Alien Abduction Help

On Fri, 1 May 2009 21:23:22 -0400, [email protected] (Donald Worley)
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>44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .
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>May you always be in his care. Luv U , Donald

And I thought he was going to offer a solution to illegal aliens....

John

"Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .

How much will it cost to have me abducted?

Shame on all of you guys, Donald luvs U!

B.

"Larry C" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> "Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> > 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .
>>>
>>> How much will it cost to have me abducted?
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>>> Didn't they already abduct you, but they threw you back? :-)
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>> NOW it's coming back to me. Those flashbacks I've been having are ones of
>> rejection. :)
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> He is right about the aliens. They come into my shop and take my tape
> measures, pencils, etc.
>
> Their home planet has acres of this stuff in their landfills.
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> If any of you get abducted could you ask about my nail set, I think they
> have it.
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>

On Sat, 02 May 2009 14:43:30 GMT, "Larry C" <[email protected]>
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>"Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> "Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> > 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .
>>>

I was abducted and probed. Please help. I don't know what to do. I
feel horrible. They don't call, they don't write......

On May 2, 12:40=A0am, "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .
>
> How much will it cost to have me abducted?

Didn't they already abduct you, but they threw you back? :-)

"Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> "Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> > 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .
>
> How much will it cost to have me abducted?

> Didn't they already abduct you, but they threw you back? :-)

NOW it's coming back to me. Those flashbacks I've been having are ones of
rejection. :)

On May 2, 10:43=A0am, "Larry C" <[email protected]> wrote:
> "Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> "Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >> > 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential =
.
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> >> How much will it cost to have me abducted?
>
> >> Didn't they already abduct you, but they threw you back? :-)
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> > NOW it's coming back to me. Those flashbacks I've been having are ones =
of
> > rejection. =A0:)
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> He is right about the aliens. =A0They come into my shop and take my tape
> measures, pencils, etc.
>
> Their home planet has acres of this stuff in their landfills.
>
> If any of you get abducted could you ask about my nail set, I think they
> have it.

If you take a close look at the rings around Saturn, you'll find
single socks, pencils, tape measures, air-line luggage.......

"Upscale" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Robatoy" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> "Donald Worley" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> > 44 years experience . I have helped many . Im free and confidential .
>>
>> How much will it cost to have me abducted?
>
>> Didn't they already abduct you, but they threw you back? :-)
>
> NOW it's coming back to me. Those flashbacks I've been having are ones of
> rejection. :)
>
>


He is right about the aliens. They come into my shop and take my tape
measures, pencils, etc.

Their home planet has acres of this stuff in their landfills.

If any of you get abducted could you ask about my nail set, I think they
have it.