Since I know you guys and gals always want the newest toys,
I thought this would be apropos here as a warning that not
all new technology is necessarily good.
NEW TECHNOLOGY
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was
taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the sh*t kicked
out of him.
.-.
Life is short. Eat dessert first!
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 14:04:05 GMT, Larry Jaques <jake@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:
>A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
>women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
>through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
This is good? Freezer sections at the grocery store will never be the
same.
Barry
Now where can artesians hide? Yet another natural
habitat destroyed by the relentless march of "progress".
I certainly hope they have to present an Environmental
Impact Report (EIR) or at least an Environmental Impact
Study (EIS) and hold public hearings before this thing
is released into an unsuspecting world. Oh the horror
of it!
Larry - is this going to threaten your Dual Floppies
T-shirt line?
charlie b
I will offer to buy those cowboys the first round of drinks.
"Larry Jaques" <jake@di\/ersify.com> wrote in message
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> Since I know you guys and gals always want the newest toys,
> I thought this would be apropos here as a warning that not
> all new technology is necessarily good.
>
>
> NEW TECHNOLOGY
>
> A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
> women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
> through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
>
> At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was
> taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the sh*t kicked
> out of him.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> .-.
> Life is short. Eat dessert first!
> ---
> http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development
This could have a really devastating effect on this business
http://www.emailbliss.com/clip%20of%20the%20week/stiff.htm
On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 14:04:05 GMT, Larry Jaques <jake@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:
>Since I know you guys and gals always want the newest toys,
>I thought this would be apropos here as a warning that not
>all new technology is necessarily good.
>
>
>NEW TECHNOLOGY
>
>A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
>women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
>through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
>
>At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was
>taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the sh*t kicked
>out of him.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>.-.
> Life is short. Eat dessert first!
> ---
>http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development
-- jc
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 10:28:28 -0800, charlie b <[email protected]>
pixelated:
>Now where can artesians hide? Yet another natural
Down by their wells?
>habitat destroyed by the relentless march of "progress".
>I certainly hope they have to present an Environmental
>Impact Report (EIR) or at least an Environmental Impact
>Study (EIS) and hold public hearings before this thing
>is released into an unsuspecting world. Oh the horror
>of it!
Scary, ain't it?
>Larry - is this going to threaten your Dual Floppies
>T-shirt line?
Nah, I never released that one. ;)
.-.
Life is short. Eat dessert first!
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On Sun, 05 Oct 2003 14:04:05 GMT, Larry Jaques <jake@di\/ersify.com>
wrote:
>Since I know you guys and gals always want the newest toys,
>I thought this would be apropos here as a warning that not
>all new technology is necessarily good.
>
>
>NEW TECHNOLOGY
>
>A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps
>women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing
>through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
>
>At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was
>taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the sh*t kicked
>out of him.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>.-.
> Life is short. Eat dessert first!
> ---
>http://diversify.com Comprehensive Website Development
and rightfully so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! skeez