A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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LMAO!!
On Sun, 22 Feb 2004 13:39:20 -0500, Bill Reynolds
<[email protected]> wrote:
>A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
>the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
>starts"
>
>She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
>it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
>
>This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
>was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
>
>"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
>your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
>run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
>and wash and iron all day long?"
>
>The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
>
>
>Remove TIE to reply.