saves them the cost of actually having to deal with the problem.
But I'm a persistent bastard. So, check the company website for any
phone number other than tech support. Call corporate headquarters and
work my way to a live human being in customer relations. (While I'm on
hold the recorded voice keeps intoning that I might get more immediate
service by calling-you guessed it, the tech support number.)
You might say I roasted the guy-calmy I might add, but making it clear
that this was one pissed off customer.
As a final irony, since the first support person had gone to such heroic
lengths to get me entered into the system, I got the online custumer
service satisfaction survey the next day . . . .
Some other things you might need to know-before all this:
1) I'd gone through the entire knowledge base of their website-no help
there.
2) I'd downloaded the updated device driver for the older model of
hardware-purporting to be compatible with the newer system.
3) I'd been in contact via email support system, advice from which
amounted to reinstall the OS and all your software, and remove any
third-party software. (only stuff on the system came from them) And it
was from these emails that I was directed to the tech support phone number.
Did I ever get the problem fixed? Yes, on my own, after about 20 hours
of screwing around running all possible variations, and at least a dozen
complete re-installs of the OS and sofware. What was the problem? Turns
out that the newer piece of hardware was incompatible with an older
component from the same manufacturer.
Dale Austin
Who loves his Palm Tungsten T3, but thinks the manager of customer
support need a good old-fashioned horsewhippin'
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] (Charlie Self) wrote:
> So, yeah, there are undertones based on "offshore". The biggest one is shitty
> service. The others are based on the reasons for that shitty service that
> owuld
> NOT occur "onshore".
Ok, I admit to having a lot of experience with accents so always find it
a little difficult to imagine other people don't, even though I was
brought up with a accent so strong that most of Canada wouldn't
understand me if I didn't train myself to speak differently (for
Canadians, I am a newf more or less...you would see the problem).
But I have encountered so much entirely dismal customer service onshore
that I have a hard time believing that offshore has much to do with it.
As well, the original problem was a lack of Dell actually addressing the
problem, not in communication.
Just my opinion.
Paul Kierstead responds:
>
>Ok, I admit to having a lot of experience with accents so always find it
>a little difficult to imagine other people don't, even though I was
>brought up with a accent so strong that most of Canada wouldn't
>understand me if I didn't train myself to speak differently (for
>Canadians, I am a newf more or less...you would see the problem).
I've got enough myself being form NY with my mother's family all in Virginia or
lower.
>But I have encountered so much entirely dismal customer service onshore
>that I have a hard time believing that offshore has much to do with it.
>As well, the original problem was a lack of Dell actually addressing the
>problem, not in communication.
Yeah, communication IS the problem in a great many instances, and to add an
obstacle in the path of help seekers is even more dismal. The lack is in
knowledge on the aprt of the help personnel, and poor speaking accents. If Dell
has to hire an overseas group to do its help desk work, then I really wish
they'd check out the intelligibility of the accents before doing so.
Charlie Self
"Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped
teething." Mark Twain
In article <[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...
> Noo Yok is OK in my ears, but you should hear some Newfs. It would
> make you yearn for Indo-Pakistani accents any day.
>
I once worked for someone who was involved with the Int'l Assoc.
of City Managers. The president of the assoc at the time was
from Lagos, Nigeria. I couldn't understand a word he said,
although I was told his English was very good. I'd just say
good morning and ask him to hold while I passed the phone to
Bill :-).
--
Where ARE those Iraqi WMDs?
On 07 Apr 2004 20:03:16 GMT, [email protected] (Charlie Self)
scribbled:
>Paul Kierstead responds:
>
>>
>>Ok, I admit to having a lot of experience with accents so always find it
>>a little difficult to imagine other people don't, even though I was
>>brought up with a accent so strong that most of Canada wouldn't
>>understand me if I didn't train myself to speak differently (for
>>Canadians, I am a newf more or less...you would see the problem).
>
>I've got enough myself being form NY with my mother's family all in Virginia or
>lower.
Noo Yok is OK in my ears, but you should hear some Newfs. It would
make you yearn for Indo-Pakistani accents any day. Same goes for parts
of Maine. I remember driving from Montreal to New Brunswick through
Maine because the Trans-Canada was closed along the lower St. Lawrence
as a result of a major blizzard. We ended up getting lost somewhere in
northern Maine in the middle of a snowstorm and stopped at a gas
station to ask for directions. I swear I did not understand a single
word the guy said.
>Yeah, communication IS the problem in a great many instances, and to add an
>obstacle in the path of help seekers is even more dismal. The lack is in
>knowledge on the aprt of the help personnel, and poor speaking accents.
I had the same problem with an unintelligible singsong accent from an
overly polite person a few years ago when I called SAS customer
service in Cary, North Carolina. ;-)
My experience with accents is similar to Paul. I have no problem
understanding Indo-Canadians (or other Canadians with non-English
accents, like Chinese, Filipino, not to speak of the old Italians,
Ukrainians, Hungarians and Glaswegians, and the French, of course).
I've also done my best to lose my original French accent, mainly
successfully, I tink (superfluous "h" omitted).
But when I called for service on my IBM machine, I had a really hard
time understanding the other person who was obviously in India.
Luckily, after a while, he switched me to their Canadian office, where
I talked to another guy who had an East Indian name and accent, but
with the telltale "eh?" at the end of some sentences. He talked me
though a few steps and solved my problem in no time (XP had stopped
recognising my network card).
So the moral of the story is that they should hire English-speaking
Canadians from Quebec west (and maybe Murricans from the areas close
to the border and from the west coast), who speak with an accent that
is intelligible to all other English speakers. But then, they would
have to pay them a decent wage.
Luigi
Replace "nonet" with "yukonomics" for real email address
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/antifaq.html
www.yukonomics.ca/wooddorking/humour.html
Luigi Zanasi responds:
>
>Noo Yok is OK in my ears, but you should hear some Newfs. It would
>make you yearn for Indo-Pakistani accents any day. Same goes for parts
>of Maine. I remember driving from Montreal to New Brunswick through
>Maine because the Trans-Canada was closed along the lower St. Lawrence
>as a result of a major blizzard. We ended up getting lost somewhere in
>northern Maine in the middle of a snowstorm and stopped at a gas
>station to ask for directions. I swear I did not understand a single
>word the guy said.
Yeah. My kid sisster moved to ME about 40 years ago, give or take. Probably
more. I have a a nephew still up there. I have to listen REAL close to what he
says.
When I first moved to S. Central VA, I raninto something similar, as the closer
to the Blue Ridge (Appalachia) you get, the more extreme the accents get. But
my hearing was better back then, so adapting was easier. I still tease my wife
about her family's accents though (and wonder how she escaped it), with at
least one of my SILs and my MIL pronoucing "picture" as "pixture".
>
>I had the same problem with an unintelligible singsong accent from an
>overly polite person a few years ago when I called SAS customer
>service in Cary, North Carolina. ;-)
Hey, what can I say. Tarheels. Although he or she was probably from California.
>But when I called for service on my IBM machine, I had a really hard
>time understanding the other person who was obviously in India.
>Luckily, after a while, he switched me to their Canadian office, where
>I talked to another guy who had an East Indian name and accent, but
>with the telltale "eh?" at the end of some sentences. He talked me
>though a few steps and solved my problem in no time (XP had stopped
>recognising my network card).
Oddly enough, I have no trouble understaning an Indian accent when I'm
face-to-face, or haven't so far. The Bedford, VA area has numerous small store
owners (convenience mostly) who are doing well and who are Indian. Gathering
rosebuds while they may, I guess, because everyone I've ever talked to plans to
retire to India.
>So the moral of the story is that they should hire English-speaking
>Canadians from Quebec west (and maybe Murricans from the areas close
>to the border and from the west coast), who speak with an accent that
>is intelligible to all other English speakers. But then, they would
>have to pay them a decent wage.
And there's the heart of the problem. Do a half-assed (or worse) job cheaply
instead of a proper jog at greater expense. And we end up accepting it.
Charlie Self
"Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped
teething." Mark Twain
Tom,
I recieved my Inspiron 8600 in late November of last year.
It has both serial and parallel ports.
Their pre-sales support was pretty helpful.
Their post-sale 'offshore' tech support has not been much help, big suprise
huh?
It been pretty decent. Use it with my eCabinets design software a good bit.
BTW,
If you plan on dual booting w/Linux check out the hardware compability
guide
with the 'flavor' you choose. Some are picky about notebooks, but, they
are
much better than the used to be.
Also, this goes back about 10 years though. I used to work for a company
which
bought a lot of Gateway tower PC (I think they liked the cow boxes). We
would
install Unix on them along with our own system software. Gateway was
absolutely
NO HELP with *nix. We were definetly on our own. Dell, up until recently
at least
shipped some systems pre-installed w/Linux, not sure about laptops. IBM
being
big on Linux may do the same, or offer support at least.
Good Luck,
Ron
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> ports.
>
<snip>
[email protected] (p_j) wrote:
> I'm an Apple laptop user and scan mac headlines a couple times a week.
> It seems like every couple months or so, some mag or industry group
> rates customer service of PC companies and Dell and Apple go back and
> forth in the number one and two spots. At least if IIRC.
It's got to be 10-15 years ago, but I still remember one tech support
call I had with Apple. I don't remember what the problem was, but it
took a couple of calls to get things sorted out. What was so impressive
was that they were correlating caller-id info into their trouble ticket
system (this is back when caller id was a new technology).
As soon as the call was answered, the guy said something like, "Hello,
Apple tech support, are you Roy Smith?". I was a bit surprised at this,
but admitted that I was. He continued, "OK, I see you talked to John
yesterday about your XXX and he told you to try doing YYY. How did you
make out with that?"
With some companies, you could be 20 minutes into the call before you
even get to that point.
Typing this on my 12" PowerBook G4. Awesome little machine.
After sending my nasty email to as many Dell addresses as I could find
- and cc to the State Attorneys General Office in Austin, Texas - the
home State of Dell (and having received a swift reply from the SAGO,
which was also cc'd to Dell), the impacted bowels of the Dell customer
service leviathan have begun to move.
Checking the online Order Status function on the Dell website shows
that my order has gone from a back ordered status, through "kitting",
"assembly", "testing" and "boxing" - in the space of one business day.
It would appear that the unit will be shipped by EOB this day.
Remarkable.
I'll be glad to take off this gorilla suit. It is scratchy and smells
of the metabolic excretions of a pissed off consumer.
Thank you all for listening to my whining.
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 19:12:22 -0400, "John Flatley" <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Tom, I'm sorry you had such a difficult time ordering a system. However, I
>would have expected with your name you wouldn't do business with anyone but
>IBM.
Actually, my drivers license has the name on it of: Thomas J. Watson,
Jr.
> Are you related to THE Watsons?
Don't I just wish.
>
>(In case someone forgot or didn't know: Thomas J. Watson was the founder of
>the Computer Tabulating Recording Company. CTR was the forerunner of IBM.
>Tom senior was the President/CEO of IBM for many years. His son, Tom, Jr.,
>followed him in the business.)
>
>After pulling your chain, I must admit, as a retired IBMer, I am a committed
>Dell user. When OS/2 bit the dust, I gave away my PS/2 and moved to Dell.
>I've had four Dell desktop systems and my wife has a Dell laptop. I have
>not had any problems with hardware ordering from Dell.
I am gratified that your experience has not been the same as mine.
> I had one minor
>hardware support problem. I allowed an overseas tech support person, for
>whom English was a third or fourth language, to convince me that the answer
>to my problem was to reformat my hard drive. It did not fix my problem,
This seems to be a favorite fix of Tier One Tech Dudes. I was taught
that this was a Nuclear Level Option. I almost never call Tier One
guys - they don't seem to know any more than me. The difficulty is in
getting to the people who actually do know something.
> but
>it was an almost simple task to rebuild my hard drive.
Is it really all that simple to rebuild a hard drive, when al the
patches are lost and all the tweaks are lost?
> Simple, because at
>that point, I was already trained/conditioned to keep everything backed up!!
Yeah, me too - having been using this crap since the CPm days, but
backups are tricky and prone to errors - that may not show up for a
good long time.
>So I'm happy with Dell and wouldn't buy anything else at this point. One
>close friend buys IBM, another buys Gateway and a third builds his own.
There's a guy who builds his own laptops - He must be a God. I've
"built" two desktops - about the same as assembling your own stereo
components - but never saved any money and don't want any further
education in this direction.
>
>Everyone has had a problem with Dell/Gateway/IBM/Woodcraft/Rockler/Lee
>Valley/Delta/Jet/Harbor Freight/Oak/Walnut/Maple. Problems are just another
>opportunity.
>
>Variety and choice. Politics and Pizza. Cars and Clothes. Women and
>Whiskey.
>Variety and choice: The spices of life!
OK, but promise vs. performance has gotten out of hand with some of
these people. If I order a unit online, with the expectation of it
being delivered at a specified date - I don't expect to get an email
telling me that I "might" get it at a date that represents a 200
percent error.
>
>Jack Flatley
>Jacksonville, Florida
Thank you for the reply, Jack. I'm just a little pissed at the whole
situation right now.
>
>
>"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected]...
>> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
>> dealt with.
>>
>> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
>>
>>
>>
>> >Stuff deleted<<
>>
>>
>
>
>> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
>> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
>> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
>
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Good going Tom! They needed the wakup call. If not for themselves, for
the next customers.
Tom Watson wrote:
> After sending my nasty email to as many Dell addresses as I could find
> - and cc to the State Attorneys General Office in Austin, Texas - the
> home State of Dell (and having received a swift reply from the SAGO,
> which was also cc'd to Dell), the impacted bowels of the Dell customer
> service leviathan have begun to move.
>
> Checking the online Order Status function on the Dell website shows
> that my order has gone from a back ordered status, through "kitting",
> "assembly", "testing" and "boxing" - in the space of one business day.
>
> It would appear that the unit will be shipped by EOB this day.
>
> Remarkable.
>
> I'll be glad to take off this gorilla suit. It is scratchy and smells
> of the metabolic excretions of a pissed off consumer.
>
> Thank you all for listening to my whining.
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
thanks for those words of wisdom, Tom...now do you think
it's about time that someone, somewhere, will post a WW
related question? or heaven forbid, provide an on-topic
answer? :)
dave
Tom Veatch wrote:
>>>In article <[email protected]>,
>>> Bay Area Dave <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>any chance on God's green earth you were so OBNOXIOUS to all
>>>>the folks at Dell that they made sure you got what you
>>>>deserved?? I can't believe that EVERYONE at the company
>>>>dropped the ball, unless you gave them all provocation.
>>>>They probably made copious notes in your customer profile to
>>>>ensure your continued aggravation. Never complain about how
>>>>much the pilot of your plane makes, and don't piss off the
>>>>folks who sold you your pc...
>>>>
>>>>cheers!
>>>>
>>>>dave
>>>>
>
>
>
> That last sentence is reminiscent of Larry Niven's First and Second Universal Laws:
>
> First Law of the Universe (according to Larry Niven):
>
> Don't throw sh*t at an armed man.
>
> Second Law of the Universe:
>
> Don't stand next to anyone who is throwing sh*t at an armed man.
>
>
> Sounds like good common sense to me.
>
> Tom Veatch
> Wichita, KS USA
On Tue, 6 Apr 2004 20:10:10 -0600, "Nate B" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>"Tom Watson"
>
>
>> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
>> ports.
>
>Are you leaving out the part of the story where the specs clearly had no
>mention of the ports, but you ordered it anyway hoping they would be there
>because of some picture?
>
>
>- Nate
>
>
No, I'm leaving out the part where the ports were not described at
all in the system specs when I ordered and the only clue was the
pictorial representation of the back of the unit.
Would you like to characterize my assumption that those ports would be
included, based on a Dell provided product tour, that I screen
shotted, to be without merit?
Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1
Tom,
I feel sorry or your trip to Dell Hell - but I have to say I've purchased
two machines from Dell since the new year. Both shipped on or before the
day they should have (3 days after order i think), both arrived quickly and
both functioned properly out of the box.
I think you just got unlucky on the delivery, but the CSR's not knowing if
the machine had ports is unexcusable.
Ian
"Tom Watson" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Dell has the worst customer service of any company that I have ever
> dealt with.
>
> My journey into Dell Hell began a little over a week ago, when I
> ordered an Inspiron 8600 from the Dell website. I wanted a unit with
> the newest in processor technology and wireless capabilities, while
> having parallel and serial ports to run some of my older peripherals.
> The 360 degree product tour showed that the 8600 had the required
> ports.
>
> A couple of days later a Dell catalog came in the mail. There was a
> chart in the catalog that showed the 8600 as not having parallel or
> serial ports. I went back to the Dell website to look at the 360
> degree product tour and, sure enough, the ports were there. I took a
> screen shot of the rear view shown in the product tour.
>
> Then I called Dell customer service to see what they had to say about
> the ports. I was passed around to a number of different people, none
> of them could give me a definitive answer concerning the ports.
>
> After many emails and phone calls it was established that the 8600 no
> longer ships with parallel and serial ports, although it apparently
> did so not too long ago. I asked what they were going to do for me,
> given the fact that I had ordered the unit based on information from
> their website. The woman who was handling my call put me on hold and
> never came back on the line. This was the first of three times that I
> would be treated this way by Dell customer service people.
>
> Finally an email was sent to me apologizing for the confusion about
> the ports and offering a discount of $75.00 on the purchase of a port
> replicator, which would give me back the ports that I had already paid
> for. When I called to purchase the port replicator, I was told that
> the $75.00 would be taken off the full price of the unit ($199.00) and
> not the price of the unit that I would have paid if I had ordered it
> with the 8600 in the first place ($119.00). Through Dell's
> generosity, I was now going to pay $124.00 for a unit that would have
> cost me $119.00, if ordered with the machine that I already thought
> had the ports on it that the replicator was replicating.
>
> It turned out not to matter, anyway - because the guy that I placed
> the order with lost the order and nobody can find any record of it. I
> figured I'd just wait on that until the 8600 came.
>
> Today, April 5, the day that my 8600 was supposed to ship - I got an
> email telling me that it would not be shipping for up to two weeks.
> When I called to find out the specific problem that was holding up
> completion of the order, no one could give me any information. During
> two separate phone sessions the customer service people put me on hold
> and then never came back on. I was never able to determine what was
> causing the delay. If I had gotten that information perhaps I could
> have substituted another component that was in stock and thus get the
> order out in a timely manner.
>
> But I was not given the opportunity to do this. The customer service
> people were unfailingly polite while failing entirely at their duties.
>
> This experiment with using offshore customer service people is a
> failure. The people do not extend themselves to help remedy the
> situation. They are not confrontational but allow the customer to
> hang on the line until they go away. They are very difficult to
> understand.
>
> I feel that I was lied to by Dell about the shipping date. I feel
> that I was deceived by Dell about the ports contained in the unit. I
> feel that Dell's commitment to customer service and satisfaction is
> beneath contempt.
>
> I am not going to make any further phone calls or send any more
> emails. I am going to wait twenty four hours to get a satisfactory
> reply from Dell, and then I am going to go out and buy an IBM.
>
> I am also going to post this message on the laptop forums and send it
> out to a number of the computer magazines. And every chance I get I
> will badmouth Dell. You deserve it.
>
>
> (Sent yesterday to Dell "Customer Service" and again this morning to
> [email protected])
>
> (coda: the port replicator that no one could find an order for showed
> up today - now I have a port replicator for a laptop that was supposed
> to have the needed ports - but don't got no laptop to go with it -
> sheesh.)
>
> (but they seem to keep making money.)
>
>
>
>
> Thomas J. Watson-Cabinetmaker (ret)
> Real Email is: tjwatson1ATcomcastDOTnet
> Website: http://home.comcast.net/~tjwatson1